Wemby rubs Guillermo’s (from Jimmy Kimmel) belly for good luck
Wemby is like 2 Guillermos tall lmao
By the transitive property, a Guillermo is approximately one Spike Lee tall
Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system
They sure use metric when it comes to shooting stuff with 9mm ammo.
Weapons and tools. Ridiculous people, we.
drugs too!
And soda!
Omg, were Neanderthals.
All thanks to Big Measuring Cup
Grain count remains the most bullshit measurement of all
lol
and half a Guillermo wide 🌮
He’s like if you took Guillermo and squeezed him out like toothpaste
With all due respect
I don’t think there’s a way to respectfully squeeze someone like toothpaste, it’s an inherently shameful act
They probably weigh the same lol
stop it
Together they make the number 10 haha
Anything but the fucking metric system.
That’s like 29 apples tall
the way Guillermo has to reach up to touch Wemby’s back lol
And Wemby hunched over to run his belly
He looks like he could pick Guillermo up by his head with one hand
Google says he’s 5’2”. That’s honestly shocking because I legit thought it was about 2 of him when it’s actually about 70%. Based on the video
Although when I think about it more, I’m a dumbass for thinking he was 3 ft 8 inches.
He’s taller than the backdrop!
Would you rather fight one Wemby or two Guillermos stacked up in a trenchcoat?
Is he giullermo del tallo then ?
length vs girth
I can really appreciate how he goes for it. No bitch shit
Plenty of experience and interactions with gordo Hispanic men, he doesnt fear this comparatively lightweight challenge.
*interactions with big ‘ol women
The GLP-1 pandemic has hit the lower bowl of the Spurs arena like a nuclear bomb, those waters are more uncharted for him
poor some horchata out for our formerly fluffy sisters
Traded their Menudo for Mounjaro
RIP
Bruh 💀💀💀
They kept the Menudo. Thats the fun part
academy ran out of the medium spurs locker room shirts before the xl and i don’t even know what town im living in anymore
Them women from Dallas, Seguin, Austin and Amarillo all bought them up.
Charles Barkley 9⁄11
Reminds me of all the examples of insanely hot curvy chicks turning into deflated baloons
Those waters still cleaner than the beaches in Gavelston
Charles behave yourself
game him the good pat-pat too
Spurs in 3
They got some big ‘uns down there Ernie
He could palm it if he wanted to
Pick that mf up by the belly
“are you excited for threesome?”
Wemby palms Guillermo
give him that baby belly hold
Yall remember when Guillermo took like 5 years to finally get LeBron to take one of his salads
I remember when Guillermo went to the red carpet and gave tequila to a bunch of recovering alcoholics
sounds like they weren’t recovering
Mister Le-Bron! Mister Le-Bron!
Wemby really is going to be an amazing face for the league.
Good looking dude, freak of nature, well spoken, seemingly super nice, killer basketball mentality. I dont know how you could want anything more. Maybe the league would prefer an American-born face of the league? But then again, maybe they would prefer a foreign born player like this to help grow it internationally even more.
“Killer basketball mentality.”
The dude already made mofos compete in the all star game cause like Ant stated “I ain’t gonna lie, Wemby set the tone. He came out playing hard so it’s hard not to match that so shit that’s what happened. Sorry for my language, that’s what happened though. I’m trying to beat him in the jump ball”
At jump ball at the all star game.
That’s so interesting, I legit thought Obama’s presence courtside did the trick lmao, mfs had too much respect for him to sell the game lol
I dont know how you could want anything more.
Mortal hatred of Chet Holmgren (He filed for adoption papers)
He has the Chet height without the Chet face, he already lucked out
How about multimillionaire? How about 8 inches and thick? How about talented? How about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. I lost my daughter 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.
I mean the league got that with Timmy and still went with Kobe.
Already is. Even outside of his athletic abilities this dude just oozes charisma and is wise beyond his years. I’ve been genuinely impressed by him.
I remember years ago even Britney Spears wants a piece of him. 😅
Damn I had forgotten about this shit already lmao
And not even just the nba, Wemby is bound to be the face of disclosure as well
Huh?
Aliens
Someone hasn’t kept up
Or you could just say what you mean instead of this weird ass coy bullshit.
coy bullshit
that’s Tottenham bro, not San Antonio
What do you mean? Disclosure is pretty self explanatory. Disclosure day is even coming out during the finals ffs
OK
Racists and conservatives in shambles.
All those crazy Hispanics… ewww.
the most alien player ever is also one of the most down to earth and humble guys too. Every interaction I see with Vic makes me like him more, he’s always wearing his heart on his sleeve and doesn’t try to be Mr nonchalant. He’s thoughtful, well spoken, and never gives off the vibe that he’s too good for this(besides Chet). Dudes the perfect representative for the game
i like wemby too, but let’s be real, the same thing was said about a lot of other stars. wemby stays at the top long enough and people will find things to nitpick. the things he does now that’s considered charismatic will come off as annoying or arrogant.
splash bros era steph felt like how could you hate him? and then kd era steph shimmying quickly went from fun to cocky.
young giannis situation is probably the most identical to wemby’s right now. and then the coach stuff and trade rumor stuff really flipped his image.
This playoffs run completely cemented him as it. No doubts
I wish giannis was the next face he has a great personality. If he gets a another mvp like season in a bigger market he could be the face although it’s too late.
I like Giannis but bro promotes gambling, can’t rock with that
Brother the entire league promotes gambling
Not Wemby.
Have you missed his recent tour of trashing his image?
True I feel like he has ruined his image in the past 2 seasons compared to his peak in 2021
They’re trashing our rights man! Trashing! Trashing! Hack the planet!
He’s funny but I’m not sure his personality is so great
I’m not so sure he’s funny
Giannis being the face of the league has already passed, bucks haven’t been good in recent years and he’s in his 30s now and seemingly keeps getting injured. With Wemby around now no shot of Giannis being the face of the league going forward
Giannis is corny af. I can’t believe how many ppl fall for the stupid dad jokes
I was unsure about if he could amongst the drama with the “will he stay or leave”, but the Kalshi sponsorship ultimately killed his chances of that
Same species btw
So we think…👽
Slenderman and…whatever the opposite of that is I guess.
Danny DeVito
Explains the small grey and tall grey.
r/samespeciesV2
C’mon man now I gotta clear my browser history 😭
You’re gonna lose your temple recommend.
Don’t worry my magic underwear shielded me from your perversion
Just like a chihuahua and a great dane.
Meanwhile, LeBron ignores Guillermo like he’s killed someone
It’s a bit
And here I thought Kimmel actually hated Matt Damon
Oh yeah it was very serious wasn’t it, and totally not a skit
Lebron literally said it was intentional…
Well no shit, he didn’t accidentally ignore him for years… Jokes are often intentional…
Maybe if LeBron rubbed his belly he would have won every time
Let’s see if wemby wins after rubbing one out
Ayo
He already beat him
I’ll rub one out in honor of the Spurs
I already did it twice.
Me when I tap my dogs belly to check it’s integrity
“That’s a sturdy dog”
read this, then watched the clip - absolutely nailed the motion
damn, not only did air corgi choose the spurs but now wemby gets buddha guillermo luck? sorry knicks fans.
we got the power of the pope and the best mayor on our side
catholicsm vs buddhism. FIGHT!
McCheese?
How do people dislike him?
you talking about wemby? who tf dislikes him? he is like the leagues face
David Jacoby immediately comes to mind but I’ve been hearing more hate little by little
I think its just a bit. Jacoby just being goofy.
Everything he does seems like a bit
I’ve seen a few people call him a dirty player because of one time in his career where he took a shot at someone and got ejected for it and hasn’t done it since.
Until it happens again that will just remain a moment of insanity
There’s plenty of fans that claim he’s an over-glazed dirty player.
Well, mostly Thunder fans, but there are others chiming in as well.
people who hate joy and love
“Hey LeBron” is all I can think when I see Guillermo
Wemby is a good sport. LeBron is always ducking Guillermo lol
It’s a bit obviously
Doesn’t really seem like a bit though lol
I guess LeBron is a great actor then
Watch Trainwreck and get back to us about LeBron’s acting chops
Underrated great performance!
Already passed LeBron’s legacy
Guillermo’s interviews during Superbowl week / NBA Finals are hilarious. Can’t wait to see it.
That camera angle makes wemby look like a regular sized person and guillermo look like a little person.
Yeah this is breaking my brain
The reason why LeBron only went 1-3 against the Dubs. Never embraced Guillermo.
Yup LeBron famously never won against the Warriors
This guy is impossible not to like
Wemby smacked that tummy like he was picking out a good watermelon at the local market
wemby reminds me of a new gen lebron. He carries himself well and seems to genuinely care about his fans, as well as his success in the nba. I wouldn’t be surprised if 20 years from now, we’re talking about how he’s had no scandals
There no way he is the new LeBron. LeBron would never rub Guillermo’s belly.
Brittney spears incident is the closest and most random one
LeBron was never this charismatic
Man if you told young me that out of all the late night hosts at the time Kimmel and Guillermo would last the longest I would’ve never believed it
But here we are
Shame late night is pretty much dead now
I love Wemby. This reminds me of those videos of elephants goofing around with people’s hats. Go Spurs Go!
The offseason paid off. Wemby found buddha
Fuck Wemby even has guillermo along with the nuns. Idk if the Pope can take this power alone
Three feet of height difference but the hat fits both.
the hat is an optical illusion. big on wemby, small on the other guy
Yeah we all saw that Corgi video
LeBron would never even acknowledge Guillermo. Wemby is the upcoming GOAT
Wemby is such a good sport, funny af
r/samespecies
The taps lmfao
In terms of faces of the nba, he is the one it’s needed since Curry has dropped off (in terms of media attention)
Face of the NBA Finals right there … and Wemby.
People who are nice to Guillermo are good peoples.
Quick, New York! Light the beacon for Danhausen!
does guillermo’s belly luck beat danhausen uncursing the knicks?
Yayson Bourne Identity.
Last time he was here he tried to interview Manu but Manu didn’t know who he was so he told him the Spanish interviews are at the end
It’s a wrap. Spurs won.
Dort would flop and then injure Guillermo. I am happy the Thunder Floppers did not make it far enough to meet Guillermo.
This looks like a One Piece panel.
That’s it.
Spurs in 5
I’ve seen enough. Spurs in 7.
Wemby is taller than the backdrop here, lol.
As a round belly man. I can confirm that this is a very common occurrence.
Along with people poking me and calling me the Pillsbury dough boy.
In 99.9% of all of these I am taller and bigger than all of them.
God that’s so fucking hot…
he rubs his belly before he say its for good luck
don’t even look the same species
This doesn’t look real
Gandalf and Bilbo vibes.
What a couple of funny looking fellas
First time that Wemby looks like a normal height guy to me and Guillermo looks miniature lol
Lmfao this mofo taller than the backdrop
so much better than Lebron even at this
Like a real life cartoon
[Video Credit IG: @Ben.Golliver]