Victor Wembanyama on What He Did in NYC To Relax Before Game 3: “I’m not gonna tell you.”
He planks near the Hudson so that pedestrians can use him as a bridge. Good guy Wemby.
If you believe that I got a bridge to sell you
How many FRPs?
5
For Wemby??? 10 plus Jokic and SGA somehow.
Best i can do is Anthony Davis, Max Christie, and a 1st rounder 4 years from now
And you have to give up Kleber
If it’s the Lakers, you get him for free
I was trolling the Knicks fan a bit, they gave us 5 for Bridges lol I was just referencing that
Who the fuck trades 5 frp for a playoff non-scorer who spends the entire season trying not to get injured?
Lmao
Gumby Bridge
He puts a carpet/rug over himself. The getting walked on business is tough in New York. He’s got two serious competitors
And at times he disguises as scaffolding
He’d shove them into the water by the neck…
Did you take this joke off someone’s back before you rolled them for zero reason
Outjerked by Wemby
His response makes it sound like Game 3 pregame relaxation was another jerk by Wemby.
That’s the joke
Spurs center Victor Wembanyama was asked how he relaxed before Game 3. Wembanyama answered “I’m not gonna tell you”, rolled up his sleeve to show a tattoo of a queen chess piece and continued “I’ll let you interpret that however you want.”
He definitely saw that dude slam the bus stop sign on a fellow fan lol
Fr?
Keep your Secrets
A lotr quote? Nice.
A Wemby is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you
Wemby is a fantasy guy
its not really a secret, there are videos of him, he went to Gramercy park and was drawing.
That’s fine
Obviously, he doesn’t want random people coming there to bother him.
I couldn’t even imagine where he’d go that people wouldn’t recognize this 7’6 twig lol
He dressed up as a tree and stood in central park all night
I would love for him to have given this response.
Shaq hiding behind a tree but unironically
Wemby needs to go to a con cosplaying as Sudawoodoo
Going somewhere and being recognized is different than broadcasting where you’re going to be in a city where multiple fans just attacked an opposing team’s fans because they happened to be wearing their favorite team’s jersey.
Someone posted a video of him drawing in a park on this sub
I wonder if there’s now going to be mobs of people outside of the park booing if he tries to go back. I doubt he goes back even if it’s a private park it’s too high profile now.
He’s gonna have to enjoy a private rooftop somewhere most likely.
I just wanted to know what he was drawing. Are there any Larches in that park? But I can understand him not wanting to tell people where he relaxes before a game since that’s what probably makes it relaxing.
It was Gramercy Park and there is a statue of Edwin Booth that Wemby said he was drawing
Ahh the brother of his rival’s assassin.
Lmao. Was saying to a buddy yesterday…the symbolism of him drawing THAT statue on the same day a president was scheduled to appear at a very public event against the advice of his supporters and critics was too good to make up
ty :)
For sure!
Somebody uploaded a video of him drawing in the park
Hes a monk tho
legit the least anonymous person in the world
Too late. He already got stalked from behind a trash can when he was just relaxing and drawing.
Don’t tell that to the salty weirdos online who think he does this stuff for attention.
The people of New York are clearly well adjusted and wouldn’t do anything unreasonable for a sport.
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“Does that not take away from your aggressiveness on the court?”
“Nut meter is full again before tipoff. Next question”
The greats overcome
Elaborate
No
You’re welcome.
* you’re welcum
Elaborbate
They just have that much extra to give. 110%!
*the greats overcum
Overcum
Poetry
All time follow up question.
“So, there I was, watching reruns of Futurama and absolutely obliterating myself under the sheets with lotion from an egregiously expired 128oz. container of GoldBond and a 1983 National Geographic magazine about tectonic plate movement. Next question”
>Futarama
Typo or Freudian slip? The world may never know.
Holy shit definitely typo on that one. Lol good catch
I would be so sarcastic in these interviews every time
The ol’ “fap ‘n’ nap”
SingSing would approve
Came for this comment. (Pun intended) Did not disappoint.
After the Bush/Kerry election my friend literally told me he was going to eat Cheetos, masturbate, and go to sleep
Very important that you get the order right on that one.
eat Cheetos can be before masturbation, but need to either wear gloves, use chopsticks, or wash hands furiously.
josh hart is your best bet to answer that
Was looking to see if someone mentioned him yet.
The spurs did have a guy who answered that
Dennis Rodman missed opportunity
We’re all Frodo Baggins to Wemby.
Lmao. Imagine being two feet taller than everyone you meet, and having to go to work just to be around guys who are only a foot shorter
All right then, keep your secrets
For real.
He got a little baddie on the upper east side for sure
Emergency San Antonio Woman
There are no baddies on the UES
LES more like it. Although if you’re into nurses / doctors, the UES has a fine selection.
Knowing Wemby though he might be more partial to the talent down in Chinatown
Analytically, that just can’t be right.
You know what? You’re right. I was assuming a general understanding of “baddie” and took it to mean a certain looking person, but everyone would have their own nuanced idea of a “baddie” and therefore my statement wasn’t accurate. I should have clarified that “only old crotchety stuck up wrinkled ghouls live on the UES”
he’s gotta discover the senoritas in the bronx
smoked a fat blunt in central park
On a nice breezy day smoking a J and riding your bike through Central Park, periodically stopping and sitting in the grass to watch people go by is an amazing time.
Also a big fan of getting blazed and going to the Met. I just stare at the landscape paintings and imagine myself in those settings. If you focus hard enough you can dissociate and start to hear the sounds of birds and wind rustling the trees.
Can Wemby even fit on a bike? Lanky motherfucker needs a penny farthing.
has to ride a unicycle
is marijuana much of a thing in french culture? i have to imagine wemby would be more of a spliff guy
It is, though hashish is smoked a lot more than weed. It’s illegal there and france is one of the country that punishes cannabis consumption the most in europe, so obviously, french are also the biggest consumers in europe lmao. IIrc they smoke as much as spanish, even though small consumption is legal in spain.
If you want french people to do something, just make it illegal. They’ll do it just as fck you to the government.
thats interesting, thanks for the info!
Spliff has bud
yes, im well aware lol
He drew people and animals and other things in a park, we all saw the social media post floating around.
I love this guy by the way, he’s relatable as fuck. Not a fan of the people getting on his ass for appearing too lax.
I know it’s not how you meant it, but saying he’s relatable when he went to Gramercy Park is hysterical.
I’m a fan from across the pond, I assume Gramercy Park is where Wemby went to draw but why does that make it hysterical?
Gramercy Park is a gated private park that most NYC residents have never been inside of.
Ahh that makes sense then, I was already kind of surprised to see him just chilling out and about without being approached. Thanks!
It’s one of only two private parks in NYC. And as the other commenter noted, not many people have been in it. Totally understand why he would choose it, just a funny bit of irony
Gotta keep the baguette moist.
Username checks out
An uninteresting answer to an uninteresting question.
NYC Sports Media:
“What was it like to play basketball, but in New York?!”
“What was it like to relax, but in New York?!”
All of these press conferences are unnecessary
bro’s a jerker
Would he get fined if he said something lewd?
He’s an alien. He went to his planet to relax in the purifying waters of a spring that rejuvenates his body at a cellular level and gets his human suit maintained.
He doesnt want to open the door to all the questions that would come after he tells the room the truth.
Lazarus pits confirmed
Loo
He met up with Adam Eget under the Queensborough Bridge
For the folks at home, explain what the Queensborough Bridge is.
it’s a bridge connecting to the queens borough
I think people at home are wondering the same thing. Could you let them know what the Queens Borough is?
It’s a borough where all the queens live
The only queen I know is Adam Eget when he’s sucking a big juicy cock
Old school 42nd street? 👀
Old school Runescape
Bro fired up Habbo Hotel
The Tim Duncan Spurs legit would have, after some starcraft of course.
He played some rounds of StarCraft in good ol’ Spurs tradition.
LAN, BABY!!!
Smoking that Shaolin Green.
Its crazy you really cant reveal shit as a famous person these days. Scams, insane people, stalkers. You used to be able to be famous asf in the city and just have normal go-to spots and walk in the street.
He killed a homeless man with a chainsaw
Papaya King
he JACKED OFF
I like this dude more and more
bacon egg and cheese with the grabba
He toked hehe
He was seen drawing a statue in Gramercy Park
He saw what the mobs of New York did to his fans and jerseys, why would he reveal anything at all
Cried while visiting Ellis Island. Researched anatomy and Jalen Brunson’s most vulnerable ligaments at the New York Public library. Then spent two hours trying to hail a cab but was mistaken for a lamp post.
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Has any reporter asked him about the Brunson head shove yet?
Brunson grab the jersey head shove was cuz Brunson head big af
“It would have been his chest, but I can’t reach that far down”
Night walkers won’t tell either
He hit the booths
Gotta work the dough into a firm baguette
Weed
He draws.
Painting is legal you clowb
Post nut clarity
Pop has been in this guy’s ear and I love it
Might be going to the chess forum or something Tbh
“You can’t enter my temple” -Alien
tried that ny sprayed pack and played chess in the park
Got joes pizza
Peak
Hadn’t practiced that answer in the mirror yet
You know sometimes I feel like he’ll say a joke or something along those lines but his delivery is not in a joking manner and it makes him sound docuhee
It’s the French way 😂
Touché Douché
It was drugs wasn’t it Wemby? Suspend him.
Brothel.
He got high
Dude knows the toxic ass fan base would do everything in their power to fuck up his zen.
The kids here are going to eat this up.
He takes a boat into the Hudson in the morning. Do some yoga, read a book, draw the NYC skyline with graphite pencils. Average Tuesday.
tonight’s the night. and it’s going to happen again and again and again.
Hookers and drawing statues.
Got freaky in a yellow cab
The type of response you give when you know damn well it could be easily disrupted.
He should have just said he was going to some random place that he wouldn’t be anywhere near.
painting in central park
He’s been misquoted since the day he stepped into the league, so that’s probably the best answer. Then again, even that will probably get misquoted …
Didn’t we see him drawing a statue?
Referees told him that Spurs I was really going to win as they would try harder than what they did in the game 1 and 2
Ate a bacon egg and cheese… On a croissaint!
Had a marathon Sopranos session
He visited one of the many fine spas between 34th and 42nd.
he’s hanging out with dirty mike and the boys
adrenochrome. he was just a boy Victor….
Happy ending 💯
Visited Epstein’s mansion 2.0 for sure
Wemby got a handy in Chinatown. Also News in Chinatown, migrant worker dies by French impalement
Elbowed some kids at a school yard
Man I’m yeah starting to not like this guy. Little snowflake lol
This psycopath probably strangled a homeless person.
Robert Kraft was sitting court side, maybe he got some…recommendations.