[Highlight] Luke Kornet on his chase-down block:
“Someone from the bench yelled, ‘Who that is? LeBron James?’ We’ll see which one has more staying power in the record books of history.”
Luke is funny af
After Derrick White had a huge game against the Jazz, Kornet said: “I haven’t seen a white kill jazz like that since Ryan Gosling in La La Land.”
I’ve seen enough. Spurs, give this man a 4-year max fuck it lmao
I think i saw something earlier that he got 4yr 41m.
Spurs and Celtics fans united in loving Derrick White and Luke Kornet
So true! 😂
LMAO
I’ve always loved the “I haven’t seen [X] like that since [Y]…” joke form. Props to Kornet for keeping it thriving.
For anybody just now learning about Kornet, I proudly direct you to the KornHub collection.
I wonder what he thinks about whiplash lol.
In a player interview spot when he was on the Celtics, the question was who is your favorite movie villain and he replied ‘generational trauma in Good Will Hunting’.
Damn that’s actually a great response
Spurs players said he’s their funniest teammate. I see it.
Still upset he took ‘Magic City’ night away from us
In a league of parity, one man will stand above the rest with 2 championships in the past 8 years. That man? Luke Kornet
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Jrue Holiday: “What he say fuck me for?”
Nothing beats a Jrue2 Holiday!
I saw his wife’s butt cheeks on google images once
I’m only interested in Jrue’s butt cheeks
DM me young lord
This got me laughing out loud, thank you
Jrue KCP and Caruso also have won 2
We don’t talk about Caruso here
Galveston-water ass player.
Imagine if the Lakers kept both of their championship caliber role players!
And Kuzma. I think about this every playoffs
Coincidence? I think not!
Patrick McCaw would like a word
Not in the past 8 years
Couple os seasons ago we had the Kornet Challenge, now we got the Kornet Cockblock
chet got outplayed by the spurs backup center
tangentially “non-wemby minutes” is a funny ass nickname for luke 😂
I saw “the hand of God” after his block and that got a good laugh
Kornet is a starting center on any other team though.
I adore Kornet, but there are plenty of other centers who would start over him. All-NBA in humour and that quarterback dance move though.
Kornet > Jokic every day
I’ll one up. Is Jokic in the finals? No. You know who is? Biyambo, Plumlee and Olynk. The Spurs have 5 centers that would start on every team in the league. We’ve saved the 5 center lineup for the Finals.
Quintuple Towers
I feel like that’s just rubbing it in NYs face a bit.
How about “The Pentagon”?
Incoming 9⁄11 FG, 9⁄11 FT, 9 blocks, 11 rebounds stat line every game for Wemby
SHOOT IT YOU FUCKING MIDGETS
Imagining them passing the ball by handing it to each other over their heads as Brunson tries to jump up and reach it lol
Does Jokic make that chase down block? No (cuz the Spurs would be up 30)
That guy was overhyping it, but Kornet is a fine starting center for an NBA team
“He’s a starter on any other team,” does not mean “he is better than every other center except Wemby.”
It means he can replace any starting center in the league. As in, you trade for him, he’s starting.
Only if you remove the other teams centers. He’s not starting for any of the conference finals teams and that’s okay.
I don’t think the Nuggets would start him. The Celtics literally didn’t start him.
I actually think that’s exactly what that phrase means, you’re just using it wrong lol
Yes that is what that means. Usually in reference to guards like Cason Wallace on a stacked team.
“If you remove a teams starting centre he can start for any team in the league” is some real high level stuff tho
If the Nuggets or Sixers or Heat or Knicks or Timberwolves or Cavs or Rockets or Pacers or Pistons or Blazers or Jazz traded for Kornet, do you think he’d automatically start on those teams who all have very good starting centers already who either can’t really play with another big in the starting lineup or are already playing with a better big than Kornet in the starting lineup? I could see plenty of those teams trading for him to be a solid backup, not to start though.
I love this dude but this is not true lol.
No.
definitely not. he was not a starter in boston despite them not having a true center much of the time. he’s a good dude but there are many better centers
Hell no. Horrible take.
You’re saying he’s the 2nd best Center in the NBA? Huh?
This is just wrong
Which team
He’s never been a starting center for any team in his 9 years lol, only as an injury replacement
No he’s not
Chets contract would make him the 2nd highest paid Quarterback in the history of the NFL and he scored 4 points last night
Take care of him San Antonio. Funniest dude in the league. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, this attack ad he had on Derrick White to campaign for the Tommy award was top tier: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Yxkz7AYA9k
We love Luke.
that had me cracking up, very creative
Bobby Newport Derrick White never had a real job in his life
We need more French vanilla in the finals
Dude seems like a regular homie
I won’t forgive him for ruining Magic City Night in Atlanta
I think I’m the only one on r/nba who agrees with him on that one.
I personally didn’t have a problem w the promotion but I bet that I’d feel differently if my name/face were potentially going to be broadcast tied to it. Don’t know a lotta dudes at my office that want to be tied to strip clubs professionally.
I’m a woman and liked that he said we should be treated with dignity and not seen as sex objects—probably not a common perspective in r/nba. Also I want to be able to bring my kids to nba games.
also as a woman i really appreciated that he spoke up about it! that makes two people here at least 😭🤍
yeah because you’re a pickmeisha lmao
stop being a pickme
It felt like the man: I consent, woman: I consent, is there someone you forgot to ask meme.
we won’t either brother. we won’t either.
If your regular homies are trust fund nepo kids who went to private Christian college and threw a hissy fit about a strip club, sure.
Go ahead and share the story with the class I guess. But make it quick it’s almost time for recess.
His dad played in the NBA, his mom has 5 Emmys he attended Liberty Christian School where his dad was the Head Coach before transferring to his dad’s alma mater Vanderbilt
Who the fuck cares? He’s earned his way here and is a great player, he’s not exactly Thanasis. What point are you even trying to make? Genuinely who the fuck cares?
That he doesn’t seem like a regular homie lmao
Can you not have a homie that came from a successful family lmao?
I don’t have homies from successful families that run a preachy Catholic blog while playing in the NBA but I guess I’m in the minority here
Guy makes one good block and now people want to vouch for his character or some shit, it’s weird behavior lol
I mean yeah sure I don’t disagree that you shouldn’t pretend like you know a guy just because you like his interviews. But this whole thread you’ve just seemed overly pressed. He made a comment essentially saying, “he seems like a nice guy to hang out with” and you immediately jumped on saying, “Don’t you know he’s from a successful family!!” as if that changes literally anything or was at all relevant to the conversation
I was saying that’s kind of a dumb comment to make based on a 30s interview clip because in all total honesty I wouldn’t want to spend a second with somebody like that personally.
He’s also 7ft tall, athletic and good enough to play minutes in the NBA finals
89 NBA games for his dad in two seasons btw
I miss him so
Still confused why you guys kept KP over him when KP’s health was a constant.
We didn’t. We lost them both (and Al and Jrue) this past offseason
Yeah sorry, for some reason I thought Kornet left in 2025, not 2026.
He was gone the same time as KP. Got a better paying deal with San Antonio
Ah sorry, got my timeline mixed up. Thought he left the year after the Ring
If we had a healthy Tatum, we might not let him go. He was so good with him on the court. But we couldn’t pay what Spurs paid just to keep him waiting for Tatum’s return. And seeing him thriving with Spurs, I am glad we didn’t.
play of the game
There was a momentum swing happening for OKC and that block put a dagger in it. It is such a common thing in game 7s when the home team is trailing to come roaring back to close out with the energy of the home crowd and I was thinking it was happening until that block flipped the script.
It’s either this or the logo 3 from wemby to go to OT in g1.
the lebron block doesn’t even compare to the krazy kornet kontest
KORNET KRUSHES KRAUT!
Imagine when youre on the court being called the “non Wemby minutes”. Haha, Luke understands his role and has been such a great add this season
Im gonna steal that one for a future comment.
So many losers were shitting on this guy in the game thread lol
The Bus 1 Boys always come through.
Love to see it. White - kornet 🤝 Get our boy that ring
Kornet dropping a LeBron joke right after a chase down block somehow makes the play even better
From stopping stripclub nights to stopping big plays
Kornet had the three most memorably blocks this season!
I’m still mad he got magic city night canceled
Magic City Night has now been relegated to Kornet’s 2nd biggest block of the year.
the cock block
Yeah but now we got nuns
Luke Kornet had two legendary blocks this season. This block, and the Magic City Night promotion.
The confidence to compare yourself to LeBron for even one possession deserves respect by itself
Lord Kornet 😎
Hahaha this guy is a treasure
the spurs have too many likable players man
Always liked him ever since he got to New York and took a video of himself doing the Michael Scott Sbarros joke from the office.
LeKornet
One legendary block and Kornet immediately entered his comedy era
He deserves a night at the strip club!
He’s too funny
Le’ Kornet
The crowd really no-sold that line, that’s hilarious
Tayshaun Prince erasure
They all fighting for second place. No one is taking the crown from Tayshaun Prince. Best playoffs block of all time.
I know who my GOAT is
can anyone make a shirt of that block? im ordering
So glad this guy left Boston. The corny catholic King of the NBA
I feel like on the replay Hartenstein was losing the ball already. I think he just saved Hart from missing a dunk badly.
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Lebron was brought up by one of his teammates. Just hating for no reason.
media and fans
TF, it was the Spurs players who brought him up?
LeBron haters are literally brain dead. The Spurs bench literally brought him up, not LeBron fans or the media stupid fuck