My brother joined me to watch the NBA draft for the first time and I wanted to share some things I thought he said was funny.

“Why does he (Adam Silver) look like Voldemort?”

“Oh wow, so all the former players are bald?” In reference to ABC’s broadcast crew

“Why are they putting hats on them? That’s cool”

“Why are they sitting like that?” No idea what this was in reference too

“That’s a demon buck!” When he saw the buck’s logo

“He (Brayden Burries) doesn’t look good in green.”

“(In reference to Mara being 7 feet tall at 14) Can you imagine being bullied at that age for your height? You probably can’t hear them though.”

He didn’t join me for the entire draft, but he was able to drop these gems in the meantime.

PsychoOsiris | Nets
234 | 6 hours ago
AsstassticVoyage
19 | 3 hours ago
Dramatic_Ad5258
8 | 2 hours ago
spleev | San Francisco Warriors
151 | 8 hours ago
swentech | Timberwolves
28 | 5 hours ago
bjgerald | Pistons
3 | 2 hours ago
Raveofthe90s
6 | 5 hours ago
ThinkSoftware | Hawks
5 | 4 hours ago
fitnatural32
-9 | 4 hours ago
thearcherpig
77 | 8 hours ago
amateurish_gamedev
70 | 8 hours ago
theyoloGod | Tampa Bay Raptors
2 | 3 hours ago
neuroticsmurf | Celtics
39 | 6 hours ago
IggyIsABum | Grizzlies
22 | 3 hours ago
Resident-Cancel7284 | Pistons
4 | an hour ago
Armanewb | Spurs
1 | 31 minutes ago
XiaoRCT | Thunder
29 | 8 hours ago
crown_recluse | Spurs
24 | 8 hours ago
NotRondertopoa
15 | 7 hours ago
frylockandimontop | 76ers
20 | 7 hours ago
Call555JackChop | Suns
3 | 7 hours ago
lisbon_OH | Cavaliers
3 | 2 hours ago
jon__koa | Knicks
1 | an hour ago
spice-road
4 | 8 hours ago
peayness | Vancouver Grizzlies
1 | 5 hours ago
kporter4692 | Kings
1 | an hour ago
DevMahasen | South Sudan
1 | an hour ago
lavenk7
0 | 6 hours ago
Saturdaze-Sundaes | Knicks Julius Randle
-2 | 5 hours ago
Eltonbeef
-4 | 2 hours ago
EducatedJooner
-4 | 5 hours ago
wanna_meet_that_dad | Timberwolves
1 | 2 hours ago
zaddylonglegs0 | Trail Blazers
-23 | 8 hours ago
GrnWeenie
-13 | 7 hours ago
WarmAppleNightt
1 | 6 hours ago