Victor Wembanyama arriving for his NBA Finals Debut
his head almost reaches the Exit sign on the ceiling
When 8’ ceilings are barely high enough for people.
This man is definitely approaching 10 feet tall at this point
Wembanyama, Wembanyama
10-feet-tall, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
I heard that motherfucker had like…. thirty goddamn dicks
So divine
Funny how “He’ll save the children but not the British children” still makes perfect sense
Them tall boys …. they comin
Automatic L if he hit his head on the Exit sign before game 1 lol
I dunno man, we’ve seen what a post-concussion Wembanyama can do
Wemby has to hit his head on a ton of things, but he’s probably used to his surroundings by now.
I was watching that like you watch a truck about to pass under a bridge in the road
Spurs need to up their ceilings
he looks like the classic 3 kids in a suit somehow lmao
Did he color that shirt in with a pencil?! That’s brilliant!
We’re gonna change the fkin egress section in the building code because of him
I was legit wondering if he frequently hits his head on stuff.
They had to lower the rim to 10’ to make it fair for the league
He legit looks just like slenderman lol
The his arms and hands sway when he walks scares me
He walks like Saru from Star Trek Discovery lmao
That costume he did for halloween during his rookie year was so great he needs to do it again
I still think about that damn slenderman costume from time to time lol. It was incredible.
Handsome slenderman
Kind of off topic, but It’s crazy how slenderman is part of everyone’s lexicon when it was just some shitty indie game people played for a few months
I mean, it was a creepypasta first in 2009, then there was the popular YouTube series Marble Hornets from 2009 onwards. Also, endermen were added to Minecraft in 2011 before the indie game. Check out the fairly extensive Wikipedia page.
I thought Marble Hornets invented it, but they started 10 days after the creepypasta was posted.
Also those two girls tried to stab their friend to death for him and made international news.
the shitty indie game is based on slenderman, it didn’t come up with him. he’s been around for like 20 years at this point lol
Zero chance. I was in college when Slenderman hit the scene and there’s no way that was 20 years ago…right?
Still not as scary as the picture of Manute Bol swimming.
I’ve always wondered how people like this grow, like do they have just the most insane growth spurts or basically come out the womb 3”2 to begin with lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/nP9uZgm5k-8?si=tSgi4Hc1tWHry_kE
Put him in the Backrooms sequel.
Imagine being alone in the woods at night, basketball in hand. You get the sense someone or something is watching you so you glance over your shoulder and out of the corner of your eye see this dude walking toward you, swinging his arms like that. I would shit bricks.
Everytime I see Wemby in casual drip, all I see is a custom made player from games in the early 2000s
All of his clothes would be custom made.
What would the sizing even be called? Xxxxxxl - slim fit
Size Small - XXXTall
damn thought he was in denim jacket
His wardrobe is quite slimming
Isn’t it?
I thought so but what do I know
He’s French, not Canadian.
All his clothes gotta be custom made right?
Nope, straight off the Clearance shelf at Nordstrom Rack
Children’s section, Medium
San Antonio is never beating the big o women allegations
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard him say in interviews he prefers Kohl’s for the Kohl’s cash.
DXL Big + Tall is not just for us fatty boom batties
standard XXXXXXXXXXL size.
I worked at a men’s clothing store in 2009. A guy came in who was 6’5” maybe.
I couldn’t find anything long enough on the arms for him. It was also wayyyy to big around his torso. He was built like a foot shorter wemby.
My fiancé is 6’3 210 lbs with long arms and nothing fits. I can’t even imagine what regular size clothes would look like on Wemby.
Yes, they are made-to-measure by Louis Vuitton. He is a one of their House Ambassadors and he always wears pieces from their latest collection.
Yeah he ain’t wearing ready-to-wear off the rack stuff. Only the haute-est of haute couture for monsieur Wemby.
It’s nice to be rich I tell you.
Noway he can find a jacket that fits his arm length and then slim torso like that off the rack.
Louis Vuitton model his gram is amazing
Sweet jacket
Looks like damascus steel
Looks very San Antonio.
Thought it looked very European tbh. As a euro bro in North America we keep our style
Genetics are so fucking weird lol even a slight tweak in his proportions would make him Taco Fall. Odin really came down and blessed him so significantly.
Don’t forget the role that environment plays in development. It’s easier to get nutrition, medicine, and training in France than Senegal. It’s easier just to believe you have a future and start pursuing it, even if informally.
bro watch out. I’m a doctor and ended up in a ridiculous argument with some dude in another thread who was trying to argue that his height is due to genetics and not related to his nutrition.
For some reason it’s intuitive what role genetics plays in defining you but not the role of your environment/external factors
Very good points
Odin? Nah, the all compassionate Buddha, who is a die hard spurs fan.
Have you ever seen Buddha and Odin in the same room at the same time? Think about it.
Mind = blown
Both do have stories about sitting under trees and gaining wisdom from doing so.
Buddha is supposed to be all of us. Does that mean we’re all spurs fans?
No
Checkmate Buddhists
What does Greg Odin have to do with this? He’s terrible
What? What a weird take.
His proportions aren’t what differentiate isn’t him from players like Tacko. Theres all the effort and training from a young age, and plus natural coordination and athleticism too. You act like if his femurs were an inch shorter, it would change everything
Imagine driving to the rim and this is standing in front of you lmao
No wonder Chet is terrified
If Chet is terrified the rest of us have no hope
You mean driving on Wemby? I think that’s very accurate, zero hope, don’t attempt
Mitch ain’t gonna give a fuck
It will never not make me laugh how everyone looks like a hobbit no matter how tall they are
funny that forced perspective is how they also made the hobbits in the movie and he basically does the same thing for everyone around him.
Damn…Even my racist 77 year old mother thinks this man is beautiful.
What’s the book?
LeBron is reading its first pages as we speak
Lebron wrote it three years ago
1984 by George Orwell
Makes sense with James Dolan.
The Art of War by Sun Tzu
An entire Encyclopedia Britannia set…just looks small next to him
Alchemised by SenLinYu per Gemini but I can’t confirm
He had been reading that but this book is too small and has a different cover. Looking for a better shot so I can try to figure it out!
That brother is smooth, Chet was walking like his back hurt every game
Dude is really working it like it’s a runway 💃not a bad fit though
Right like he has that disinterested strut down to a T not ever shortening or break stride even with a guy and camera in his face less than half a step in front of him
The Avatar creature is playing for the Spurs?
That’s a man who’s about to drop a 50 burger
I’m predicting 28/14/6 blocks
Still a very good game, I think this will be a feel out game for both sides, Brunson will likely be the only one above 30
I am totally guessing here
Good guess
Appreciate it haha
Just figured it would be an ugly game shooting for the stars and it was
I expect Wemby to have a big game 2 though
Spurs have to win one in New York though or I think it’s a wrap
Younger team would be more phased going down 3-1
man i will never get over how freaking tall he is.
https://youtu.be/s6HJMBzdy20?si=bMp2j6vlbntewd7D&t=65
His proportions are so…ABSURD
Rumor is he is still growing
what’s he reading?
I’m genuinely scared of him
What’s his inseam
Your mama
Boomed me to be honest
Can I get a book ID?
Green Eggs and Ham
Bros in the finals year 3 man we’re fuckedddd
He is a very tall human.
His arms kinda just hang like sausages
The # 1 gangler!
Slenderman ass walking animation
He legit looks like those long armed mutants in Metro 2033. Crazy.
It’s still surreal seeing how big this dude is.
Is that Kevin Hart filming him?
Wemby falling in love with logo threes is going to drive Spurs fans crazy. Dude, you’re 7’5, put your head down and get to the fucking paint
Spurs by 30
ID on the jeans?
What time is it?
The way his arms move when he walks has an uncanny similarity to how inflatable tube men move in front of car dealerships.
Dang he must get his clothes tailored. 👀
yeah, but what is he reading?
If I wore that jacket, it would look like a damn robe.
Damn he’s tall isn’t he?
he ditched the monastery for the club
He’s the entity you find in the Backrooms
Weak fit. I fear for the spurs tonight
he didn’t come to fuck around. Spurs in 5
What a nicely tailored young man
I appreciated his Ivan Drago “I win for me” interview.
That’s a coffee table book in his hand.
What a handsome young man
Wonder what book he’s reading
yup, that appears to be what’s happening in this video.
Good luck scoring over this, Brunson 😞
Wearing his shardplate
Idk if this is the fit.. Might be a rough Game 1
he looks cool as fuck i cant with this shit
It’s interesting that despite his freakish measurements his clothes always fit
If you see KD , he just wears what’s off the rack so the sleeves of whatever hoodie he wears is always too short
I’d like to see. Regular sized person wearing that jacket for reference.
These pregame catwalk videos are always so funny to me no matter the player is.
legit looks like an alien next to regular sized people
I actually wonder if women find Wemby attractive. A guy THAT tall. His facial structure is quite good and he makes millions of dollars every month but negate the fact that he’s an NBA player and makes that much money … you guys think women would date Wemby ???
I would date wemby wtf are you talking about. He’s fucking cool and unbelievably successful too. I just don’t see wemby being interested in dating he’s so incredibly locked in.
i don’t know about women but men absolutely would, i say that a straight man.
I honestly thought they wouldn’t but I see women all over social media talking about how handsome he is and it changed my perspective.
Would women date a very tall wealthy man with a conventionally attractive face and is on top of the world in the NBA?
I don’t want to break your puppy dog mind but women have kinks too. I’m sure getting cozy with 8ft tall French man is one of them.
custom kapital he’s dropping 50
lol sweet outfit - dork
Wemby. Gumby. Jeff Van Gundy. Knicks in 6
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