Peak offseason post only 1 day in.

Kidd is a good addition to this team because of his physicality

Is bad-to-mid 3pt shooting predictive of a future divorce?

So the offseason is officially here, huh?

You’ve gotta play Rick Barry at SF. Wade is going to be undersized.

I like how Jason Kidd is the one you put the least amount of details into

Luka,Jordan,Bird,Duncan,Shaq

Day 1 of the offseason and this banger drops

This post is like the title of a video Troydan would do, if he hasn’t already done.

biggest concern here is the shooting. nobody here is really knocking down threes like that.

i’d say maybe replace jason kidd with steve nash. we get a guy who was regularly knocking down 43% three point shooting seasons while still getting one of the greatest playmakers of all-time and a back-to-back mvp.

Can we get a follow up post of the greatest all time starting 5 of wife guys?

Honestly, it would be more interesting creating a team from players who haven’t gotten divorced. Grant Hill is my role model lol

$100K a month for child and “spousal” support is a bit much

Damn off season is really here. What a season yall

I’d go with Pippen over Wade, especially to play small forward.

I want to see this for players who never got married

Wade and Jordan should definitely swap positions in the starting lineup. Also Jerry west was divorced and should be in there instead of Kidd.

my body is ready for these off season posts

Coach: Spo (i honestly have no idea who other all time HCs r divorced lmao)

The Knicks didn’t even have their parade yet!

Feels like Dwyane came out the winner. Gave up \(5 mil, of his \)170 mil…got custody of the kids and added Gabrielle Union

Dumbest post ever?

4 of d wades cars? Thats a bit much no

All-Off season post

This is awesome. You should do one with players at the time of their divorce

NBA offseason came fast. Figured we would at least get past the draft before we started getting these posts.

I love them

I said D Wade’s ex-wife’s name out loud and now all my furniture is floating

WRONG

…Wade at SG and Jordan at SF 😅

Idk, but I think you put Derrick Fisher and Matt Barnes on the bench just to spice things up. 

with Erik Spoelstra as head coach

I think putting Wade in there is a huge mistake. Larry Bird was divorced in the 70s, hes the obvious choice. Although cant go wrong with Pippen either for his defense. 

Nash > Kidd

12x dpoy would be insane to see.

Damn bro we’re not even 24 hours into the offseason yet

No you missed Larry Bird and Tim Duncan. 

Gotta be a better divorced SF, no?

Jumping into off season with a splash

I didn’t fact check this but there is not way Garnett was a 12x DPOY….

You cooked this up the day after the season opener huh

IDK but I do know that team would win a lot of games lol

All that I can kind on KG is a single Divorce

This is so, so fucking stupid.

Good stuff. Who’s on staff? Has to be a ton of divorced coaches.

Coached by Erik Spoelstra

KG has only been married once from what I see. Divorced in 2018

And the off-season is here

Man day one hitting rough

Tim Duncan got a divorce.

>>assuming good mileage

Lol

“assuming good mileage” is killing me hahahahahaahahaha

id put scottie or melo in at the 3 over wade tbh

I remember something about Wade giving his wife herpes due to cheating

Damn it’s really the offseason

It’s officially offseason

Very interesting to think about all the legends that didnt get divorced

Comments don’t mention it - but it’s the off-season. Strange how nobody mentions it at all.

Duncan got divorced he’s above KG

Kareem is divorced and clears Shaq.

assuming good mileage

Peak offseason one day after the finals ends? Wait and post this in August bro.

Damn offseason is really here huh

Now someone do the nba dads of nba children 5

Why are you assuming good mileage??

Otherwise nice post

My brother in Christ, the season just ended yesterday.

Insert all the best players and there you go

make and models of said cars not publicly disclosed but assuming good mileage)

OP getting into the nitty gritty with his research

Double-dipping while evading a PI for 4 full years def puts MJ’s GOAT case over the top

I need a top 5 playboy lineup headed by Wilt the Stilt and a top 5 high fidelity lineup headlined by Steph Curry.

Only thing that’s missing is Spoelstra as the coach

We’re already doing this?

Next time do all time never lived in a major city

Why not Pippen over Wade? 

Folk…

Wait that chick had a private investigator follow MJ for four years? Or they were together for four years?

I mean if we want to dig into it, Kobe was technically divorced for two years before reconciling. He could go over Wade for SF.

isn’t the offseason like after free agency…or at least a week of free agency

Surprised Tony Parker didn’t get a look in at this team

Thought this was going to be about the Knicks starting 5 starting their careers with other teams. Oh well….

Let’s be real. This is way too easy. Married team would be way harder

Tim duncan over garnett?

You put Jordan at the 2 and Wade who is smaller at the 3?

I would swap Wade with Pippen. That would be the greatest divorcee lineup of all time.

Player rating plus divorce rating need to be taken into account. 

assuming good mileage

It’s the details that really make it

You researched this? Dude they get paid to dribble dribble dribble. Who cares about their personal life

Gotta put Luka in over Kidd or is that a crazy take?

Isnt that just equal to the all time starting 5 of NbA?

Might be easier to do the “never been divorced” team.

Or the only 1 baby momma team.

Or maybe the minimum 3 baby momma team?