[Haynes] The Knicks are flying back to New York tonight to finish celebrating, sources tell me.
From Haynes:
The Knicks are flying back to New York tonight to finish celebrating, sources tell me.
https://www.threads.com/@chrisbhaynesnba/post/DZjSpEADeuR
NYC bout to be a fucking shit show
Only one other celebration could possibly top it
Whole world is about to celebrate for that one
What are you guys talking about
I think it’s implying ☠️ 🍊
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Big beautiful obituary
Trump passing away. Personally I hope he lives another 50 years eating prison food but I won’t lament the former.
It won’t be properly satisfying unless all the shitball Republicans who have protected him instead of putting the country first are also sent to jail and the historical record on that is unfortunately not super great (see: post-WW2).
We didn’t go hard enough post WW2. Many of those guys ended up fleeing to Argentina and the US.
yeah exactly
and that doesn’t even get into Japan where some mega terrible people of the imperial regime were directly saved from jail and then reinstituted into power because they were trusted to be anti-communist.
Empire State of Mind blasting from every window.
nah that songs for the transplants n hipsters. they gon be playing NY State of Mind.
YES
World of T Shirts about to go wild
pray for his liver
The transplant/bandwagon anthem
Sacramento ain’t ready.
Sacramento is definitely ready to see Fox be subjected to medical experiments involving gamma radiation that turns him into the Hulk.
it really all went downhill once he cut his hair
Sacramento really would go wild and swear allegiance to the NBA forever if the city got a ring.
fingers crossed
Yeah but finding fuckable aliens really isn’t likely in our lifetimes
The beauty of this is that it could mean a few different things. And they’re all true
No it couldn’t. We all know exactly what he’s referring to.
2016 Cavaliers of course.
Yeah that Utah Jazz celebration would be wild. They might stay up past 9 PM
Which one? I thought this would be the top
you know
Let’s just say it has nothing to do with sports, but it will be a great victory for the world. Some of the best people would say the greatest victory.
I think they’re talking about the Mets
USA men winning the World Cup finally
lol
No way. Most Americans don’t actually care about that
For sure this would be a massive celebration. Literally every American can understand the concept of being better than every other country in the world at something they were not supposed to be.
NYCFC absolutely
Lord pls
Don’t threaten me with a good time
that’s right, the brooklyn nets winning the championship
NYC bout to look like a city after an Avengers film LMAO
World cup stuff going on to lmao
Imagine if the Knicks won in game 4. NYC would be even worse than a shit show. Not even Spider-Man, Batman, NYPD, riot squad or anyone would be able to stop that celebration 😭
They gotta call the avengers to protect the city
It’s fucking incredible rn just got home from the craziest night ever
Gonna look like arkham asylum out there
Tomorrow will be Puerto Rican Day Parade, Knicks celebrations and lots of tourists for the WC will also be about lol
Nobody’s sleeping tonight in NYC!
Get our ny native king Alvarado on a float
He’s gonna get his own annual float for life now guaranteed
Prolly not smart to caboose the Knicks to that parade
That’s wild
Easily the flight that will cause the 3rd most damage to NYC
I shouldn’t laugh at this smh
It’s been 25 years, it’s fair game
LMAO
New York be civil plz
Be civil like Rick Brunson. For more information google Rick Brunson civil
lmao, how tf is he still on the coaching staff
Leon Rose is Jalen’s godfather
New York is gonna need Batman and Spiderman tonight
It’s going to look like the OG Avengers movie aftermath
Wild coming from a lakers fan
Probably why he knows lol
Yup lol. People do too much bro. Rather celebrate at home tbh.
Civil? In NY? 😂😂😂
Absolutely not
And you’ll love it
Knicks gotta give Fox a ring. He earned it
and Mitch
He should genuinely be fired for his performance in this series.
Agreed.
He just wanted to hoop for Mike Brown. Best coach he ever had.
Get CJ McCollum and Donovan Mitchell a ring too!
Haynes gotta love that
Wait till we get our Haynes on you
Is Oakley invited?
Going to be a long party night.
The blow dealers in NYC are going to make a killing tonight lmfao
man, the bar owners, damn. even the broke ppl gnna be raking up that credit card buying $15 beers in manhattan lol
The city that never sleeps
Takes a lotta weed naps
Gonna be so many Jalen’s born in 9 months time
No please we’ve already blown way past the “kids named Jalen” critical mass like 5 years ago
On Saturday too? Oof …
lol the only reason the Knicks won the finals is because they won 4 games out a 7 game series
This comment is a quality dad joke. I hate that I enjoy it.
It just works so well with the flair
RIP Donte Divenzenzo he deserved to be out there celebrating with the nova boys
He’s fine. He already celebrated alone with the Bucks.
We traded him right before that run
What? No, he got injured during the bucks run and was traded after the championship
Well yeah there’s ain’t shit to do in San Antone
Except a dirty ass creek
And them big ol’ women
but them churros…
Lebron is that you
It’s charles
Yeah fuck that River walk. Rather drive down to Houston and pick up girls at a Buc-ees than hang around SA.
Get the team away from them big ol women as fast as possible
Fox is a lock for Finals MVP, he was huge for the Knicks.
Spurs traded 3 firsts for the priveledge of having de’aaron fox derail their momentum
And paid him 221 million.
Fox and Mitch Johnson sharing the honors
JOSE ALVARADO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. EVERY BIG BOOTY LATINA IN NYC IS YOURS AT THE PARADE.
I love that Jose got a ring. Congrats to him.
Puerto Rican day parade is tomorrow. Alvarado is about to be the king of it
Last minute addition to the grand marshal float?
10,000 YEARS OF MAMDANI
Sources saying Danhausen will be there
i mean he broke the curse
It’s gonna be a party all night
Gotta get the parade in before the city ceases to exist
Ben Stiller bout to release his documentary tonight
Can he release Severance S3 tho
Ain’t no where to celebrate in San Antonio. LeBron is right. Lmao
They better put Charles Oakley on that plane just to piss off Dolan
WE’RE GETTING SWEPT BY ANY FUCKING WEST TEAM I THOUGHT
Mariska Hargitay is already going wild.
Ppl are going nuts. I live in the most boring neighborhood and it is so loud right now
What about their bed times? It’s gonna be so late.
LMAO city gonna burn down
Puerto Rican Day parade tomorrow. Get Alvarado his own float!
Great to see Charles oakley there
Mamdami for President
He was born in Uganda, so no bueno on that front.
well felons aren’t supposed to be eligible to be president either but here we are!
Gratz to the Knicks! Just a super competitive team, fun to watch them grind.
Brunson man…my guy never paying for a meal in NYC again.
Well I didn’t think they’d walk
I mean why would you want to party next to that dirty ass creek?
Ain’t no fun to be had in San Antonio
Congrats New York I’ve never been more proud!!! Thank you for giving us some light in a time of darkness!!!
Well yeah, I don’t see them going line dancing at The Longhorn.
Sources say Fox will be on the plane with them as a guest of honor
Remember the Alamo.
they’re gonna need some party favors or they’re going to be tired af
Will the city be still standing
I NEED A TICKET TO NEW YORK MAN
BING BONG
As they should! GGs
Scenes from when they disembark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDLS12_a-fk
The Knicks winning the title is an Avengers-level threat!
who the fuck wants to stay in san antonio after…anything.
Well ya there’s nothing to do in SA.
lol have fun, Knicks. Very well done.
Damn aint shit to do in San Antonio
I hope New York bars are still standing up after they arrived from the airport.
They’re going to be flying into a war zone. It will be like a scene from a Godzilla movie or something. Just fire and destruction as far as the eye can see.
“Good Luck” - me to the NYPD tonight
Is Fox allowed on the plane?
Because there’s nothing to do in San Antonio
nothing to do in Sam Antonio tbh
Alvarado your ass better be in Bushwick tmrw
FUCK YEAH
Time to roll out the red carpet for their arrival.
Better than driving home to play 2K, Teague style
That city is going to burn tonight
lock the city down LMAOO
I thought they would go straight to Vegas
They’re gonna just fly over a state fire if they do Lmaoo
Can’t wait for the highlights of the celebration
ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Mamdani gonna be up all night stressing
Lawd have mercy, New York gonna burn
Shams is yelling “GO TO BRUNCH, NERD!!”
Scott “the extender” Foster
Fk the haters
Get ready for the dynasty
be safe those in NY going outside.
Dont do anything stupid for the love of God.
They all gonna be blacked out before they get off the plane
Sadly not true. Their delta flight number is DL8945 and its scheduled to depart at 2pm tomorrow.
{Shoutout W Knicks roster man} but fr, Cops gotta get they weight up for sure, cant wait for all the horrible INEVITABLE shit thats gonna come out of this period. WE’LL GET EM NEXT YEAR BOYS.
City gonna burn
Got the baby oil and Diddy ready.
If there is still a NYC
King of NY gonna scream,
“Can you dig it?!?”
Send the NY National Guard!
Start the parade from the airport when they touch down
Oakley celebrating in San Antonio.
Juan Soto?
someone post the kalshi o/u for people getting set on fire in the next 24 hours
Fly safe my guys!
I would really love to see a full accounting of the alcohol consumed on that flight.
They said they ain’t partying in SA lmao
Should just head to Vegas.
Oh shit their delta flight scheduled for tomorrow has been CANCELLED. They really are heading home tonight but not sure on what plane
They arriving at 6am?
going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game
immaculate scriptwriting, no notes
I would be so zombie mode
New York or Nowhere.
This is the most lit weekend in nyc in many years
Wonder if they will do a Tickertape Parade for them.
Is that not common?
Anyway I think this is the team plane. https://www.flightradar24.com/DAL8938/402e3bb3
There’s also a smaller plane flying the same route.
I hope Spike, Timmy, Stiller etc. were on the plane
Don’t let it be like 86 Mets where the fucked up the plane on the trip back.