Not even.

In a hypothetical where LeBron makes 100 mil a year, it’s the equivalent of a parent on 100k a year spending less than 10k over 3 years on their kid. Rookie numbers. Even broke parents are out here overspending on their kids.

It’s definitely way less than whatever he actually gives his kids as that’s basically the first thing you do with that kind of money - spoil your family.

he’s NBA caliber

edit: lol dude below me either deleted their comment or blocked me immediately after commenting, what a pussy

He will get traded to wherever LeBron signs, let’s be real.

Or if you want to be petty and embarrass him, give him minutes lol

The 2nd apron (basically the salary cap) is around 220 million.

Teams score 114 pt’s a game, roughly.

So you’re paying about 2 million a point. Getting him, to be the last guy on the bench, for a million a point sounds like a deal to me.

Or maybe he will father him?

My son, when he was young, gave me the work and m Smash Bros, and would not stop talking.

So we fired up Street Fighter 2.

I didn’t even have to bust out the Hadoken; just a few high kicks and one dragon punch later, he was done talking.

LeVisitationRights

LeAdultDaycare

LeGoneForCigarettes

I legit thought this was a scientific name for a dinosaur or something at first.

I’d love to be a part of this “last laugh” and make $3.1 million guaranteed.

Why? He’s cheap, doesn’t cause problems, and is popular relative to his position in the league. Probably led the league in jersey sales per minute played. The financial impact from his contract for the Lakers is worth far more than any 13-15th player could add in on court performance. His contract is peanuts.

fake laker fans

You say it like there is any other kind.

His NIL and social media presence has been in his right and left pockets for a while. Without his billionaire dad, he’s wealthy-wealthy.

You know he had 2 sons that both went to UCF right. Marcus was definitely better at the college level than Jeffrey, but both didn’t pursue basketball further.

The only thing I remember about Jordans sons, is in high school they played Eric Gordons North Central squad from Indianapolis on national television, and he absolutely bodied them with North Central winning by like 60 points.

God, there was some real talent in the city back then. Almost the same class as the Greg Oden / Michael Conley Lawrence North teams.

Bronny also had a heart attack

Bronny only played one year of college ball. Is Marcus Jordan’s freshman averages of 8 pts, 2.5 ast, 3.1 reb, in conference usa for ucf really that much better than Bronny’s 4.8 pts, 2.1 ast, 2.8 reb in pac 12 for ucla?

Marcus Jordan’s last year of college ball was his junior year at ucf, where he averaged 13.7 pts (on 37 fg%), 2.4 ast, 2.7 reb. If Bronny had stayed in college, this past year would have been his junior season. I haven’t watched many of his games but people seem to think he plays at a level above ok conference usa player.

Edit: in g league games this past year bronny averaged 15.6 pts(on 56 fg% and 45 3p%), 3.7 ast, 3.1 reb.

I mean, he’s not good and probably not NBA-caliber by most metrics. The fact he’s even trying and having a few decent moments is better than the initial expectations most of us had which is that he would automatically fall in the pros.

Below-average isn’t good, but it’s also not abject failure.

He would have never been picked.

80% of the G-League is too good to be in the G-League.

So will i

Instant extension. I’m not the Lakers but if he did that shit I’d extend him no matter how bad he is. It’s too funny.

In playoffs and gives that stare what james did to Steph

And tells him he fucked his mom…and means it.

Ever since that trade failed he checked out lol

If it makes you feel any better, I put actual money down on Christian Braun winning finals MVP a couple years back. 

With his build/wingspan/skills, I could see him ending as a Marcus Smart/Davion Mitchell type guard.

Thanasis was playable at his best. Not good at all but still.

The others though, yeah…

Bronny has to be in like the top 5% of performers amongst people picked 55th or later.

Also he has performed well in the G League every time he’s played in there, showing he’s clearly better than that level of play.

Ok that makes sense