His name was actually Poor Paul until he met LeBron. His first act as agent was to legally change it to Rich Paul. After he gets married to Adele I believe he’ll have to change it to “Richer Paul.”

peak off season content right here

He’d have a sports almanac 

What if he was Poor Paul and ran Unklutch Sports

I think Cliff Paul sounds like a pretty good agent

What if he is Richard Paul and he went by Dick?

I heard that Peter Paul got married.

What if he had lots of regrets and he was Rue Paul

There was an actual example of this with a man named Robert Lane in the 1950’s who named his two sons: Winner Lane and Loser Lane. Loser Lane grew up to be successful, while Winner Lane ended up with a long criminal record.

Average Income Paul: “My name isn’t rolling off any tongues. I need to rebrand.”

A.I. Paul: “Well, fuck”

If he was named Fish Paul instead of Chris Paul would he flop more?

If it was Lionel Messy and not Messi, he wouldn’t become the GOAT

Rich Paul Poor Paul

His skill is knowing LeBron James

I knew a kid called Championship. Not Champ. Not even Champion. He was Championship.

I think he would, because people would feel sorry for him.

Get out

Paul’s poor? Someone should rob Peter to pay him.

He absorbs all the poorness into his name so it doesn’t affect the trades… powerful indeed

Not posting anything is absolutely an option btw

I think he’d be a better agent if he called himself Dick Paul. Wouldn’t even need a name change

We’re so back

This lets us know we are at the point in the offseason where people are just fishing for content

All my homies balling like im Rich Paul

He’d be a goblin

I can already see the 480p screenshot of this post

Asking the tough questions… you know what… maybe.

“ Rich Paul, little turtle head snotty nose ass “ 😂 😂 😂

If his name was Prince Paul he’s probably be able to scratch a mean record.

If he had a son, would he be Rich Dad, then Poor Dad?

AI Paul would definitely attract investors

see ya’ll in the bitch-paul thread.

You need more Automator and Prince Paul in your life.

Fuck no

Definitely better than if his name was Dead Tom.

He wouldn’t have made it. Nominative determination and all that

I look forward to Lebron James retiring so I hear less of this dude

Hey, my name’s Paul and this shit’s between y’all.

imagine getting a call from your agent and caller ID says Poor Paul 💀

rips the bong

def wouldn’t be with adele

He’d be great because everyone would feel bad for not singing his talents

Well, he isn’t a good agent now, and he’s only successful because he was LeBron’s friend. So yeah, his name doesn’t matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

I mean rich is an actual name while poor isn’t. Ok troll.

Funny in the discord we were just talking about pelinka looks like Rob Lower Priced

Absolutely the fuck not. Rich Paul is an aura as fuck name. Hell, I think im gonna name my second son Rich so he get that aura too.

I know a guy whose surname is Cashman. Not surprisingly, he is doing okay in the money department.

He’s a hustler. Put respect on the man’s name.

Ahhhh this reminds me of pre covid peak summertime posts 😂

Nominative Determinism strikes again!

Would he still have Adele?

This post has the same amount of effort as a clip of Ben Simmons working on his jumper.

This is an excellent point. Same reason Arliss spelled his name with dollar signs.

You made me realize his name really is Rich Paul. All this time I’ve thought it’s his business nickname or some shit 😭😭

Offseason /r/baseball is leaking.

Off-season baby

Any parent that would name their child “Poor” shouldn’t have been trusted to be parents.

His name isn’t short for Richard?

It’s called nominative determinism. Here’s a good bit on it: https://youtube.com/shorts/uprNjs8GqW8?is=w0iozeDyUDgcJuua

His friends call him Dick Paul

The opposite of his name is actually Bland Paul.

Mods delete ²⁄₃ of thoughtful posts but leave up shitpost drivel.

He might be rich but he still has to go home and fuck Adele.

I’d rather be poor than have that life.

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