24 hours max

With 2 friends sitting behind him agreeing with him on everything

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It’s going to be electric

I don’t understand why there aren’t people close to him trying to get him to log off for a while.

A day away*

JUST WAIT BOBBY MARKS I’M GOIN TO THE COMMANDERS!!

Which might be a little part of why teams aren’t knocking down the C’s door.

It’s infuriating watching dumb people try and act smart

He’s a Bleacher Report article away from posting his IQ

This is gonna turn into Ivey 2.0 isn’t it?

Many? State your source

An even better version of Magic vs Bird

At least until Jaylen Brown versus his next foe/friend/fan/rando.

It’s in contention

I know it’d never happen but if Marks replied with “source: apparently, their eyes” would be incredibly funny.

This is the guy everyone raves about being super intelligent. He’s an idiot.

No but its kind of a fair play, you could say hes 3rd or 4th on a championship team. Id be willing to entertain that conversation. But 7th? Thats a hit piece. Marks published that info knowing that it was outrageous. And I generally like marks and dont like brown.

KD the number 1 example of this

I swear the avg redditor is an idiot, they have all of them. But they are also normal ppl that are gonna chime in on this lol. It has nothing to do with having a gf or wife.

I could have 5 wives and 1000 kids, id still be just as pissed if someone said that about me.

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dunno man, I’m half-convinced that Steph Curry’s terrible whistle was all but guaranteed after Ayesha put the refs on blast with her infamous tweet, ‘I’ve lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money… Or ratings in not sure which. I won’t be silent . Just saw it live sry.’

Or this is the reason they don’t have wives or girlfriends

Emphasis on plural

The celtics before this year was like a dads’ social club

Imagine being the gf of wife of these dudes though. How do you put up with it

Somebody like Jaylen Brown probably has about a dozen hoes of the highest caliber on call at all times. Why would he want a wife or gf

What do you need since your on reddit commenting on it? At least they are discussing their own lives.

NBA’s of our Lives still going strong.

Imagine being a NBA player. Everyone around you praises you your entire life. You have an entourage of yes men following you around. And then you log on the internet and see nothing but the most absurd vitriolic hatred directed at you ²⁴⁄₇. I imagine it would create a hyper defensive conspiratorial personality.

hey, we got nothing going on this weekend.and mlb might be in a lockout next year. truly dark times in our future if we don’t have nba players crashing out.

“will JB be traded? Find out tomorrow on… As the Ball Turns.”

Sports never have enough going on to satisfy fans’ desire for content. That’s where the neverending soap comes in.

I do think these reports of how little he is valued around the league are messing with his head.

Is he wrong? Analytics have been valuing the wrong things for a while and is terrible at measuring defense. He wins a shot ton of basketball games. They aren’t played on a spreadsheet. 

It’s a cope to blame an external cause

Brown to the Nuggets for Braun, Watson S&T, and Zeke Nnaji? Many are saying

I doubt this lowers his value in any significant way. He’s angrily tweeting at stuff basically calling him bad by major reporters. It’s a bad look for him but that’s really it.

Lowering his trade value is just making sure he stays a Celtic.

It’s not like the Celtics are desperate to trade him.

Yeah he’ll be on the celtics

I think he was just trying to use it as like what crazy analytics people think like.

You don’t think it’s relevant to report on how the league values a guy who is lk trying to get traded?

Bobby marks needs views. Everyone knows he’s not entertaining so he needs to survive somehow

Every crash out makes keeping miller in a trade ever more likely keep them coming BB.

Salary cap exists. Brown will want a 70+ mill extention. Hes eligible for a 2 year 142 mill extention next month.

lol

Well no actually

His value is high it’s just nobody is gonna give win now players that is what Boston wants, just picks and young players which isn’t helping Boston in a window

tbh the original thread about this, which launched this weird exchange… is a thread that highlights the source as an out of context quote and the link they provide has no timestamp and just a 2.5 hour podcast audio link.

No reason to be surprised here. just typical 2026 shit. Jaylen getting emotional about it, is funny.

Please forgive my ignorance, was he in a front office? What trade are we talking about?

He has had the best year of his career and is now spending the offseason being shopped in trades, ridiculed online, and called a benchwarmer. I get he probably has other things to do, but I don’t know I would react in this situation

How is he insecure for this? Wtf do you see what being said about it anybody would call any media source out

What are you trying to communicate here?

TBF, I think I would also draw the line at someone tweeting: “sources are telling me he is so bad at his job that other prospective employers are now saying he’d be on a PIP day one”

But he’s so smart!

You are comparing revealing actual information to hiding behind anonymity to give a stupid take.

One of them is a legitimate reason for keeping anon, the other is a journalistic tool to push stupid narratives 

It’s just something like RAPM. If you look up the Celtics he’s nearer the bottom than the top (at a quick glance he’s around 12th on time decay RAPM for Celtics players). Analytics HATE Jaylen Brown as a player and always have.

You can take issue with the analytics assessment, but he 100% is showing up at 7th best or lower by some metrics.

better baller than brown according to sources

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He is trying his best to become the anti media/fan GOAT DIVA of active players which currently belongs to none other than Kevin Durant

You sound like a typical redditor, i am so incredibly smart and these athletes are just so dumb. They need to just dribble the ball for my entertainment and don’t jave any opinions

Bobby Marks doesn’t seem bitter at all in any interview and makes fun of himself for his mistakes.

if u watched his actual comments or even his response to brown hes not even a little bitter lol. he was shocked about that line and said it cuz he knew it was gonna get a lot of attention

Because no one said no towards them.

https://www.nbarapm.com/player/Jaylen_Brown

Several impact stats don’t love him over the past few years. These are the free ones, so who knows what proprietary models think.

I think there’s something to it. Not saying that brown isn’t better than the data suggests, but I think people are too quick to dismiss it.

Wasn’t that the general reaction earlier today? I don’t understand how this has blown up, it was sorta interesting to speculate what weird data was feeding the (singular?) model, now it’s an Event, ugh.

He has never stated any opinion that he wants out, he has consistently talked about the lack of respect he receives compared to Tatum. Most of the media glosses over Tatum’s bad shooting nights and will talk about how he had five assists that game but Brown has never gotten that level of respect even when he won Finals MVP. 

On a mediocre team. I can’t see him being the first banana successfully.