we have concepts of a contract

More like “once free agency opens he’ll make up his mind in 60 seconds”

He’s almost nodding or shaking his head

Trying to decide whether or not to consider contemplating

They should have him announce where he is playing next year live on ESPN, that should be uncontroversial and fun!

That just means they can’t make it official for another 8 hours

“Ramping up” to 3v3 in practice

Known LeBron source haver, Tim Kawakami

I’ve been BEGGING for more epic merging of mega-brands since the Paramount-WB merger got approved like 3 days ago. I just wish there were more big brands coming together!

Acting like it’s Taylor Swift and Toy Story 

It’s just like hulk hogan and macho man teaming up!

Going to put this on my wedding invitation.

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me merge

As a totally neutral non-timberwolves fan (ignore my flair) let me just say that theres no bigger mega brand than LaMelo Ball and the Big Baller Brand

K-Mart + Sears vibes

Olden State

Whatever happens when they play together it will be cinema.

LeBron and Steph were made to play together.

Power of friendship worked with the Knicks. Why not?

L’Unction

Viagra and Minoxidil branding deals is the new gambling

Gold Bonded Warriors

Welcome to 2026, where corporations behind the league’s biggest players think fans are there for their business conglomerates

Think of the content this team could generate!

So excited for these brands to merge! As an NBA content consumer, I will love this product!!

LeGreen Curry would sell well in Thailand.

The league has for a very long time been “the product”

This has got me so excited that I’ve even stopped generating shareholder value just to stay up to date on this merger. 

If it goes poorly we can all just wipe it from our collective memories like MJ on the Wizards

I think I actually care less because it is LeBron vs anyone else. In the twilight of the literal GOATs career, I’m way more open to him doing whatever he wants.

If I was a Cav’s fan, obviously would have different feelings.

Like seeing Nash in a Lakers uniform

I can’t even help it man. It feels like a requirement to buy a LeBron Warriors jersey.

The NBA has centralized revenue sharing in merchandise. They get the same 1/30th share as any other team.

Revenue sharing. So they all win.

If his dumbass keep asking for a max I hope they find a way to get AD too

Man a defense with AD and Draymond… likely one on the floor at all times, Porzingis rotating in for spacing. Not to mention LeBron driving and kicking to Steph and finding him off-ball in Kerr’s offense…

The injuries/age are a problem but Kerr will know to keep their minutes low. It would be some fascinating and beautiful basketball.

Me too

Don’t check my flair

Mike Conley as well?

Watching them play together at the Olympics was awesome.

Then AD, Bron and Steph all injured by playoffs. Draymond all alone.

If they’re desperate enough for him they should give us Yaxel/Butler and a couple of unprotected firsts, or if they love Yaxel that much just give us one unprotected first, he’s probably the same value as one of those.

But also the Warriors said they don’t want to trade Butler so who knows.

to be getting closer to deciding to sign to join

The Pizza Ranch shout out is crazy. When I worked in Portage that was unironically the best place to eat lunch lmfao. Exclusively blasted Christian music but the food was cheap

Damn it’s been so long since I’ve seen a Kelvin Benjamin pasta, didn’t think the clock would reset in fucking r/nba lmao.

“The greatest team of 2016”

“Here comes the unction!!!” - the whitest Redditor you’ve ever met

Reddit humor.

olden state warriors i mean i mean golden girls i mean golden age hahaha they’re so old amiright guys updoots to the left 🤓

So we’re just talking shit

EDIT: I guess not!

Yeah so this is just posturing basically

I mean KD gotta be a little smarter to realize why not lmao

Sorry Dickerson, it’s just that when you did it it was pathetic and sad. 

KD was in his prime. Bron is 42 years old lmao. What you smoking?

LeBron and Curry are past their prime. And while this will be cool for anyone who watched them for.the past 20ish years, we all know they are not going to dominate the league…

There is no comparison between this and 2017 KD joining the 73 wins team.. nothing but some of the names

Tend to agree. There’s a lot of preemptive TALK about it which seems to be trying to get the Lakers attention. If LBJ wanted to join the Warriors he could just do it. He wouldn’t need to float it in the media for a few weeks first.

It’s not a surprise. At the end of the day LeBron cares most about his brand and this will continue to enhance it

That would be mushroomhead here in Cleveland sir

Melo CP3 and Wade coming out of retirement?

LeHardest Road

Funny enough, there actually was kind-of a reboot called Mid-Century Modern, starring Nathan Lane, but it was not renewed after the death of Linda Lavin last year

My glorious king have mercy on our wretched souls

But better

Would this be the first ever team with 2 40-year-olds? Would the average age be the oldest ever too?