LeClipper.. LeTreePlanter

Not the most appropriate choice of words

No reason not to, its fair game now

Makes sense why he would use that word wink wink

It’s Arbol ain’t it?

He’s definitely not going to the Trailblazers then 😭

Transpiration. If the stomata is transpiring then LeBron ain’t retiring. 90% of the water entering a tree leaves through this process. LeBron leaves for a tree or plant based team confirmed. Celtics use the 3 leaf clover. Timberwolves have timber in their name. Read the tea leaves folks, we’re getting carpenter antman and LeBron.

How does this dude have the social capacity to spend most of his days on the phone with high profile NBA agents and executives?

He’s just so awkward.

What did he say or do wrong? Have we lost media literacy or something I had to rewatch it thrice to understand where you’re getting this from 😭

Shams speaks in tweet

He always looks like he’s about to say the punchline of a joke, almost always smiling but not

I was struck when he first got the espn gig how bad on camera he was. He’s not a good communicator at all which is shocking given how connected he is to league insiders

Deep fry a full-size statue at the state fair and we got a deal

You kid but LeBron bringing the franchise it’s first chip would certainly help his legacy status

That would just be a supremely entertaining fucking team. I mean yeah a dozen teams can easily throw out the COME HERE BRON HURH HURH but that starting lineup would absolutely fuck

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Okay but everyone tells us about your curds.

If he wanted to be in the Spurs for a minimum the entire Spurs organization would carry him to San Antonio.

Wemby and Lebron would be insane. Not to mention the age gap is almost 20 years lol

Haha I want to dream but I feel like the Spurs would only offer him 15M. I doubt it would be enough.

Knicks, Thunder, or Spurs. Everyone else is middling and this man refuses to middle.

Honestly if he had been on the Spurs he would’ve calmed them down and not let them blow a 29pt lead

He’s been signaling his love for tacos for years now. SA is where you need to be LeBron.

Nike would love that move lmao.

Let’s not jump to conclusions

Noone sleeps in hotel in Memphis when you play for them. They may start their pitch with that

You say this now but just watch, they’ll do what they do almost every season and scrape up some kids from the park and the local JCC and they’ll inexplicably become decently in demand role players within 18 months.

If there’s one team that knows how to make lemonade it’s Memphis and if there’s one thing Lebron loves it’s a good narrative

It’s all he knows

cause TV is dead. He knows the written quotes will be seen more than the clips

Because he knows the audience and business

You are what you tweet

Unironically it’s the only way he knows how to speak, how to be. I forget who it was either him or Woj but they were talking about how they sacrifice everything to do their jobs. To them it’s their lives.

Its an interesting spot for him, where he can’t be the best, or maybe even second best, player on a team anymore but he can certainly have spurts of playing at an all-NBA level

Got some, “Let me show you how to win” vibes. Lion King memes would be fantastic.

So Portland it is

Looking forward to later today when they rephrase this same stuff but add a BREAKING NEWS in front of it.

How many times can one rephrase the same sentence, the same phrase, the same moan?

Gotta generate those clicks 

Minnesota could get a ring, AND lose his hair with LaMelo

Nah, there’s 1 that’ll fuck up the NBA universe. He can go to the Boston Celtics, they’d literally win. A point forward that’ll kick out to two all NBA wings or those wings can play point forwards. It’ll literally be positionless basketball.

Presti could have a stroke and let Dort walk and sign LBJ. As an OKC fan I’d be pissed, but would be worth it to watch this sub implode.

nah give us him and we are going back to back (knicks fan)

That’s how I’d like to see his career end. It’s really important what I think.

I sure hope so 

Yeah it feels like LeBron cares too much about his story to do something random like sign with the Spurs.

If the warriors can’t get AD my guess is Cleveland as well.

It’ll be Miami.

That’s the only one that makes sense to me if he wants to actually compete for a title.

Windy lowkey knows something. He was hinting Jaylen Brown and Bron with Harden and Mitchell in Cleveland

I think every fan from every team wants him to come to their team, but would be perfectly happy with him going to Cleveland. It just makes sense.

We are the GOAT of retooling a team that’s a LeBron away from competing during the years he leaves to go pick up milk

Toronto does throw the largest victory parade, just saying.

Drake beef tho

Oh yeah. Cade, Ausar, and LeBron would wreak havoc with the length, athleticism, and explosiveness.

Draymond could always just jump ship and join LeBron in San Antonio on a minimum.

LeBron fills the starting PF position and Draymond fills the backup PF role

our head coach (Mitch) is reportedly repped by Rich Paul too

I agree

As opposed to a dead offseason with nothing going on? Sports are entertainment at the end of the day.

I think he doesn’t want to carry the weight of the team’s success and he’d rather be the player to put a team over the top?

As a Lakers fan, I think the Busses and Pelinka have mismanaged the team and wasted LeBron’s late career. We should’ve gotten more than 1 ring with him

Would be sorta poetic. His first NBA game was against the Kings. Could play hia last game on the Kings. Beyond that future-Jeopardy-answer tidbit though, there’s no reason for him to go to Sacramento unless he wants to lose his remaining hair.

An.