Adam Silver Messes Up 22nd Draft Pick Announcement: “The Philadelphia 70 Selectors”
I can’t hate. I mess up everything.
I would have said 70 sucksers
Would it have been a mistake? The world may never know
I once said orgasm instead of organism in biology class. Epic
In 7th grade a girl in my class did that. Was that you
I once said condoms instead of condominiums in class. I completely understand.
I once tripped over my words, made random noises, and then said “fucking kill me” during a class once, thankfully it was grad level
It’s not even a public speaking thing. This happens to me on a regular basis at home
I have a full on stroke trying to talk at least once or twice a day
Shows us that we’re human. I guess this makes Silver human too and we thought he’s a snakeperson wearing flesh suit… but maybe this is all a ploy. I don’t know.
Every time I see his face I’m more and more convinced that Silver is a vampire.
He looks like Professor Quirrell but with Voldemort’s face in the front instead of the back.
He has given himself fully to Slaanesh
“I was born in 1601. I’m a vampire. I watched James Naismith nail peach baskets to the gymnaisium balconies.”
Adam Silver and Rick Scott must come from the same family of vampires
Stumbling over a tough sequence of words is maybe the most human-passing thing he’s ever done
him and FIFA’s infantino are definitely vampires, I don’t know how people pretend they aren’t
I don’t fault the guy. Public speaking sucks lol
I fault him because I hate him and this gives me an easy opportunity to dunk on him
When will the NBA bring back commissioners that can actually speak ??
I mean they are making a selection, selecting a player through their draft pick. We can’t say for sure that 70 people are not involved in this decision in some way or other. Maybe Silver knows some shit
“Clap your hands, everybody
For Philadelphia, 70 Selectors”
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Slectors
10, 9, 8, 70 slectors
He looks more like an alien compared to Wemby
He looks like a thin man from XCOM
HERE WE ARE
70 SELECTORS
CLAP YOUR HANDS
THIS TIME OF YEAR
ITS THE DRAFT
SO WE SELECT AGAIN
NEAR THE TOP
IS WHERE WE PICK
1,2,3,4,5
SELECTORS
David Stern would have cupped his ears and instigate the crowd to boo him more
I appreciate people with that much power making mistakes, laughing about it, then correcting themselves.
These days most people try convincing everyone it’s not their fault they made the mistake.
Reminds me of Slugworth, both in appearance and personality.
This is seriously the worst looking bald man ever
My dad said he looks like uncle fester from Wednesday Adam’s 💀
I love how the crowd starts wooing like a Wii Sports bowling crowd
He should at least be good at this part of the job he practiced for like a decade in the second round
Genuinely hate this guy. Good shit Adam
This dude looks like he’s wearing the skin of another person.
And yet…it’s just a coat rack underneath.
He looks like he survives solely by drinking the blood of twinks
He feeds on one a month. His belief is that no one will notice 12 twinks a year missing
Literally the most relatable this ghoul has ever been.
Philly Philon tongue twister was on his mind.
The Philadelphia 70selectors sixert Labaron Philon, Alabama
Ruined Philon’s big moment after he slid out of the lottery and lost over $10 million
He was never projected as a lottery player
NBA teams finally stopped drafting guys that weigh 15lbs in the lotto?
We are finally evolving
They trading that pick to the Thunder for a 2nd in 2 years
This is the most relatable this Men in Black alien’s disguise has ever been
Can they get a new flair
Good enough
He’s announced 390 first round draft picks. Do something 390 times, you’re bound to have a brain fart.
70 Selectors is a dope name. Philly better embrace it
Happy 256th birthday America!!!
Imagine having to flawlessly pronounce all those names on the most important day of those kids lives.
The vampire malfunctioned
even ancient vampires make mistakes
New LeBron + picks makes me not mind the Jared trade
Adam Silver Selects Seventy Sixers down by the Seashore
Dean from Community gif
Infamous DJ collective
The Cleveland Clavaliers select.. Labaron Jams. Am I saying that right? Labaron? Okay, good.
Do we do the second pick now?
maybe he is human after all
Understandable considering this was the 22nd time he went to stage.
Labaron Lebron, same thing.
Alien. Him and Infantino. Couple of nerds trying to ruin great sports
BOOO THIS MAN!
How I act in the google chrome dev console
Lebaron James
This is the most relatable he’s ever been lol
Cut him some slack he’s usually resting in his crypt at this point in the night.
At least he didn’t say 70saxer 💀
Got distracted on his phone with the sports betting apps
Suck the blood of your betters.
So he’s not actually an android
i would’ve messed it up worse ngl
So THAT’S how the process works
They would have made 70 selections if they didn’t end the process pick accumulation smh
Pat Riley woke up and Adam silver went to sleep
Yet another thing he messed up
First time I ever seen him smiling
He smiles all the time lol
Maybe I’m distracted by the shining bald head
BALD BALD BALD
MY EYYYEEESSSSS
Love when the outside matches the inside. Ugly MFer