A Knicks fan passed out at the parade, a woman saved his life, and he somehow found a way to say thank you while still passing out.
Homie tried to pull the ol’ Squints Palledorous trick!
For-e-ver
Idk, some lady named baby ruth.
Who is she?
The Great BamBINo!!!
I thought you said the great Bambi!
That wimpy deer?
^^^for-e-ver
#FOR-E-VER
Warms me heart to see the sandlot still remembered ❤️🔥
Wendy Peffercorn 😍
Oiling, lotioning …
I can’t take it anymore!!
She knows exactly what she’s doing.
THIS MAGIC MOMENT
Great soundtrack. The 4th of July scene with the Ray Charles version of America the Beautiful is so good too.
You know you’re a 90s kid when you watch this video and the first thing that pops into your head is Sandlot. Don’t worry, popped into mine too.
He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing
Bro that’s sexual assault
All bro has to do is kiss one of the dudes too. Then he’s either innocent or a bisexual sexual assaulter lol.
“Little pervert!”
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!…
Wendy Peffercorn!!!
NOT THE SQUINTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sandlot is a classic.
Bruh watched too much Sandlot
Every summer there she is… lotioning… oiling… oiling… loitioning… smiling…
“Been plannin’ it for years!”
Good thing the paramedic-bro has blue latex gloves. Never know where his phone has been.
Is he ok guys?
Ive been planning it for years.
He kissed her long and good.
Wendy Peffercorn
This magic moment
Holy shit. I never realized the lifeguard was the same person that played the doctor/anesthesiologist with the three syringes (her “friends”) in Planet Terror.
First thought
Someone in the knicks sub called him Raymond Fetanyl and it’s been frying me all day
Damn. The day before Felton Friday, too
It became all too much for Michael Squints Palledorous. And he did the most desperate thing any of us have ever seen
Still a lucky guy
You know the longer I live the more I understand lesbians
So many guys embarrass our gender
Dead ass lmao
I feel like this and the twerking pole lady were both staged to try and go viral
This literally looks like an improv group doing a sketch
Unfortunately, it’s just NYC. Wejust get used to the weird here. At least it’s harmless unlike the mob attacks on Spurs fans.
We were walking past Penn Station and there was a butt naked Asian guy pacing in circles. Almost everyone ignored him. He sat down next to a lady and she didn’t even get up and move. Just another naked guy I guess
That’s how you know someone is from the city. You don’t react to crazy
I mean this is looking like an attempted sexual assault
that’s a big assumption when the guy has passed out and you don’t know what state he’s in. for all you know he’s telling her he has diabetes.
You seen all that ass??? At least something was real 😂
God bless the person that convinced women to wear stuff like this. We are truly living in an ass golden age.
Hasnt it been going on since like the 80s. Maybe there was a little bit of a drought pre-yoga pants.
It has, but girls tried hard to have flat asses back then. We’ve only reached our full potential with big bootys in tight shorts
The technology these pants have nowadays does a lot of heavy lifting
I was at the tweaking pole lady fight and I guarantee you that shit was real
little homie got front row seats!
He’s a legend
Can you see yourself in the few videos circulating?
Unfortunately not I was way behind it. But I have my video and that’s all that matters
Nice. For those lonely nights huh
Lol
Show it
no… it’s just New York
Can’t beat the guy in Cleveland who ate literal shit in 2016
See, I’m good with that being struck from the collective memory.
I thought huh?? lol I’m good
/r/nothingeverhappens
You people don’t believe anything happens ever
Man yall are stupid
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZvUNZkP6D6/
Nah the twerking lady is just an average day living in a big city
Everything is a conspiracy
Mindless people who need to believe everything is a conspiracy
The old lady got her ass kicked after the viral video ended. So that was definitely real.
Go viral for what? Hello?
He said “I need mouth to mouth”
If she keeps rubbing his chest, he may never get up.
Pretty sure he’s up
“Put the word out that we back up”
Oh he’d get up
Chose the wrong way to shoot his shot lol
I’m fucking dying bro Wtf this is peak comedy
By assaulting her?
And people in this thread laughing at it
Absolutely psychotic comment section
He was overdosing
Yeah, he’s probably not in his right mind, but the carnival happening in this thread is something else.
Jarring. Like yes there was a moment of what seemed like he tried to kiss her. But there was a lot more indicating his eyes rolled back in and out of consciousness. I don’t think he had any idea what he was doing and likely won’t remember any of this.
I mean if he’s truly having a medical emergency, he’s not in his right mind - they often won’t even have any knowledge of their actions after the fact.
I wouldn’t hold it against him based on this video alone.
I came to in the hospital once with a catheter in my dick and definitely freaked the fuck out.
Another time I came out of anesthesia as a kid and my grandma said I was using cuss words she didn’t even know existed.
You came with a catheter in your dick? That sounds painful
Yeah he should got slapped a few times
Not really. When people regain consciousness they’re not fully in the right state of mind.
On the other hand, the people in this thread laughing and joking about it? Yeah, they can get fucked.
Very concerning how far down your comment is 😞
Narcan reaction
ty. this shit is disgusting. we’re literally never safe
The guy was actively dying and they hit him with narcan, he has no idea where he is let alone what he’s doing. You can see him pass out again after he stops trying to kiss her.
Doesn’t make it right obviously but I think the pearl clutching in here is a little much. People who think it’s funny are definitely gross.
Why is the dude on the right getting all hyped up?
When the guy sat up to try to kiss her I think he thought that the guy was getting up and people were cheering. The. He dropped again
Imagine you’re tryna save someone’s life and they get the energy to come back to life, and try to get a kiss…
If you attended medical school in a Disney animated film it just might work.
Idk but seeing him do that as the mf was unsuccessfully trying to make out with this chick has me dying
I’m guessing because if the gave Narcan then this guy was in a bad way, and guy on right is super hyped that he appears to actually be alive
Is he not straight up recording it, too?
I have to assume that’s a friend of his and he’s happy he’s alive
Bro thought he was in heaven
I think he’s going through a bad trip or drunk
Pretty sure he OD’d and just got narcan’d
Definitely more likely to get punched than kissed after giving narcan. Either way, there’s no winning.
They are wearing gloves, and rubbing his heart to promote blood flow.
100% an OD, and they just gave him Narcan.
Hmm you dont say
Thanks Magic
Your power of observation is astounding!
What gave it away?
Ya ma
Anyone who doesn’t know, he passed out from drugs and the woman narcanned him. She commented on a post on Instagram.
What’s her @
asking the right questions
@simmykelly
It’s actually pretty impressive. She and a few others recognized what was happening to him from below, was told “don’t go up, they’re gonna make you get down”, they climb up anyway and then she narcans him. Legit hero type shit.
So unless this is a prank I’m not seeing it just sexual assault right?
the other video i saw the dude was ODing and completely unresponsive, they narcanned him
narcan aint fun, people do insane shit when they’re coming out of the OD because they’re going from OD to acute withdrawal in a matter of a couple minutes
i narcanned a friend and he thanked me by slapping me in the face when he came to
Aren’t people pretty violent in that situation rather than…amorous?
you’re delirious and your behavior is uninhibited and unpredictable
You sound like you’d be happier if she got punched in the head lol
😂 it’s just something I’d never heard of before!
That’s what I said lmao
Sexual assault implies intent. If the guy isn’t fully with it these things can happen. Nurses/paramedics have weird shit happen to them all the time.
Looks like he did a reverse bill Cosby.
You don’t often see a Reverse Cosby, either.
Underrated comment right here
They gonna just let yall die next time for shit like this
Someone helping him and he tries to take advantage. Scum.
Tbf it’s not really clear if he’s in his right mind at that moment. He could be a dick head. Or he could be delirious or in an altered mental state.
Shitty behavior yes but I wouldn’t judge his character without more information.
Just a coincidence he tries groping and kissing the hot chick on scene and not the men.
You know that Twitter meme where someone says they love waffles and the person below replies that must mean they hate pancakes? And the dude says no those are 2 completely different unrelated statements.
He’s disoriented not gay lmfao
Not excusing his behavior but this made me crack up.
These onlyfans ads are getting more and more creative.
Sexual assault
100 percent
probably thought he was dead and mistook her for an angel 😂
So angels will make out with you? Why don’t Christians lead with this in the sales pitch?
Wow classy SA attempt lol
Most typical reddit comment section
Dude has watched The Sandlot too many times and planned this for decades. A true-blue Knicks fan.
Sorry but……🎂
I mean let’s be real. Dat butt tho
Why didn’t anybody help her.
2 free throws for SGA
2 free throws for Jimmy Butler. The Kol Pot to SGA’s Hitler
Uh
Thats not what i see
holy shit and he didn’t even see her from behind yet
She’s gonna have to hit him with another dose.
Squints trying to kiss Wendy Peffercorn vibes
This is a down play of the story. He was overdosing and she was providing NARCAN
This looked staged, or SA happening
The duality of man in one comment
This was super fucked up of him I don’t see how it’s funny 🤷♂️🤷♂️
It’s disturbing that most of the posts in this thread find it amusing. Shits not funny at all.
Dude came back from 29 down
Trying to get that OG tip in
Uhhh he was trying to assault her 🤔
Sexual assault is not a way of giving thanks
some of yall here are absolute shit people
Why is that chick nurse wearing tights
Edit: whats her @
Edit again: She looks like Dr Al Hashimi from The Pitt (HBO)
How little y’all go outside if this outfit is unbelievable to you
Give these guys a break, many of them are 12 and from Gary, Indiana
She’s likely there off hours for the parade. Saw the guy ODing and being a nurse or first responder, ran up there to help
Sorry..that’s sexual harassment! Call it what it is
What a faker. Sandlot approved!
Chick is stupid hot
This magic momentttt
The man dying but he ain’t blind
That’s just foul.
I was there right next to the subway. Was pretty scary. Tons of cops around doing literally nothing. Good on this girl that she sprang into action. Got a little scary when trying to get him down, since he was still pretty lifeless. Thought the glass structure was going to give way.
He somehow found a way to say thank you sexually assault her.
FTFY
I’m not used to seeing this. Usually with Knicks fans it’s physical assault, not sexual assault.
Praise the cameraman for this wonderful view of this woman saving his life.
Got narcaned and woke up thinking there was an angel
dammmn nice ass
/upvotebecausebutt is gonna have a field day with this one 😂
Even while saving a life a woman cannot escape unwanted sexual attention
More like tried to kiss her lol
Too much ass for me to focus
Nothing is real anymore
Typical
Shooters shoot
Carmelo NARCANthony
I know it’s all jokes but in reality he probably didn’t know where tf he even was
Brotha thought he saw an angel
He could be hamming it up to be weird and sexually harass a woman and also go viral , but I also seen people who will remain weird and will sexually harass women while authentically dying for real
We are thankful as well 👀
Shieeeettt
He just looks drunk and horny
The amount of people who passed out or had seizures was crazy.
Damn she is caked up
This shit’s kinda infuriating to watch. Hope dude’s OK, but he’s basically assaulting her - tweaking or not. And it’s on camera, so it’s probably embarrassing for her.
That view is diabolical. Holy, that ass.
What an ass
you mean tried to sexually assault her?
“Somehow found a way to say thank you” my fucking balls, that’s assault dumb ass.
that cake though
Made me so happy to see so many Sandlot comments lmao it was my immediate first thought too