Jaylen Brown: “You got LaMelo and Antman, who knows what they about to be getting into outside the court…I love both of them mfers but they gotta get some supervision and some council or something”
That’s why LeBron should sign with the Wolves to monitor them
LeLife360
The longevity of LeJokes is astounding still makes me laugh
LeNgenuity
LeNdurance
LeScended
LeLifeCoach
They’re just too damn easy
Perfect response
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never heard this one
LeChaperone
LeFatherFigure
Kyrie downvoted this comment
Still one of the funniest questions anyone has asked a player, hands down
that song is still weird as hell to me.
LeMentor
LeNanny
LeMrsDoubtfire
this got me
Larry Johnson would be proud.
Granmamma!
LeGrandmama was waiting for you
LeBron gunna LeParty with the youngins. There’s a reason he’s choosing MN, got a houseboat on lake Minnetonka calling his name
a houseboat on lake Minnetonka
Lmfao wow what a pull I forgot all about the Loveboat
Kevin Love can come too. Retire alongside LeBron on a championship houseboat
“That’s what we call running through the okra patch” - Fred Smoot
More than pulling went on on that loveboat™
He’s 40. This is exactly when you start hanging out with 20 year olds again for drugs and fun cause you don’t want to be 40.
39 year old
Can confirm im not happy to be 40 soon …..but man if drugs and partying is what it takes, I think I’ll just fade, because that sounds fucking brutal rn
LeBabysitter
And we just got rid of Conley, who was like the most mature and levelheaded vet presence. SMH
Tobias Harris would’ve been interesting there as a vet
I’ve been pushing LeBron to wolves agenda and it absolutely sucks because he will not go to Minnesota. He fits perfectly.
Honestly I have been convinced too, I want to see it happen.
It won’t happen, but you can’t convince me whatever streaming deal Lebron is angling for wouldn’t be better with Ant in it.
I was telling my coworker earlier, LeBrons final season documentary would be pure cinema with Ant and LaMelo in it. Bron would make crazy amounts of money from it
yes because the viewers would extra tune in because of ant and lamelo lol
Oh yeah. The younger generation would for sure. They would definitely be more entertaining than Bam and Giannis or Brunson and Kat.
Who knows what LeBron actually wants. Is it legacy? Does he want ease? The wolves won’t have him running the team at 41 and there will be zero pressure for him stats wise. One ring and he becomes a hero even if he’s the fifth option. He could play here a few years without the same expectations almost every other team will have on him. But is that what is driving LeBron? Who knows.
LeYesjulz
LeNoSavannah
He will
Le will
They grown men bro lol
LeGrownmen
LeWeirdos
Lelol
Why not sign with the Raptors to monitor his sons?
LeLifeAlert
Dawg he just got two of his kids out the house don’t make him raise more 😭
If I’m LeBron, I’m not going to the Wolves to adopt two other kids… unless I can call them both Bronny.
L’unc
LeFixedWolves
LeGal Guardian
Yes plz
How do I get a gig as one of these homies on stream who just stands around
You have to re-roll your life to be the childhood friend of an athlete
Or their barber or some shit
Or give up those cheeks
Love to hear the homies clappin.
lol damn this caught me off guard. I guess that’s on me at this point
Spray painter.
The two white dudes in the infamous screenshot were just some guys that DM’d Jaylen and he told them to roll up. Anything is possible
Oh so that’s who the big guy in the back was?
If you high-roll you end up engaged to Adele
Entourage (pretty much)
Just nod and agree to whatever the celebrity says
You’re halfway there (I’m assuming your seated while posting on Reddit)
What, do you stand when you poop?
I lay down. Thanks for forcing me to reveal a very embarrassing medical condition
Face up or down?
Try it if you haven’t it’s not as bad as the media says
This gives me the same feeling as having to laugh at your bosses jokes. It steals your life force homie. Don’t give in.
Can’t argue with Lionel Hutz, even the Canadian version!
Now that I think about, that’s such a weird idiosyncrasy with these types of “Just Chatting” streamers. What’s up with that?
They want their homies there to have someone to joke with. Is it that weird. Some of them are genuinely funny like Jeff Teague’s friends
Without b hen the podcast be fairly shit aswell
You need DJ conducting too the episodes where he is not there the flow just completely dies.
Yh your right like jeff could not do a solo podcast with a guest like certain people do.
All talk shows have sidekicks or co hosts
I used to watch Million Dollars Worth of Game podcast. Then they kicked off their homeboy who kept the show on track. Show just isn’t the same now.
They’re colloquially known as Garden Gnomes. Now that he’s on the Sixers I guess we gotta think of a new name. The Liberty Bell-hops.
This is the same thing everyone is saying but once JB says it he’s a tryhard LOL
Not true Jaylen /s
I actually like JB’s streams lol it always gets people pressed when it’s never that deep
Yh this always happens. He’s making a funny joke, it ain’t that deep
lol
Spray-on hairline man has always had reasonable takes. Find a new slant.
It is gonna be wild season with Sixers fans trying to get comfortable with Brown and his dumb takes. This one is not one of them though
“Melo driving 100mph to the arena in Minnesota”
Minnesotans will be lucky if it’s only 100
Imagine LaMelo going 100 on I-94….fucking hell man
Hed get passed by Addison
Addison and Melo are going to be doing a live action remake of Redline on the Minnesota freeway system
There’s a certain retired jersey joke to be made here….but he was the victim, not the absolute idiot that caused that crash 😬
“Courthouse Boulevard you said?!”
aggressively cuts across 3 lanes at 120mph
Nah Melos taking 394 to the games. Dude will be lucky to be going 30
I hope they take his keys away. He can’t be trusted in the snow.
DNP - Pileup
Just block off 394 going into downtown on game days at this point
It’s going to be 394 flying in from Plymouth
With that tank of a car he has
You know how sitting members of Congress can’t be charged with crimes if Congress is is session?
Anyway, apparently all we need to do is get him a nice Immigration and Customs Enforcement vest and nothing he does will have meaningful consequences, and our season will go off without a hitch
he and Jordan Addison can carpool
One winter and that dudes toast
Imagine Jordan Addison street racing LeMelo Ball
St Paul has a city wide 20 mph limit, he is going to kill someone
I love St Paul, it’s my most favorite suburb….but I don’t see him going there all that often ;-)
nah everyone is so serious about this. this shit was funny even if it’s ironic
There’s a guy called AntMan who plays basketball? What the fuck?
Anthony Edwards, nickname Ant/Antman
He’s legitimately laughing while saying this. And you already see commenters on their pedestal.
Saying shit /r/timberwolves and every Wolves fan on x and bsky have already joked about but now it’s a problem lol
Even Wolves fans are joking about it. It’s clearly a jab at 2 guys he likes. I know Ant and him are very close.
it’s all in jest people are taking this too seriously 😅
But hes right tho
I’m convinced some of the users in r/nba have never stepped outside. This shit was funny. He’s joking. Are y’all okay?
LaMelo is a touchy subject for a certain archetype of people for some reason
Where’s my arc Paulie??
Watch it Chrissie
They were crying because Moussa Diabate and Zach Lowe didn’t condemn his driving
I kinda just assume this is the case for most of Reddit. A huge part of this website is made up of socially awkward people that have no idea how to operate IRL.
Dude, seriously! Once I asked a completely normal question as politely as I could, and the response I got was something to the effect of “Are you trolling or are you really that stupid?”
I was so taken aback. Like, there’s no way you talk to people out in the world like that haha
It’s a site filled with people that yearn for that shower comeback, the snarky quip or the long winded takedown. For a sports specific one, it’s a site that dreams of being a clipboard holder, the back up QB and never the star. It’s filled with unambitious, bordering on loser. I’m not saying I’m perfect but damn, at least in your fantasies why not believe you can be the lebron or Curry of the world and not the 9th man.
Lol that’s too accurate. I spend some time on the gaming subs and even there, the dudes that play League of Legends or Overwatch or whatever just jerk each other off about being selfless team players who always play the support role and understand the game better than everyone else without ever having to take on real responsibility
It’s either way. Either you would talk to me wild over something silly and small. Or you just use the internet to talk like you’re in your own movie. Both are weird.
Ding ding ding
No, they aren’t. More than half the people on this sub have never played basketball at any level nor do they have a social life.
Some people are allergic to authenticity. Its just more interesting when the players act human regardless of whether I agree with what they say or not
Why is everyone hating on Jaylen for this stream? He’s hilarious.
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That’s only your image from reports and clips you see of him, he’s incredibly self reflective during his streams but only the funny clips are shared accross social media.
The guy saying his every thought on stream talking about supervision btw
Yeah, this is really dangerous stuff!
first time watching him and he won me over. we have been conditioned to only hear PR bs from celebs/pros. I like this better.
I would much rather hear what Bobby Marks or Stephen A Smith have to say! /s
Are you 12
It’s clearly joking lol
What’s the implication here? Like he isn’t getting in trouble if he doesn’t leave his house and every time he starts streaming he’s allowing every one of us to supervise
Fr lol
I’d rather my star player be streaming all day during the off season than doing the stuff Ja does
Ant and Lamelo prob do the same (or worse) than Ja
This guy gets too much hate. I wish more nba players were authentic.
It’s 100% true. Rudy Gobert would lose all the hair on his head dealing with those 2 if it wasn’t already gone
Just saying, but he had hair when he got to Minnesota
“You do the driving and I’ll get the condoms.”
what the fuck is a condom?
I’m allergic to latex
Nah son they take away all the feelin
I saw a meme of the Batmobile flattening everything in its path and it was captioned ‘Lamelo driving Ant to drop off the alimony to his 3 baby mamas’ and I just about lost it for like a minute straight.
No lies detected
*counsel… dammit!
The Celtics being disbanded for some petty shit like this is hilarious
counsel ffs
They need to livestream every time they are together
Gotta love JB, he talks his shit on main on stream. Opposite of KD.
If you had a first team all entertainment the backcourt would be from Minnesota
Brown to Wolves confirmed.
Remember to sort by controversial if you want to read the comments everyone is complaining about
JB is a cool dude lol
hahaha 💯. We all know this to be true.
I don’t get why he gets shit on for being smart. He’s pretty funny and I like his streams.
It‘s true
where is James Harden when we need him
LaMelo definitely plays with Tonka trucks as an adult
keepin’ it eyyyyy … what is eyy jaylen?
We should trade for a veteran point guard to keep them in check… (I miss you Mike 🥲)
Getting traded by your own team immediately after making an All-NBA team says enough about him. He should mind his own business.
I don’t know why Brad never shutdown this stream.
Counsel
He’s just saying what we’re all thinking.
I wonder of Larry Bird and Dr. J hated each other.
Probably don’t say that, this is why you were traded, but you’re not wrong. Ant at least has no issues on court, he just can’t relax off of it.
If Stephen A would’ve said that..
Needed to be said 100%, especially after hearing Starbury talk about those roads in the winter. Basketball potential is off the roof but the off court concern would have me up at night constantly.
As a neutral fan one of the worst things of this trade is this constant flow of Jaylen Brown podcast quotes.
Who is subbing to Jaylen Brown lol. Like throwing a cup of water into a lake
sez u
This got 2pac and snoop vibes they bout to go insane.
“Council” yall are illiterate
I wont let it happen again sir
They should’ve gone all the way and gotten ja morant as well
He really played the responsible one while those two completely lost it.
JB is actually good at the streaming thing lol
He’s right
Fr though like they need babysitters
The 2 kids in the back of the class that need to be separated 😂😂😂😂