Michael Beasley threatens two civilians he’ll give them a bucket
Lmao imagine just standing there and all you see is Michael Beasley telling you he’d score on you
Imagine just standing there and all you see is some random tall ass dude telling you he’ll give you a bucket
Imagine being some random older guy who doesn’t even know what he’s talking about when he says that…
My fatass would assume some KFC coming.
So we both got buckets of chicken… wanna do it?
eh, ok!
I could go for an 8 piece and some slaw. Thanks Mike!!
But mister, my faucet is not even leaking, for what purpose is this bucket?
Id take it as a threat. He ain’t getting my buckets!!
“For real? Is it a nice bucket? Does it have a good handle? It better not have a hole in it. The last bucket I got leaked shit all over my apartment.”
The title sounded outrageous but the video is hilarious
Probably would, but still
I’d feel honored that he felt the need to tell me tbh
Yeah, I’d be like “wow he thinks I’m that confident about anything? Nice!”
The “give you a bucket” sounds like he is going to give an assist.
“Yeah dude. I know. I watched your career. You’re closer to Brian Scalabrine than I am to you.”
That’s fair tbh
Would be like me doing that when walking by a group of kindergartners.
Could you back it up tho? I have a feeling you’d get clamped.
If they are kindergartners from Oklahoma they are already advanced in flopping and hitting legs. Watch out!
Tfw you pander too hard
This man loves 1 on 1
Legend has it he’s only lost a 1 on 1 to the man who’s scored 83 points in an NBA game, which makes sense tbh. You gotta be pretty skilled to score 83 in an NBA game amirite
Beasley had a really good 1 on 1 partner while he was with the Bucks. Middleton was rehabbing from surgery in 2016 and they would play 1 on 1 a lot.
Nah he got whooped 1 on 1 by lance stephenson
What are you talking about? When they played for “$100k”, Beasley won pretty easily
Him and Lance Stephenson need to kiss already and stop with the theatrics
They play on the same team on the Big 3. Its obviously ALL theatrics
i thought that was mma
Wilt, bam, k***
How is that possible? He was shipped from Miami to bring in Chris Bosh, who was before Bam Adebayo, that doesn’t sound right.
TIL: 1v1s are only allowed to happen between nba teammates
It has always been the law.
Also, no touching!
Especially of the hair and face!
He was still around Miami and facilities often. He’s talked about it on a podcast last year or year before how the only person he’s lost a 1 on 1 to was Bam.
Off season doesn’t exist
He went back to Miami in 2013-14
How does this have any upvotes? Legitimately one of the dumbest comments I’ve seen on here
Only thing he’s good at and takes pride in
Dwight Howard entered chat
What he say fuck me for?
You know why
Oh he would definitely give you a bucket >:(
He would give you a big round bucket
Hey why is Michael Beasley walking around our middle school challenging everyone again?
You know why and you deserve it
Habitual line stepper type shit
Lmao.
He had this thing where like he would fuck with me…
Rest in hilarity Charlie
Wow it’s OJ Simpson man he has a big fucking head.
i still can’t believed this guy passes the interview of Pat Riley pre-draft.
You can’t teach buckets
He’d give Pat a bucket
His college tape has all the right answers.
THAT level of talent is stupid to pass up if you have the chance. Pat probably thought his hardass mob boss ways could straighten him out.
I meannnn.. he isn’t lying lol I would’ve told him check up just for the experience
100%.
And talk shit the whole time, even while hes dunking on me 😂
That man really is so funny. And also kinda scary?
He’s scary if you fuck him over. He seems like the chillest type of dude ever if you’re cool w him. Or just not a weirdo douche. Gives off that kind of energy to me. Like going around asking people if they want a bucket like a fade? That’s hilarious as fuck I just don’t see him as being a violent antagonizer more like a funny ass dude who happens to be big asf.
I’m old and been washed for 20 years but I’d say ok lets go, just for the story. But I’d be scared because this dude is legitimately unstable, as evidenced by his recent Big3 ejection and behavior…
I didn’t know he crashed out in the big 3 haha I’ll have to check it out. Some people are saying his fighting looked weak and that may be true, but I’m only 6 foot tall. He is almost a foot taller than me an prob like 60 lbs. his arm prob weighs as much as my leg and I’m not even a little dude lol. He may look weak against other lifelong athletic hoppers but I’m just a normal ass dude. I’m in decent shape but bro I just do not have that much human to put into a punch and no training to compensate. I’d be scared if he was angry at me can’t lie. 😅
You must didn’t see him fight recently? Every 15 year old boy in a mma class right now could remove him from this planet.
I mean, he’s 6’9, fully tatted, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were scared
fully tatted, A clear indicator af fighting prowess and acumen. How are there mma fighters with no tattoos?!
aye, I’m just saying that a tall tatted dude would be pretty scary.
Did you see him fight recently? Even he admitted he lost pretty much all aura of being intimidating.
“nah bro i play ping pong”
Beas is a hoopers hooper, love this dude no matter what
Me to my son when I get home from work 💪
Wait till he hits puberty old man…
I’ll still give him a bucket
This clip is missing the context. The fan provoked him right before this, asked him “Are you Dustin Poirier?”
“Fuck you”
*Squares up*
Are we calling non-NBA players civilians now?
It’s a thing amongst a lot of professional whatevers. Hell, even gang members call non-gang members, civilians.
We have no evidence that any of these guys played anything more than High School JV, so civilians works…
come on mayne you know what he means
It’s a pretty common figure of speech to say a a non-pro is a civilian when compared to a current or former pro.
You walk into KFC and Michael Beasley is working the register
It’s true
Beasley’s antics would be funny as hell if not for the fact that it constantly feels like I’m watching a human being desperately crying out for help.
Wtf?
Totally accurate. His behavior last week in that Big3 game was unhinged. I’ve been in a lot of basketball scuffles but that was just a man looking for trouble…
Real ones know when a bucket getter walks in
“Threatens” is an interesting word choice
Kramer at karate classes.
That’s the most wholesome trash talk out in public that I’ve seen, lol. I love it.
I love it. It’s be so cool to have an nba player tell me they’d kill me in basketball
Straight out of a comedy skit holy shit lmfao
Mild, spicy, or half and half?
Me when i see elementary kids hooping
lol
The interview that he did where he breaks down talking about his difficulties…
… It’s tough to watch but it shows you how much a broken individual he was all those years and how much he held in and suffered.
Maybe if he had landed in an organisation like the Spurs where players go to dinner and are mentored etc. there was a chance.
He talks about how he was hugged by Josh Hart and his that meant so much to him.
It’s tough to watch as a parent because even though he’s a grown man, you realise he’s still a child in a lot of ways, and never the upbringing he should have had.
He on the juice again
BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I’LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET!
Man I’d be so pumped if any NBA player just walked by me, mean mugged me and told me he’d give me buckets. So so funny.
Love whatever character he’s playing where he thinks he’s a god amongst men, walking around only judging a persons value on their ability to play basketball. If it’s not a character, even better.
“ok, I believe you Mike, chill out big dawg”
Sir, this is a Make-a-Wish meetup
Like, he’ll allow me to score?
I mean, he probably ain’t wrong but is my man at a high school? That’s like me doing this at a summer camp at the Y lmao
Me in the Xbox 360 party chat on 2K back in the day.
“You hoop” lol
My guy Beasley a killer. Will cry in public and not hide his emotions.
Then come in the gym with that lethal injection 🔥🚀
They already know but he gotta tell em again and again lol talk his shit
My favorite Knick
Cool Mike you were a pro player, I’d expect as much
This guy is unintentionally hilarious
i want a bucket.
Haha love this guy, he is a crack up
Beas is the only pro/former pro I’m 100% confident would play me 1 on 1 if I met him. Doesn’t matter the time or place
more likely to be crashing on your couch crying about how hes a fucking moron who cant figure life out with 40 million in contract money
Maybe he means he will give them a bucket of KFC?
Your favorite NBA player’s favorite NBA player
How insecure to you need to be to just be sizing people up all the time? Looks like he’s in a high school. I should certainly hope that he could…..score at least one “bucket” vs a high school kid.
Fun? He’s being funny
He’s fucking gone man. I want so bad to see him pull it altogether and help others.
No identity besides basketball. Sad
Sound like a true bucket