She’s just seizing the means of trash production.

Now she’ll never forget when the knicks won the chip

Im rick james bitch!!

“Buy another one ya rich motherfucker”

Fuck yo couch

I think it’s pretty obvious she’s not putting effort into anything

I don’t disagree, but her role doesn’t sound revenue generating, more cost center adjacent. Probably \(150-\)200k.

lmaoo she’s “executive director” of DEI initiatives and community engagement which means marketing/charity opportunities, like when they partner witha local charity for a little local event.

Not shitting on her line of work bue she does not handle any business at all, she basically has a local marketing role when JPM needs to partner with nonprofits or hire a black person to look slightly less reptilian.

EDs do not handle entire LOBs at Chase. There are 4 LOBs at chase which are owned by C-Suite. Sub-LOBs and APGs are owned by MDs at a minimum. Typically second level MDs or higher.

Salary range for an ED at chase is 180k-260k base salary.

It’s an insanely broad spectrum. You can have a “head of sales” doing cold calling and handling customer service requests managing no one at a small start up. Alternatively a head of sales could oversee thousands of people. It really comes down to scale.

The second part of the title is more important than the first for assessing importance.

Executive Director of Consumer Banking at JP Morgan Chase? Probably very important.

Executive Director of Community Engagement? Barely even a thing.

The amount who knows but she was getting paid well and lost it for something they let you buy online for like 150

To add to the punishment she will have a hard time finding anything similar, compensation wise, as she is now viral on the internet.

It says exec director of industry and community engagement ? Yeah.. that aint the type of executive you are thinking about lol

Was*

Non rev-gen VPs (marketing at least) at JPM top out at ~190k base so yea would assume it lands in that 200-250 range + a 15-20% target bonus.

I looked at the can when the video started going around and I was like “that’s two rattle cans of spray paint and a roll of painter’s tape. Spray the ribs and rims blue, let them dry, mask them off and then go ham with the orange. Peel when dry.”

Not the same type but I personally think it looks better than the street ones.

Ya but I feel like it looks much worse to just dump it out tho.

Yeah but it’s way more understandle and respectable if you keep it clean

Like fuck yeah I’d want a real Knicks trash can at home, but you can’t just dump the trash man

It also makes it seem like she should care enough about her community to not dump a bunch of trash out on the street.

They also were selling the exact Knicks trash can she stole lol

You’re not thinking like a knicks fan

She’ll be fine. The internet moves on quickly

I don’t think it should kill her career opportunities but unfortunately a lot of companies are going to see this and question her judgement. How can you expect someone to make good decisions at work if they’re doing this stuff? It’s a big risk. If she can explain how she learned from it maybe it won’t impact her career too much.

“Trash panda” should definitely help pass the resume screen

Most people don’t care what people do in their off time, for the most part. But they do care if people do stuff like this, from a character perspective.

If people wanna go out and get shitfaced or smoke weed but show up to work and do a decent enough job, no one cares. But if you actively litter, steal a trash can and laugh about it, to me that’s a red flag. Not just the act itself, but if she thinks this kind of stuff is okay to do and laugh about it afterwards, that’s a red flag for anyone hiring.

She was, but my point being she is already an adult with seemingly high level professional position. Still had no problem being filmed stealing a trash can. Do the consequences match the actions? Maybe not. But nothing went through her head in terms of “hey maybe I should not do this especially with someone clearly filming me”. She had the audacity to believe her actions did not have consequences.

You’d hope she learned something, but I’m not holding my breath.

There was a company literally selling them online. They were for a ridiculous price but cheaper than losing your job

It won’t smell authentic.

Exactly lmao. This shit happened weekly 20+ years ago. You just didn’t lose your job because the panopticon was looking at you at the wrong time

ppl really don’t think about consequences these days

I just had a kid so I’m at the store a lot now. There is a type of person who goes there looking to harass workers over little shit and just generally be difficult with people they feel they can bully. I see at least one every time. It’s a weird dynamic lol.

I do. I’m very territorial over my cereal aisle. And if somebody touches my Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch we’re throwing down, no questions asked.

One of those goofy e-mail jobs too.  She had it made in the shade and blew it big time.  

Jeez, that’s an expensive trash can

She might have gotten away with it if she hadn’t done that part

Baez had also served as executive director of diversity, equity, and inclusion at The Infatuation, a New York review site, which was purchased by Chase in an effort to expand into lifestyle and experiential content.