Jaylen Brown on Shanghai Sharks: “Listen y’all, cut the check Shanghai I’m outta here. You write a check $400M… I play for all the teams at the same time. Get ready to learn Mandarin buddy.”
“We out here learning Mandarin for real,” is gonna go triple platinum the moment he puts up a stinker.
You just know the subs about to FEAST on that moment when it comes around
Fork and knife in hands.
High art. He’s making a goofy ass face and everything.
https://imgur.com/gallery/jUPnLDe
Bib and everything. He just gave the internet everything they need.
At some point when you lean into it this hard you kinda own it though so I respect it.
There’s gonna be like, hundreds of comments saying he’s learning Chinese, it’s gonna be hilarious
Does anybody care fr. Dude is Finals MVP already lol Hes a made man
Oh you bet your house when he has an off game next szn randos will pop up from everywhere with a variation of learn/learning chinese buddy slander 😭
I feel the community goes crazy on dudes who haven’t accomplished anything lol Theres nothing for Jaylen to prove anymore but trolls will be trolls
The community IS trolls
Mr. Botched Chinese
我們真的在學習普通話
Wǒmen zhēn de zài xuéxí pǔtōnghuà.
You used trad instead of simplified
我们真的在学习普通话
say that again
It says “Fuck Dillon Brooks”
Good
Wŏmen. Amirite guys?
Wo men be shopping.
They do be liking sushi is what I heard.
Wǒ bù shì měi guó rén. Tǎkě
He’s literally clowning those people though lol I don’t think he cares about opinions of incels
That’s not ever stopped them, my dude.
This will be posted after every bad game he has next season and I will laugh every time
Nah they’ll love him in Portland
he going to Sacramento
Better off in China if that’s the case
He survived living in the Bay Area. Now that he’s near his 30s, it’s time for him to move to Sacramento and settle down.
He’s already got a ring so not a bad idea to get the bag
He’s already got the bag too.
That’s Anthony Davis
Plssssss
He can practice with Yang
“Get ready to learn mandarin” will undoubtedly be the top comment on a few Jaylen browns lowlight posts lol
He’s literally the one making that joke here though
5 years, $304m is his current contract. He makes over half a mil each game, no matter how he plays. What exactly are we laughing at
Seriously lol. Reddit nerds gotta find something to hate to feel better about their own lives I guess 😂
After how played this past season, y’all are gonna wait forever.
You underestimate them, my dude.
Imagine he just answers questions at a post game conference in Mandarin just for the memes.
and it will be overused
Now, this is what you call 4d chess.
I think you mean 5D Chinese chess buddy
bazinga
7D Chinese checkers
8D Murica Mahjong
9D Connect Four
No, 5D is beef with broccoli. He’s more of a 7D, kung pao kinda guy
China: 400 million Yen? Deal!!
Yuan ya silly goose
Quite sure he said “for a hundred mil” actually and OP misheard. What a bargain!
I was gonna say, “or astroturfing!”
Then I thought my comment through a bit more, and realized… if the Chinese government encourages NBA visits and testimonials to improve western impressions of their authoritarian state, that is 4d chess, baby! The specific term to describe this is “astroturfing,” but shit, astroturfing is just a form of 4d chess.
Checkmate, homeskillet, you win.
wait how does he play for all teams at once
r/nbacirclejerk about to have a field day
I’m gonna jerk you off, buddy
You’re taking a big risk there, 50⁄50 shot this works
I haven’t been there in a long time. Did it get funny?
Hey at least MrSunsFan is gone
cutting down a F(orums)MVP in his prime
They barely even jerk, you see way stupider posts in this sub if you browse by new.
It got worse after banning goonposting
Nope, gets worse every day. Filled with bots
Republicans and Russians are too scared, that their sheeps might turn gay or black. They are sending their best bots to the r/nbacirclejerk
And here i was thinking r/nbatalk was the jerk community all along
What does this have to do with the WNBA?
Jaylen out here dishing out 5 star meme recipe for all of us to cook with one day 😭
Bro might be the second most terminally online player after KD
Careful, KD might see this and feel like he need to one up himself again
KD Files part Deux My Deepest Thoughts
kd is a great player and is not always online like what the internet says. also if like to add that kf is handsome well beyond human understanding. not to mention his amazing amazing dick.
Kevin?
KD: “I actually joined the US Olympic team because they’re an underdog.”
Almost the level of that Stephen A green screen from a few years back.
Celtics gonna do the funniest shit ever.
First time ever an NBA star is traded to China!
Traded by the government in exchange for another oil trade route
BREAKING NEWS: Boston agrees LANDMARK BRI infrastructure deal for next 5 years
Hey, Pepsi had a standing navy. Why can’t the Boston Celtics become a petrostate?
“Traded to China for cash considerations”
New pasta?
No new mein.
That’s lo mein
Hahahah
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This comment is gold
Saw the Curry shoe deal and said I’m in
Yea this might be the play if he doesnt find a team he wants. He’s also not wrong from his POV lol. he got the championship he got the accolades , he has dogshit opinions on american politics, why not just cash out kid
Yeah its funny and all…but he’s 100% right. If I’m Jalen Brown…gimme $400⁄5 guaranteed…shit I’m hoopin in Afghanistan.
i’d actually love to see what a star player in their prime would do in some mid league elsewhere. would be so fascinating. he’d be putting up wilt numbers
Who’s that guy who went back to Spain? That’s the closest we saw I think.
Found it! Nikola Mirotic. Prime decent NBA player who went back to Europe. Not exactly crazy but still, the closest we’ve seen to a prime NBA star heading to another league.
Edit: damn I checked his Wikipedia page, the dude is absolutely cleaning up in Europe. He’s won crazy titles across multiple countries.
what exactly is dogshit about his opinions about american politics, exactly?
Bruh. I can’t stop laughing because I have no clue if he is self aware or not.
I think he knows but doesn’t really take himself too seriously, he participated in the dunk contest and put on an absolute stinker and everyone was clowning him for it.
When some reporters asked him if he was interested in participating again in the future he was basically like “If nobody else participates hell yeah idgaf I’ll do it again”
JB feeding the internet with content. I don’t watch any of these nba player livestreams or podcasts besides highlights posted, but I don’t mind listening to him for entertainment without the overt acting.
He does seem like the type of guy who’s assured with himself. The kind of guy who doesn’t mind being the butt of jokes because he knows at the end of the day its entertaining and he’s down for being part of it. It also means that assuredness reflects a positive outlook on his own self perception - he knows who he is, he made it through everything, and it doesn’t hurt that he seems to be a stand up guy who’s also quite intellectual off the court.
It’s refreshing and i wish more athletes (public figures in all honesty) can be like this!
I mean, I’m all about fun and really it just seems like a fun event you know? Hang around with some Homies. Get paid or find out a way to get paid to do so even or just you know be al natural and just, hang out.
I feel like he’s the kinda guy that is self-aware most of the time, but sometimes he just gets caught up in smelling his own farts. Like when he wasn’t selected for the Olympics, pulled an aneurysm over his teammate getting selected over him, and called it a conspiracy. He’s not dumb, but he’s not as smart as he thinks he is either. He needs to get rid of some bad influences, like those garden gnomes that hang around on his stream, kinda like Kyrie did when he left for the Mavs.
This is all very parasocial of me to say of course, which is pretty pathetic if you think about it, analysing another person like this.
I mean he referenced the “you better learn mandarin buddy” meme he’s shitposting
I watch his streams and it’s 50⁄50. I swear he takes himself seriously enough to do this shit unironically but then the next moment he’s make a corny joke yo make you think otherwise.
As a representative of the Chinese delegation, we’ll take Jalen, adopt him and teach him the way of rice
Eventually, we’ll send him to Kumon
Okay, let’s not go that far yet.
Rice President of the Players Association
Clip farming atp
Did he say said wing chun wtf
Had me dying lmaoooo
Gotta be a Bruce Lee fan.
Ah yes Wing Chun, my favorite city in China
just like my favourite Us cities. Miami, Atlanta, chicken and watermelon
Imagine if LeBron said that lol, people here would have a field day
Lebron basically did the same when he flew out to Saudi Arabia and hoed himself to the oil princes
Or the time he was worried about people’s wallets while discussing hong kong’s freedom
LeBron haters crawl out of their discord servers, we’ll have an “out of office day” spread through every nba discord server
JB is the funniest dude in the league since Blake
Wing Chun is not a city lmao
lol.. that’s some Chris Tucker “Detective Carter” type shit
that tells me he’s not serious because that was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, I’m fucking crying over here
Idk how the fuck he said that with a straight face
That was hilarious lol
SAS taking notes.
China should offer him the contract lol
China should offer me a contract. I don’t do anything, but I’d be so cheap
Milwaukee it is buddy
ESPN: Jaylen Brown forcing a trade out of Boston? Animosity brewing between the Jay’s?
One of the most ridiculous narratives of all time. There has never been anything close to tension
Idc if he was bitter after an early playoff exit and was calling out the refs they can never make me hate you JB
He’s a lurker at r/nbacirclejerk
Wing Chun? What the
$400M !?
I heard for 100M personally. More reasonable
China Brown leveling up
Guy is a ping pong enjoyer.. no surprise here
He saw all the Giannis rumors
this fool thinks they’ll pay him like the Saudis pay Ronaldo.. my goodness
Wasn’t this guy widely regarded as the smart NBA player like a decade ago
I thought Gunna was about to start playing
Wing Chun lmao
those sunglasses should be considered a hate crime lmao
Saudi Arabia taking notes.
That’s good and all but wtf are those glasses looking like lamborghini doors opened halfway
Brown better not have a single bad game after this vid
The meme is self-sustaining.
Lmao haters got ammo for next season
😭 buddy first bad game is gonna go stupid viral on twitter
Winning FMVP… check. Leading a team as the 1A… check. Becoming the MJ of China sidequest starts now.
This is most likely just trade leverage. Giving him more negotiating power on his tradedestination by subtly threatening to go to china and play instead.
Wing Chun… XD
Which city did he meant by wing chun?
and this beat from cash not from youtube 🗣️
This definitely won’t be used into oblivion to make fun of him. That definitely won’t happen.
The Mandarin collecting all the rings lol
This man set himself up with this clip and it’s gonna be hilarious every time it’s posted, we out here learning mandarin for real
Better call Zhong Xena for those mandarin lessons.
First NBA player with CTE confirmed?
You’re about to play for the Bucks buddy!🤣😂
Adam Silver is fining Xi 5000 yuan for tampering
So funny how they always said this guy could run for politics. Hahahaha but hell in America it sounds like he does have all the right qualities when I think about it.
Ai gettin wild!
Memes don’t make themselves
I see more JB videos lately. I feel he is very insecure about his standing in Boston.
??? He streams on twitch.. Thats all
Skip?
Get ready to learn chinese buddy
Outjerked by Jaylen Brown
This guy believes in nothing. I hated him 5 minutes ago, but now? I only believe in JB for MVP of the championship winning Uyghur Beavers. I need a jersey nowwwww
Celtics gonna trade him for Beijing duck… the dish.
My man
Funny how the hat and the music gives off some negative Chinese stereotypes but his pronounciation of the cities isnt half bad
Fucking hell trade that bum Jayson for Tatum, and have Giannis and Jaylen Brown play together, 100% fuck up the league. They the real dawgs!
Might as well. The Celtics aren’t allowed to win more than every 15 years now
Jaylen Brown is my favorite Celtic right now and it’s not even close.
man speaks the language of pro sports, money.
All the racist idiots living in the 1900s with the micro aggressive racist jokes. Meanwhile the real ones making generational wealth just by being not xenophobic
This is peak response to trade rumors.
That gujna instrumental 🎼 go krazyyyyy !!
Love him
Song name please?
I hope Celtics keep Brown and trade Tatum.
Jerk of the year contender for sure.
Anytime Americans visit modern China and see a real functioning culture and society where everyone isn’t mad at each other and carrying guns because they aren’t scared of their neighbors, they fall in love. Every time.
Does he have cte…?
400+ million and I’d play every role for every team as well.
I’m the Star/Starter/Role/Bench/Coach/Assistant Coach/Ref/Play-By-Play/Security Guard/Towel Boy.
Yeah I’m done. Get this dude off my team, please.
This guy is full of himself.
Wait…, he’s still in China??
We don’t deserve JB.
Who you think you foolin’?
AI generated clip?
Monkey paw curls 400 million yuan (it’s about equivalent to one year of his current salary)
He cant even share the Celtics with Tatum. How is he gonna share China with Marbury?