They’re just doing it better over there, man.

max urinary urgency

Too bad OP can’t know how funny this verbiage is.

Remember, run through the bag at first, and make no gesture towards 2nd, but rather towards the conveniently parked washroom truck with the camera inside it.

I freaking love Japanese variety shows because they are so absurd 

That’s hilarious. I want this for a range of athletic feats now.

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The proposer worked in the medical field and had prepared a device that uses ultrasound to measure the amount of urine remaining in the bladder.

https://abc-magazine.asahi.co.jp/post-80089/

Itoi was on Physical: Asia on Netflix if anyone watched it (you should; it was amazing). He was also on Final Draft, which was a lesser known physical competition show on Netflix where retired athletes pushed themselves to compete.

gotta start calling it max urinary urgency when i really gotta pee

Is this the same guy who participated in all those Netflix game shows

My only NPB game I attended was a 1-0 Hanshin win over Yomiuri at Koshien. The one run was a bomb by Itoi off the best pitcher in the league in Tomoyuki Sugano.

I wish American celebrities/sports stars had a sense of humor and were like those in Japan and Korea. Enough of them going on talk shows at night and have them do variety shows

I gotta know his BABIP (Batting Average on Bladder in need of Peeing).

I’m going to tell my kids this is banana ball.

Gameshow champion Itoi 😭😭😭

The bathroom cam is crazy but so funny

Think I heard “toilet” in that conversation. Lol

Savannah Bananas going to start doing this

This reminds of when I was in little league and hit an inside the park grand slam when I really had to pee. I never stopped running, I ran around the bases, through the dugout and straight into a porta-potty.

this remembers me of an old tv show i used to watch some episodes: Scoop Knight

its like a mythbusters parody, some viewer would mail some random bs and the tv crew would investigate, one of my favourites is the “why is my dog fat?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGanXWW9Wss

Okay now I’m interested in PRWFB (pee rate with full bladder) stats between small steps and sprinting to first

Nathan Fielder ass premise

After 19 seasons, his prostate is not what it used to be.

NGL, I was not ready for the toilet face cam…

This reminds me of one random event in MLB Power Pros’ Success Mode where you desperately need to go during practice and have to decide if you want to rush to the restroom and risk losing coach evaluation or try to make it through practice while holding it.

Japan just knows what entertainment is

Japanese game shows are the best. Its so absurd lol.

japan is undefeated in competition shows, not only have they blessed us with MxC, the is it chocolate game show, but now this. God bless Japan

I’m Yoshiko Itoi, and this is The Urinary Emergency.

That pitchers EUA (Earned Urinals Average) has increased by 1.0

I didn’t realize it was just one PA. I feel like you could get him out with more chances.

Okay so the Padres need to just chug water before the game and not pee until absolutely necessary

Reminds me of the story Kiké told about how he shat his pants during his AB cause he had diarrhea that day.

Lmao the title doesn’t do this justice

What the fuck.

can we get all MLB japanese players to do this now?

I thought after growing up online that I could never be surprised again and I was wrong

I believe this is Wednesday Downtown, which is such a fun show to watch! People write in questions and they do their best to answer them. Once, a kid asked what his dog does when they’re at school. The show followed the dog and found out that it lives a fully separate life in town when the kid is gone!

This is slightly dangerous. Sincerely, a buzzkill.

This video just made my whole day. 😂😂

DON’T GET ELIMINATED!

I love Japan.

Itoi!

Leave it to the Japanese to test the limits of the human body.

Japanese game shows are the equivalent of the gag in blades of glory where they’re talking about the only country crazy enough to try the iron lotus and immediately said North Korea. If you have a crazy ass game show idea Japan is the place, and I love it