The Big 3 Season Opener Ended In A Forfeit After Michael Beasley and Lance Stephenson Were Ejected - Leaving Miami 305 Without Enough Players
“We got 90’s basketball at home”
And our team is called the LA Riot!
New York Towers
New Orleans Hurricanes
Oklahoma City Bombers
Dallas Shooters. Boston Bombers. Florida Floods. LA Wildfire. San Jose Earthquakes. Oh wait…
The Earthquakes isn’t that bad because the two major earthquakes to hit NorCal are remembered as the 1906 San Francisco and 1989 Loma Prieta earthquakes.
I’m still in awe that the actual name is of the team in LA is the LA Riots.
in the first XFL the original name for one team was the Birmingham Blast which luckily was changed to the Thunderbolts before the first game.
I know it’s different from a historic event that actually happened, but naming any team earthquake in a city along the San Andres Fault is controversial. It’s not a question of if, but when and where regarding “the big one”
Earthquakes literally happen every single day there lol. You realize the big one isn’t the only earthquake right?
Did you see my flair? I’m from LA bro. You think I don’t know how often it happens? Doesn’t mean that we’re not worried about the big one. It’s different when you’re from Detroit and earthquake is just a distant word for you.
99% of Lakers fans aren’t from La
Not sure about 99% but yeah you’re right, Lakers do have a huge global fanbase.
I understand this is a pretty radical concept, but being a Pistons fan doesn’t preclude someone from living on a fault line.
Sincerely,
A former Detroiter who will cease to exist if the Big One happens tomorrow
Ok sorry for assuming you’re in Detroit. Let’s hope it never happens in our lifetime. I try to be prepared and not dwell on the thought, but it still scares me sometimes that I could lose my loved ones, my own life, my house, my everything in the blink of an eye. All the more reason to live my life to the fullest every day.
Chicago Fire, Colorado Avalanche, New York Jets out here too
JFC that’s literally insane
Oh you’re not kidding huh
yeah feweer players than expected makes sense
Lmao why have I just seen Beasley and Stephenson involved in the most random bullshit the last year.
It’s like both of them are stuck in a 90s buddy cop movie
Just fucking died hahahaha
Coach Bombay gonna chew them out, they get enlightened, quack a lot before the Big 3 finals and Beas hits a triple deke on Dwight to win the game
They weren’t even doing this stuff then. This is just NY street ball.
TIL Dwight Howard is playing in the Big 3 rn
And Nick Young is his coach.
Am I crazy or does this sound like peak tv. Not peak basketball by any metric, but still peak tv
In theory, yes. But I’ve watched some of this and it’s just not very entertaining watching uncs play pickup ball.
The actual quality of the playing has never been above what I’ve seen at the YMCA
confusednickyoung.jpg
I wonder how far down the list of potential coaches they had to go before landing on Swaggy P
His team actually won the title a couple years ago.
Thought he was in China
Taiwan actually, I only know that because he was on Somebody Feed Phil.
I guess he’s done playing with one Big D and moved on to fucking with 3.
They know what they are doing. It’s not a serious league just pure entertainment
It worked cause now I’ve heard of this league
This is like the 9th year.
Edit: wasn’t trying to shit on above commenter just added.
God damn, it feels like it was only announce a few years ago. 9 years? God damn, life is really flying by
This comment just aged me by a year.
Feelsbad.
just pure entertainment
That’s all basketball.
But i get what you’re saying.
Professional wrestling has seeped into every pore of modern society.
Amd thats 4 life.
Imagine 50 years from now the NBA is on the verge of bankruptcy but this league has never been more popular…
Yeah I was about to say. Idk what the fuck this is but now I might start watching it lmao.
Bro wtf lmao. Put him in a headlock and threw him to the ground. Then fell on / humped him for good measure.
“Sometimes I get a little freaky” - Dwight Howard
Busted a nut on him is wild
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How you gonna edit your comment faster than the upvotes and downvotes are even showing. Rage bait 0/10 lmao. It literally doesn’t even show a score and it’s been 10 minutes. Calm down.
…more like average New Yorker on Five Guys employee. AMIRITE???
Edit: wow and now 2 minutes later it’s deleted?
Stand by your comments my man.
Double hump or nothing
As long as it’s not 3
Prolly paid the guys to pull some stupid shit to bring eyes to the event lol
You don’t gotta pay em upfront when they’re hungry and there are incentives to win 👀
More carny than pro wrestling
I know this is barely relevant but… how many players are on a big 3 roster? How many do you need? More than three??
Just looked up the Miami 305 roster and they have 5 players, so they should have been able to survive two ejections. Looks like one of the 3 other players didn’t play as well
Mario Chalmers
Michael Beasley
Reggie Evans
Lancr Stephenson
Sean Williams
Reggie Evans was hurt
Probably got punched in the face bc he ran into Kaman again.
had to look at the roster again to see if kaman is on his team lmao
Mario Chalmers jumpscare
“Youuuuu light my fire”
The name of this team is the “LA Riot?” Seems in poor taste. It would be like calling the Oklahoma City team the “Bombers”
Or the New York Jets
I mean my great grandfather was killed by a bolt of lightning in the great OKC thunderstorm of 1927, so this can happen to any team.
My grandpa got eaten by raptors RIP
And many Arizonans and Floridians have died from heatstroke
chicago fire (named after great chicago fire), atlanta flames (named after the city being burned in the civil war), Miami Hurricanes (hurricanes). i’m sure there’s more
Okc bombers goes kinda hard. They could do a bombers bombers bombers chant like in Above the Rim. Way better than Thunder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing
Big 3, more like the Big Personality Disorders.
Beasley and Stephenson have been bringing their feud all over the states
It’s definitely a worked shoot.
1 on 1 in ball, 1 v 1 in fighting, going at it in Big 3.
I applaud them for being pretty good carneys though. I always tune in when they’re together
It’s not a feud here tho bc they in the same team?
lol wtf
You are over 35 guys. Get it together 😂😂
if you’ve ever played pick up you know those are the guys to watch out for.
I’m sorry, they named the team in Los Angeles “Riot”?
Hey 1992 was 34 years ago
Nick Young is the “coach” of the LA team??
Also JRich, Deshawn Stevenson and Greg Monroe are players
Idk if someone manhandles your teammate that hard you should be allowed one free swing or shove
Shove. A free sneak is worse than NHL
Nah, allowing violence just escalates everything. Ego’s can be left at the door.
It’s always who you most expect.
Jilted lovers
https://youtube.com/shorts/N14atSZCuFE?si=2s19hKRXHQgLaCO2
They need hockey rules for this bush league
Why they always fighting
That tracks
#6 woulda been asleep if there were no cameras running up like that 😂🫣
Lmao the way Lance crept up ready to throw hands.
I remember when Big 3 just started and thinking it would be fun. It’s just really sad to see now.
Wtf happened? The first two seasons were somewhat legit. Idk what we’re watching now.
I guess people realized they dont want to see a bunch of old has has-beens and never-was’s hoop again. You dont really see too many good to really good players there. There’s some exceptions like Joe Johnson and apparently Dwight Howard now. For the most part though its been your 5-12th man that seem to never just let it go.
Is that team really named the LA Riot?
lance and beasley on the same big 3 roster was never gonna end any other way tbh. love that the league is already providing peak entertainment
It always Lance Stephenson 😭
Lance is such an idiot. He’s entertaining for sure but a complete idiot
Brilliant. Punish the fans lol
I was going to say the same before I saw how much of the lower bowl was empty
There goes that for Big 3 going public.
Lance won that “fight” against Beasley and thinks he can glove up against anyone at anytime now lol
Dude will never not be unhinged.
Pure injustice!
Lance almost ko #6 good thing he slipped that
They still fighting????🤣🤣🤣
Kids will be kids
Best advert for the Big 3 I’ve seen
What song did Beasley serenade Dwight Howard and did Howard shake his stripper ass?
Am I blind, where is Beasley
Got tossed before this scuff up.
bruhhhhhhh
#NotTheOnion
Just a couple of Timberwolves greats…
Dress like a seat night in there.
Where’s Beasley? Ha I see Stephenson but not 11…
Stephenson couldn’t find someone to hold him back
Lance dirty as hell for that sucker lunched bro on the floor
A lot of people only get older but never grow up.
The 18-19 Lakers were such a team of characters
Already in mid-season form I see
I keep forgetting this is a thing
WWE and basketball yaaaayy…
Was crazy before it too, Dwight bodied Beasley and purposely stepped on him, then Beasley flipped him off after the free throw for his tech. Then they had a dust up a couple mins later and both got ejected. Then Lance’s knee gave out but if he didn’t play they would have had to forfeit, so he was just out there limping around ans hit a 3 before he did this shit lol
Unc league
Lance with the “why I oughta” stance
Do they have one script? They literally did this same thing in the first game last year. The same players even
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1lbjy55/highlight_dwight_howard_and_lance_stephenson_get/
Where was Michael Beasley? I didn’t see him in this clip
Already ejected
Where is Howard in this clip?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/K5DUwPPcpk
Wait Dwight is in big 3?
Damn, Unc dysfunction.
I need to watch more big 3
Minnesota fraudsters
what did Beasley even do?
How the fuck does one watch this on tv lol
We can all see where their priorities lie
I get being competitive. But isn’t this former players who are beyond their peak and people Want basi entertainment?
This would be like if the Harlem globetrotters started playing physical.
You don’t see it here, but you can see if on the video highlights on youtube. Immediately after this replay, they showed Ice Cube and he looked pissed as hell
That dude got scared and slipped at the end lol he remembered what Lance did to Beasley
Put them back in the ring
They forgot to pick up their prescriptions.
Its such a dogshit product, doubt it lasts the season before folding, either way…soon
WWE stuff…
NBA pr couldn’t wait..bots swarming every where 🤔
This planned ass marketable fight
Incredible. Honestly if I’m watching big 3 basketball, this the kinda bullshit I wanna see
Brainless , too much roids
Did Beasley go at Dwight raw?
Restoring the feeling
I had a bet on the riot and thanks to the douchebags fighting draftkings is holding my payout until an “investigation” is completed. Why they always gotta fight…it’s 3 on 3 lol
Way to fumble the bag
Wemby is watching this like “oh now I know what my next move will be”
Better product than the NBA playoffs. No flopping, competitive spirit and raw emotions
Wizards flair