thickofitenjoyer | Magic

35 | 3 hours ago

I guess i’ll take it

MkeYosh | Bucks

28 | 3 hours ago

Bucks shoulda just kept him years ago..

KorgG29 | Bucks

14 | 3 hours ago

He was so good with us. I miss when we had a guard who could pick up full court.

sukari | Bulls

9 | 3 hours ago

Those bloody transition 3s were what tricked AKME into getting him haha

Rodent_Reagan | Bucks

-1 | 3 hours ago

oh no! anyway..

MkeYosh | Bucks

8 | 3 hours ago

You could have just typed zero words

Rodent_Reagan | Bucks

1 | 3 hours ago

I was a fan of Jevon during his time in Milwaukee but come on now. Career 5.³⁄₁.⁷⁄₁.6 in 15 minutes per game, who got paid and then immediately benched in CHI after leaving MIL.

MkeYosh | Bucks

3 | 3 hours ago

IDC what he did on other teams. He was good for us.

DeyZent | Magic

18 | 3 hours ago

Magic FO going to resign Jamal Cain and call it an offseason probably lol

aubreyw | Magic

6 | 3 hours ago

They already picked up his option earlier this week

meatbulbz2 | Magic

2 | 3 hours ago

Pack it up boys let’s win us a play in game!

Key_Change_6635 | Magic

2 | 3 hours ago

Yeah, no need for any splashy moves IMO. That was last season

DeyZent | Magic

5 | 3 hours ago

yup the money isn’t there right now anyways

PeanutFarmer69 | Nets

7 | 3 hours ago

This guy was one of my least favorite Nets ever, good for him sticking around the league

Raymeis | Magic

10 | 3 hours ago

Fair. He was really good at the end of the season for the magic. Desperately need shooting and defense and he was able to provide both albeit sporadically

TruWarierRecords | CHI

9 | 3 hours ago

He’s super streaky:

He was really good for the Bucks and Suns.
Was bad for the Bulls, not in an offensive way. But his 3 wasn’t falling
Was downright one of the worst rotation players in the league for the Nets

sevseg_decoder | MEM

1 | 3 hours ago

Why? I’m very confused by that. Dude has been a dog since his first game in the league, he seems to me like a culture boost kind of guy as well as being a tough, useful bench piece.

I mean he constantly makes me think, why tf aren’t bench players playing the full court press when they’re up against starters? Seems like common sense when possible.

a_moniker | Hornets

2 | 3 hours ago

When his shot is falling he’s a fan favorite. When it’s not he just becomes a 6’ cardio king.

sevseg_decoder | MEM

2 | 3 hours ago

Idk the cardio king thing always inspires me. Even when he’s struggling.

As a bench player I’m not convinced that the cardio king thing isn’t a very valuable role.

PeanutFarmer69 | Nets

0 | 3 hours ago

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/c/carteje01.html

Look at his stats on Brooklyn, was a basketball terrorist

sevseg_decoder | MEM

0 | 3 hours ago

That’s clearly the worst of his career but for a defense-minded bench player I don’t think it’s “terrorist” level.

He’s not an offensive beast. Nobody’s arguing he’s a starter.

PeanutFarmer69 | Nets

-1 | 3 hours ago

What the fuck are you arguing about? I made no value judgement about his current ability, you asked why a Nets fan hated him and I told you.

sevseg_decoder | MEM

-2 | 3 hours ago

I’m arguing nothing in that stat line you showed makes me think he was really that awful on Brooklyn 😂

I think you’re judging him by a framework that isn’t compatible with the game he actually plays…

PerfectAstronaut | Nets

1 | an hour ago

He was awful and did nothing defensively either

Fartknocker-2

6 | 3 hours ago

West Virginia legend

Quople | DAL

1 | 3 hours ago

Press Virginia baby

Spartan-24 | Suns

7 | 3 hours ago

Suns legend

pooooolooop

3 | 3 hours ago

Goddamnit Jace Richardson, beat out by Jevon Carter and 3.5 mil

ReachFor24 | Hornets

5 | 3 hours ago

Jevon Carter’s a thot. he’s a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i’d love Jevon Carter to bust my pussy open and tell me about the intricacies of the full court press. if a guy shows up with a fucking flat ass and a bald head he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy’s like ‘im the all time wvu steals leader’ im like ‘take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the easton hill intersection dude’

InterestingArm3750

0 | 3 hours ago

Seek help and quick

ReachFor24 | Hornets

3 | 3 hours ago

I’m not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jevon Carter. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him hitting fadeaways on the driveway hoop and running cone drills shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Daddy Carter. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

These are old copy-pastas.

EuropeanStep

4 | 3 hours ago

Mikal Bridges drunk off his ass showing off his framed Jevon Carter jersey in his house is one of my favorite things ever

sukari | Bulls

2 | 3 hours ago

Get that money, JC!

heat_fan_ | Raptors

2 | 3 hours ago

Get that 💰

DankBlazer99

2 | 3 hours ago

Let’s go mountaineers

TrillenX | Magic

2 | 3 hours ago

Just a solid vet so I’m happy to see him come back. Basic emergency minutes, hit an open 3 and play some tough defense.

Just_A_Glitch | Suns

2 | an hour ago

Good for him. I’ll always cheer for this guy.

Vro9ooo | Magic

1 | 3 hours ago

Yeah we’re a lottery team aren’t we

[Charania] Free agent guard Jevon Carter has agreed to a one-year, $3.5 million deal to stay with the Orlando Magic, sources tell ESPN. Carter finished the season in Orlando and earned a rotation role.