LAKERS BECOME THE NEW MJ HORNETS

Los Angeles LaKKKers.

Exciting whites 😂

The gym in el segundo gonna be open hella early

Goodbye fried chicken hello dry chicken

I can’t believe it’s actually happening. This is hilarious

Lineups gonna blind you faster than looking directly at the sun

Lets be honest Utah didn’t ask for an additional pick swap because they supported what Pelinka was cooking

Lmao wtf 😂

Lakers vs Warriors WCF

Snowtime Lakers vs Golden Years Warriors

There was a lot of snow time with the Showtime Lakers if you catch my drift.

If you came up with that you need to make a graphic and post it to twitter with your handle on it because that’s genius

This is gold 😂😂😂

A pure, superior lineup

Adolph’s dream apparently.

Casserole

Boiled chicken with a pinch of salt, no side dishes

Snowtime Lakers

A classy team

Potato salad

Pelinkas firing

A storm front of basketball activity.

Converting Denver and Boston fans.

not oxtail

Coleslaw

Rob gave the controller to a 12 year old from the suburbs.

It’s like watching you nan with alzheimer’s dump toothpaste in the tomato soup

NBACJ’s wet dream

Whatever it is, it’s boiled and unseasoned

Rob is cooking coke into crack

An Eastern European country where Luka is the ruler

The snowtime lakers obviously

Genuinely happy for him. He was a great dude when he was with the Bucks and I’ve always rooted for him. He’s grown so much as a player I hope he has a good run with the Lakers.

Ya, sad they lose him though. He was so good for the Raps. 

How was Mamu for the Raps? Was he deserving of this contract?

Is he good? Please say yes.

The Rob Pelinka FML-in-4-years special

THE ROB PELINKA SPECIAL

Like I get it for when he signs buyout or vet min guys; you need to empty the clip to entice them over.

But how does every single contract even with no bidders at that money end up with a PO

Pelinka gave Vando a player option too. Im tired of it

I don’t understand how they haven’t figured this out yet.

I thought the Raptors gave out player options like candy because we couldn’t attract FAs otherwise. Crazy to see the Lakers, the most desirable market in the league, doing the same thing lol. 

donald sterling smiling somewhere

Lavar Ball’s championship theory is about to be tested

But instead of 3 white guys, they went with 4 just to be sure. 

Boston fans pissed rn

Uhh u mean glory road?

im crying this is such a hilarious pull you not wrong

They are building LeBron in the aggregate

Separate, but equal

They had to let Luke go. They really could’ve fielded a whole rotation of only white guys.

Bronny fulfilling his prophecy

More lunch pail guys

And classier

Whole team will be first in the gym, last out.

Intangibles !

thats absolutely the starting lineup this season lmao

DK, Kleber.

Kennard left today.

Is Maxi still with them?

Right now on a Wednesday morning in July it would be our starting lineup.

Celtics were always the blacker team though if u read up on the history of them drafting the first black player, having the first black starting 5, and first black headcoach. While the Lakers didn’t because they were too racist(YES the lakers existed back then)

Then you got 2008 team which was almost entirely black vs Lakers team with some white guys

Also LA can be racist lol

Your defence is cooked if that’s the plan.

he was one of our most important regular season players. great shooter, juiced the offence with transition, and has good size. i think he probably needs to come off the bench though given his defensive limitations, especially since Luka and AR are guaranteed to start.

Lmao

Yeah there’s nobody else. Vando is not starting over him

Hachimura

Trying to rack up more systemic victories. 

Christian Braun is available

Kevin Love?

Bill Simmons be like “I kinda like what the Lakers are doing …”

I know nothing of his game, but if what you’re saying is true all the lakers got are liabilities.

what having Ayton will do to a GM