John Turturro reunites with illegitimate son Landry Shamet
Need to see them open a bodega or halal cart together
what about a pizza parlor?
Hopefully they do the right thing
BOYCOTT SAL’S
that lady bringin the trash can back
Would’ve looked great in her den!
It will never be not funny to be that the most Italian actor in that movie is actually Giancarlo Esposito (Buggin out)
How much they charging for extra cheese?
Keep Spike Lee away from it!
Don’t disrespect it
I want to see them both bowling in style.
“You said it man”
8 year olds, dude
What’s a pederast, Walter?
No one fucks with the Jesus
Pharaoh’s Muchentuchen
I want one peepee touch
Need to open Phantom Muchentuchen. You are going to get spoiled!!
Maybe a bowling alley
Muhken tookhen
They both look like they would call me boss
Dude I always saw Shamet as the halal cart guy!
Just watched ‘The Night Of’ last night for the first time since it came out.
He’s such a talented actor and seems like a cool guy.
He’s a cool guy, I’m always on the subway home with him after games - always happy to talk to people and just a really chill dude
I loved him as Carmine Falcone in The Batman. Dude definitely has an presence as an actor.
Also Adrian Monk’s brother in Monk
Ambrose my goat
And Irv in Severance
And Jesse in Breaking Bad
When he said, “Yes, Science, Bitch!” I cried the first time I saw it.
Let’s burn this place to the ground
Unlike John though Tony Shaloub is a huge asshole in person unfortunately
he is one of the main suspects in the murder of Batman’s parents. bad guy
NOooOoooOooOO say it ain’t so. I’m a huge Monk fan and this hurts me deeply.
Same I don’t wanna believe it 🫣
have never seen anything credible to suggest this, and when you google it you just get one unverified person on threads saying that shalhoub used his cache to get someone working on the show promoted because he liked them, he preferred they shoot the show near canada (where he lived) rather than LA, he wouldn’t do certain tv promotional appearances (talk show interviews? maybe just regular interviews too), and would show up late to set sometimes
i have to say, if the worst you can say about someone who was so talented that he was able to get over 100 episodes done - that feeds more families than just his, no? - is that they didn’t like doing interviews and showed up late sometimes, well then it sounds like that person might just be a normal human lol
All I’ve heard about Shalhoub is that he’s mostly a nice, down-to-earth guy. But I’ve also heard things like: he’s shy; he’s “weird”; a woman said one interaction gave her the ick; others complained he ignored them. Anyway, the “bad” opinions are never explained. You can see in some interviews that he can fall somewhere on both ends of the spectrum (being “nice” and being “bad”). I’m commenting because now I’m curious to see who was promoted, and also because Tony himself joked that he lived close to the set and was still able to get there late every day.
EDIT: For anyone else who’s curious, I found the thread, and the guy is wrong about some things: Tony has lived in L.A. since Wings, and Andy Breckman said Monk was shot in Canada because it was less expensive and less complicated than filming in San Francisco all the time; it was also shot in L.A. Tony does have a house in Martha’s Vineyard, but he doesn’t live there full time. His coworkers and crew always had good things to say about working with him. And as for the claim that he demanded a woman be executive producer, the only person I found listed was Fern Field as CO-executive producer. I don’t think Tony made life as difficult as the guy in the thread was suggesting. He’s even working with Andy Breckman again, and I’d bet that was Andy’s choice (and the new project is also being shot in Canada).
Oh fr? How?
He has a large sphincter
I love that miniseries! I’ve told all my friends to watch it and ofc nobody has lol
That show introduced me to riz ahmed, his progression from start-to-finish was something else
Riz in that role ripped my heart to shreds
That closing image of him smoking by the water at the end got burned into my mind for some reason
It does a really good job of exploring the effects of people who end up in prison, as well as their family. I wasn’t really a fan of the way they set up the ending, with the detective learning who did it and going to kill him. I thought it would have been a lot more interesting to leave at least some doubt as to whether or not Naz did it, while still showing a lot of evidence otherwise. I think it would’ve been more powerful to have shown all the evidence pointing to the contrary, while still having some of the audience convinced he killed the woman, further highlighting the presumptive guilt on Naz for having just been accused
I think there’s still some interpretation whether or not Naz actually did it because he himself can’t even confirm it and there’s still significant evidence that points to him as well.
They did definitely allude to it being the other guy in the finale though.
Edit: Grammar.
allude*
Thank you 🫡
Yeah that was my big takeaway, how he went into the system as this relatively innocent, naive kid and came out completely different, and it wasn’t because of the legal case against him
It’s absolutely fantastic from start to finish!
‘4 lions’ is an all timer comedy movie Riz and the rest of the cast are so good, total shame so many people have never heard of or seen that movie
He is the guy from Sound of Metal right? Incredible actor, especially in that role.
I need to watch that because I love him in Severance and Monk
Barton Fink is another incredible film starring Turturro by the Coen brothers
Everyone needs to watch - “The Night Of”. Absolute Cinema !
Man, that was such a good series that made me so upset to the point that I never want to watch it again. If that makes any sense.
Tbf I took 9 or whatever years to rewatch it and loved it, but probably won’t watch it for just as long again 😅
Same for me! First time last week and I was hooked. Them damn chop sticks on his feet lol
so glad to see this. watched it when it came out and it put me on to Riz Ahmed and John Turturro big time. he’s such an amazing character actor
Ah such a great show that has very little legacy.
Same actually. One of the best shows I’ve seen recently
Amazing show. I know this has been repeated as nauseum, but I wonder what the show would have been like with Gandolfini. Turturro really makes it imo
My favorite movie from him is Brain Donors.
Classic film
Originally the late James Gandolfini was supposed to play his part in that and helped the developed the show and he tragically died.
Also yes, Tuturro is such a mensch of a person. Seen him on the F train a bunch of times and always nice and cordial
I never even thought about this but seeing them next to each other the resemblance is uncanny. I think Turturro is just the Pokémon evolution of Shamet.
When we had Malachi Flynn, Donte, and Hartenstein together, Knicks twitter called them the Charmander / Charmeleon / Charizard evolution
https://np.reddit.com/r/NYKnicks/s/xRKmNlELKj
That used to be Sengun, Sabonis, and Jokic
I feel like there used to be something similar with Capella, Schroeder, and a third player I’ve forgotten when they all had a side shaved high haircut with a bleached/dyed stripe in it… I still like to call Clint Megaschroeder 😆
Wouldn’t it be the reverse? Wouldn’t Shamet be the pokemon evolution of Turturro?
What? SHAMET is evolving! Congratulations! Your SHAMET evolved into TURTURRO
Jesus fuck even the names work
OAK GET IN HERE
Shamet = Shelmet
Turturro = Torterra
Well done, I laughed!
What stats does that improve?
Sounds like a tanky turtle pokemon so HP, Def, or S Def
Chronologically yes but by Pokémon logic no. The evolved is supposed the older/mature one, not the younger “kid”.
That’s not very scientific
I don’t think Pokémon evolutions are rooted in science
Oh yeah? Then why does Professor Oak wear a lab coat?
Turturro has more syllables so it’s the evolved form, sorry I don’t make the rules.
Where does that leave Jason Mantzoukas???
Shelmet
When standing next to Shamet, Turturro looks like the guy who claims to be 6’ but is actually 5’7”
When the little guy in the NBA is 6’5”, it really skews our perception on their heights compared to regular-sized people
It’s like those videos of LeBron or Luka behind the counter serving donuts
They look comedic
These people are gigantic to a degree you can’t quite appreciate unless you see them live. Like James Harden is huge.
Seems like an unnecessary dig at the end there
Nah nothing like that. I’m saying that dude is 6 foot 5. He’s a big fucker but on the court doesn’t seem so as much.
Because he’s so stocky it makes him look even shorter.
It’s like Brunson - People continuously make cracks about him barely being 6’0”, but the dude measured 6’1” barefoot at the combine, so a 6’2” in shoes measurement is legit, but everyone thinks he’s shorter.
It’s not his stockiness, it’s his head. It’s so big it makes him look like a midget if you aren’t next to him to get perspective
Damian Lillard is 6’2”. So am I. I work for Blazers production so I see him all the time. He still looks taller than me because he’s like 195 pounds and I’m close to 250.
Years back I saw Steve Nash in person and it blew my mind how tall he actually was. I honestly thought he was shorter than me lol.
I’m almost exactly 6 foot tall, like 6 foot 0 and 1⁄8 inches. The amount of dudes I’ve met that claim I have to be 6’1” or 6’2” is hilarious
I’m 5’11.
I’ve seen a lot of soccer players in my city at the beach because there’s like a specific soccer players beach. Almost everybody was smaller than me. And almost everyone was listed 5’10, minimum
feet/inches are annoying because people only care about the full inch. I’m 6’ 3⁄4”, but how the fuck do I say that without lying and saying 6’1” or sounding like an insecure jackass with 6’ 3⁄4”?
Just say 6’1 you softie LMAO
honestly it feels weird to round up to the next inch but i had enough people claim i had to be “at least 6’1”” that i just roll with it
if you’re at least 6’ 1⁄2” you’ve earned the right to call yourself 6’1
I am 5’5.5” in the early morning, before my spine compresses. You bet your ass I’m saying 5’6”
I’m 5’11-7/8”. You better bet that I say I’m 6’1”
brother you just round up or down (in your case, up). I promise you, no one can tell the difference in real life.
Whenever you see comments on here like “Oh I stood next to him, he’s xxx height”, it’s almost always nonsense, because you are never standing back to back to someone, and you have different kind of shoes on
Can we get Landry on Severance
Landry S…. Your outie is beloved for sinking clutch threes.
Please try to enjoy each accolade individually.
That’s the shit I came here for
We don’t deserve art like this
That would be coveted as fuck
Waffle party but the giant heads are Jordan, Bird, Kareem, LeBron
Someone like Donnie
Trump
Shut the fuck up Donny!
I am walrus
Eight year olds, Dude….
8 year olds dude.
Dios mio, man.
We gonna fuck you up
I’m gonna be so sad when I get the notification that Shamet has signed somewhere else
We’re trading for 500 future second round picks and signing at least 4 international guys who are never gonna play for the team, Don Leon’s cooking something (albeit we’re almost definitely losing Mitch atp).
So Shamet is the son of Jesus.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
That really is the best cast movie of all time. No one else could come close to John Goodman as Walter or Steve Buscemi as Donny. John Tuturro was so good as Jesus and Sam Elliot as the stranger. Bonus Flea as one of the nihilist.
You said it man
Turturro is is sweetheart. Meet him few times, dude is so humble but so interesting to have conversations with him.
One of the greatest actors of recent decades. It’s a travesty that he’s not better known.
Agree. He is good in every movie and he have some bangers. O brother where art you and Barton Fink are classics.
Clockers
Miller’s Crossing
He’s unreal as Carmine Falcone in The Batman with how he just flips the switch from an unassuming crime boss to full on murderous sociopath in the phone audio scene
Barton Fink is one of my all time favorite movies. I don’t always like surreal films that kind of go nowhere but that one is just so well done.
I know it’s a generational thing, but it’s wild how many younger people associate him with the Transformers movies
When I think Turturro, I don’t think Transformers first and foremost.
But when I think live-action Transformers, the very first thing that pops into my head is Turturro’s line: “… The man’s an extortionist.”
Sneaky sneaky
Berry berry sneaky
Hopefully Landry let him rub his feet after this video
This was buried way too deep.
No one fuks wit da Jesus… or Landry!
they look more similar than most actual father-son duos lmao
Shamet was raised by a single mother…..
And he met his biological father five years ago.
But he didn’t reveal it until now??
It’s on his Wikipedia page.
Just a joke about the video
Creep can roll, man.
Transformers legend John Turturro
Shamet is the outie
Ambrose Monk left the house when the Knicks started winning
You might fool the fucks down at the league office. But you don’t fool Jesus!
You said it man – nobody fucks with the Jesus
Didn’t know Carmine Falcone was a Knicks fan
You ready to get fucked man
All things considered I’m very glad the week and half of my life where I didn’t want to see John Turturro happy is now over
Isn’t Turturro supposed to be 6’2 ??
This looks more like 5’10, with Shamet being 6’5
Illegitimate is such a lousy term. He’s his son. I guess at least you didn’t call him “bastard”.
Its a joke between them. Turturro is not his father
Didn’t Shamet use that exact word in the video
Damn I was looking at shamet thinking he was tuturo!
Shamet always looks short on the court, so I seriously thought for a second that he was standing on something to make him taller.
You think you’re better than me? Cuz you got both your nuts?
After seeing this I went from happy to angry, skipped sad and now I just feel like kicking someone’s ass.
I don’t get it, shamet is arab, turturro is Italian. They kind of have the same hair, that’s it
Brother, Where Art Thou
Díos mío man…
I’ve always thought Shamet looked like Pimento from Brooklyn Nine-Nine 🤣
Only took a championship to claim him.
This is great. It’s always cool to see to unrelated people look alike.
You got a hot date Wednesday, baby! Whooo!
Ok that’s funny lol
It feels like so many players on this team are getting their moment.
Question, is Landry Irving’s Innie or Outies illegitimate son
One man! Alone…Betrayed by his country!
He sees all the angles.
They look so alike for a second (fine first watch through) I thought it was real
I see it
That’s a nice hoody.
Carmine and Alberto Falcone
No longer Landry Snow
How did I not know this! Good for them
Fucking Pederast, dude.
every draft cycle there’s at least one guy who looks like they cast the wrong person’s dad lol
damn they look so alike shamet could ask to be apart of the inheritance lol
You better get out of here before a black wolf swallows my brain!
I love John Turturro more than I hate the Knicks. And that’s saying somethin.
Say what you want but that creep can roll!
Jesus.
He looks like tall Jason Mraz
After quite a few years (decades) of it mostly being a challenge, I’m having a really fun time being a Knicks fan these days. This is great, you know, it happens!
Your outtie has a son that plays in the NBA. 😂
What a couple of cutiepatooties!
you said it man
John Turturro looks like Jordan Peterson if he got his shit together.
Son of The Jesus
Had no idea Agent Simmons had an NBA player son…
They both look exactly like marquinhos from PSG / Brazilian national team
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Two of the coolest — Turturro is such a great actor, they genuinely look like family haha
his real father is Marv from home alone!
legit thought that was shamets dad seeing him in clips online lol.