why, did something happen

Any chance JB watch this live while on stream?

“First of all, Jaylen a bitch, I want that known,” Stevens began, as a series of young women helped the Celtics president out of a floor length mink coat.

“We didn’t want Nico to look that bad.”

Pretty standard whenever a big trade is made. Like I’m 100% expecting Riley to call a press conference on Monday as well. Doesn’t mean we won’t get good soundbites though!

This sub is so delusional, this doesn’t even come fucking close to a Nico level situation are y’all really this high on Jaylen Brown?!

As someone whose had Bill Chisholm purchase the company they worked for he’s just gonna sit there and lie out of his ass about how he wants to see the team grow and how he much he is planning on investing in the team and excited/committed to its growth.

I sat in meetings with him during the purchase process where he promised us that all jobs will be safe and he’s going to invest and grow the business. 1 day after the purchase finalize he laid off everyone in our building. Within a year the company was split up and sold.

Don’t believe a word this piece of human trash says

“With the private equity purchase we are no longer winning team we are here to extort all the menu we can out the fans”

blah blah blah, tough decision, blah blah blah, needed change, blah blah blah, excited for the future, blah blah blah

Similar to the Nico Kidd press conference a year ago. The parallels

“Tell Bill it was me who did the colonoscopy.”

Let’s talk about Brown being traded for a Honey Bun and 4 cinnamon rolls 😆

Just what the fans want. Shitty explanations from a couple knobs

This should go well

I’m excited to hear them but it’s just clear why the trade happened

I’d love for Brad to be honest but it’s gunna be a yap session

Just have Craig Breslow do it

This will be interesting

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The fact they’re having to do this speaks volumes…

I’m sure this will go well…

I feel like there is no way he will say the real reason (ownership didn’t want to pay this guy and I was forced to trade him right now at his “peak value” which was prescription P)

F*ck private equity

What happened to 1A and 1B run it back?

Brad Stevens press conferences are getting lamer and lamer.

I don’t really see what this is gonna accomplish other than give people sound bites.

This is going to be some interesting mental gymnastics

Is Philly sending a fruit basket？I feel like we should send a fruit basket

This is going to ruin the tour

Bill Simmons will be foaming at the mouth while Russillo is holding him back.

It will all be some word salad bs. A lot of we love Jaylen and value him so much blah blah blah. Value him so much they traded him for PED Paul and that’s love right there.

I’d like to know how they’ll mince their words to keep it respectful to jaylen while arguing the celtics got better in the process.. Their PR Machine better be working overtime..

Did Private Equity got spooked by the reaction?!

Jaylen Brown should stream this with Isaiah Thomas

They signed Mitchell Robinson so have to adress that 

Brad Stevens about to tell us how his creatine supplements were causing averse effects.

I’m curious to see how this goes. Cause I’m not sure the league would appreciate one of their premier teams throwing the new cba under the bus as a reason they had to trade one of their biggest stars. But I also don’t think there’s an honest answer that doesn’t involve kinda throwing the cba under the bus

Celtics didn’t want to pay him at all. However the new owner didn’t want his first big move to be trading a star player due to costs. Instead they colluded with other owners and FO to make up this analytics BS. Yes it is a crap idea because you need a star player to have the ball. Is Jalen Brunson perfectly efficient? Was Kobe perfectly efficient? If it was all analytics then Cavaliers would win it all. if it was analytics all the time in sports, would you see Cape Verde give Argentina a hard time yesterday?

This reminds me of how Tim MacMahon was constantly blasting Nico Harrison after Luka got traded. That again, was all because of owner being cheap and instead they came up with lack of work ethic, conditioning, stupid Nico arguments. Then Dallas local reporter Grant Afseth aimed at ownership. MacMahon had a negative response to that.

Those beat reporters have sources of either player agents or front offices. These are the league sources.

NBPA needs to come up with a plan towards this. Otherwise, a lot of players won’t be able to get the contracts they want. A lot of them. They wanted to smoke weed everyday like Snoop Doggy Dogg. Now it’s time to reap what they sow.

Remember Brad & Bill, don’t be like Jason & Nico last year. It’s not that hard…

“We sold high on Jaylen Brown” -Brad Steven

No backsies!

I can officially celebrate my ass cheeks were clenched all week thinking in typical sixers fashion our bad luck would have PG fail his physical

1st question f: what? What the fuck?!
2nd question: to piggy back, what the fuck?!
3rd question: on a scale from 1 to Josh Gordon, how drunk are you right now?

Monday is gonna feel weird man. however you feel about the trade itself, seeing Brad and Bill sit up there to officially close the book on the JB era is gonna hit different. still not used to it

Betting the new owner throws Steven’s under the bus to shift all of the blame to him so he can take the heat

Wait they could theoretically back out of this mess?