Victor Wembanyama Arrives in OKC’s Paycom Center For Game 7
He looks like a contract killer. I think he’s on a mission to kill unethical basketball once and for all!
One elbow at a time
Whatever it takes.
BY ANY MEANS WEMBANYECESSARY
By Wemby means necessary
By any Wembmeans
It will be super necessary
The Wembvengers
The People’s Elbow
Which he was called for. Ethically.
All black for the funeral.
NBA elimination game tradition at this point, Haliburton did it last year too.
Chet: sweats nervously
Is his specialty headsnaps?
The Professional
If he had a trenchcoat and some sunglasses instead, dude would be one tall mother fucking Neo.
Straight out of The Replacement Killers. I’m here for it
He did it.
Looking slick
Like an assassin
Tony Brothers, reqcuiscat in pace
There was a firefight!
Léon
If he was an assassin he’d wear white, unless he wasn’t killing a king
I’m 100% impressed that his clothes always fit him well.
Rarely are his sleeve lengths too short or his pants too short. Shoutout to him and his stylist for caring about that.
When everything is custom, you might as well do it right.
Gotta be so expensive to get all that tailored
Tbh it’s probably cheaper than a lot of the “high fashion” stuff some of these players buy off the shelf.
A pair of cotton Prada trousers costs 1400 quid. Getting a pair custom tailored is less than half of that, depending on the tailor of course, and that’s if you’re using the most premium materials available.
Very true
And surely there are designers and tailors lined up to do it for the exposure. Honestly surprised bigger fashion houses aren’t clamoring to dress him.
I mean he’s a Louis Vuitton “ambassador” IIRC
he’s fr*nch it was part of his toddler curriculum
This is the internet we can say French here
This comment right here, officer
F**** Fries
Bro he is rich af he can have everything perfectly tailored for him.
He’s a Louis Vuitton ambassador too, I’m pretty sure most of what he wears is custom made by them
I imagine his tailor looks like a five year old fucking his Dad’s clothes up
Damn right ^
Looking like John Wick
Taking care of business tonight.
“You are terminated.”
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
You forgot to say please
What is the magic word
Pain?
I can’t let you take a man’s motorcycle.
And my axe?
…and your basketball.
Hasta la free throw, baby.
Believe it or not? Flagrant 1 and two FTs for SGA
Got the funeral fit on let’s gooo
What funeral’s y’all go to that have leather jackets allowed
Biker funerals
When I die everyone needs to be wearing black leather dusters.
Cool duster
You fell on the ice almost immediately, I took the shot, missed by a mile
longer thicker and far more bad ass
Who’ll do the ocular pat down?
Stop asking me to burn the duster. I’M NOT GONNA BURN IT.
What funerals ban leather jackets?
Cow funerals
I don’t know if it’s just Argentina, but here nobody bats an eye if you wear whatever to a funeral. Or church. And it’s not common to have day-long funerals at people’s homes, either.
In the Caribbean wearing colorful clothes is not uncommon. Some people I looked at and wondered if they’re headed straight to the club after the repast lol.
Carib folks love to dress up no matter the occasion.
Also, for folks that don’t know, The Repast is when the old biddies sit around all proper in the living room gossiping and eating off plates. The old geezers hang out in the kitchen drinking and snatching random bites straight from the pots.
Source Carib Person
Same for many in the balkans, even here in Sweden, which I can attest to myself.
My experience up in Canada has been the same, I wouldn’t think twice if I saw someone wearing this to an actual funeral
Irish mob?
Wemby with the Peaky Blinders drip.
bro thinks theres a fuckin dress code
what funeral did you get turned away from
Basketball ones
OKC’s?
Funerals in Oklahoma.
Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean it’s a bad fit for a funeral.
As someone who works in a funeral home. You would be surprised what people show up in
Who wears a leather jacket to a funeral
My cool uncle Dan
16 is old enough for a beer at the 4th of July party
hell yeah dan
Cool people; Cool people who wear sunglasses indoors and smoke unfiltered cigarettes.
Should’ve gone Undertaker theme and do the eyes
Whats in the bag wemby? WHATS IN THE BAG?
It’s empty, for the WCFMVP
Cold
Correct prediction
Congrats on the prediction right on point! :)
He’d like to come and show us but he’d think it’d blow our minds
most anticipated game 7 in a long time
most anticipated since… last years finals
I forgot how deflating that game was with the injury.
Must be nice
we were all rooting for you!
Never forget the disgrace that was game 4, that should’ve been a Pacers win.
Thank you! That game was so rigged to extend the series, shameful.
The worst thing to me is that it won’t be remembered. It hasn’t been a year yet and so many people overlook it, and in just a few years all people will remember is that Okalhoma won the championship. And don’t get me wrong, it’s not the first time something like that happens and it won’t be the last, this isn’t about this OKC team.
I was at the game… it’ll definitely be remembered with hatred in my heart. I’ve had okc fans tell me only “salty pacer fans” think game 4 was unfair. Just delusional level of awful officiating.
Not only are they starting to forget the Indy series, but people are starting to forget how close the banged-up Nuggets came to winning game 7 with AG on one leg and MPJ with one arm, too. We’ll never know what would have happened if both teams had been healthy. The OKC-Denver rematch this year wasn’t the same, due to trades like MPJ going to the Nets.
If OKC gets knocked out tonight it will make last year look more like a lucky win. If OKC wins the championship again this year against healthy competition, then it does the opposite.
no game 7 and hali would have been playing this season, shame on those refs
Exactly. And it wasn’t any ref, it was Scott “The Extender” Foster, of all people.
Man, even as someone who likes the Knicks, I was impressed and wanted y’all to win the Finals. I truly think they would have pulled it off if Hali didn’t go down
Appreciate it, it’s been an impressive post season for you all too. Hoping next year we both stay healthy enough to match up again in the playoffs. Those are fun (but stressful) series’.
i think this one is just as hyped up, maybe more??
that pacers team was fun, but wembanyama is a rising star in a way we haven’t really seen in a while. people think he has the potential to be the next goat, and this series is kind of a defining moment for his early career.
I was personally more hyped for the Pacers but only because it was the finals and it also felt less sure. Here, I feel like we are good if the refs are calling it fair (hartenstein getting called for all the grabs)
This one feels more hyped for me bc it truly feels like two 60+ win legitimate juggernauts going the distance, while last year it felt like the Pacers were more of a great team on a super hot streak. Obviously that was the Finals so the significance was much more, but this matchup is more exciting for me.
I just hope the refs let it be physical.
Neo Fit. He’s beginning to believe!
I been calling him The One.
“There is no flop”
Mister Wembanyanderson
“I know kung-fu”
Whoa
If he’d found the shades it woulda been cherry on top. But his head is too big to find a retail size that fits
The world needs this, Wemby. Do your thing.
Men in Black for the Alien.
shaved his head. performed a monk ritual
I needed him to paint a blue arrow down his head.
PSG won so he’s gotta be somewhat in a good mood
Brotherman is here to assassinate some fools.
NBA players will never not fall for the “wear all black to an elimination game” pull.
good, it’s fire every time
Now that’s a slim reaper
Wemby either going to the finals or jail tonight, we’ll see a in few hours
Put the hit out Wemby we’re all counting on you
Wemby on a mission, to make basketball great again.
Eddie Murphy vibes
Please win
Alien/Terminator
The assassin
How long do you think it takes to make Wemby’s clothes?
Let’s fucking go!!!
no book in hand he’s serious
Taking care of business
Will the French make it 2-0 on the day?
Tony Parker said yes
You know it’s a big-ass door when even Wemby doesn’t need to duck.
There goes a baaaaaad man
Looking like neo
Bro just came out of the Hyberbolic Time Chamber. That shaved head about to sprout yellow spiky hair.
Vicktor Wick
The glaze in here is out of this world
Should have pulled a Szeth and walked down the hall as the assassin in white.
Only if he pulled out the all black AF1s
Looks like the undertaker. Ready to burry fools.
John Wicktor Wembanyama
Y’all sure that’s not a T-1000?
Does Wemby shop at Tall & Tall or what?
He’s a Louis Vuitton athlete so I believe most of his clothes are custom made by them
I love how they make some doors extra tall in basketball arenas
That’s a stylish outfit. Not the BS so many of these guys wear and call it fashion.
Clean fit ngl
Dude’s already has the aura of a veteran who went on to win multiple games 7.
Shai shot his dog
He looks ready to announce the latest Nvidia graphics card
Come on wemby. Spurs in 7
dressed in all black ready for a funeral!
Missing Undertakers hat.
Elegance Wembanyanesque
Looks like he’s from Death Valley and is a phenom as it were
holy shit that doorframe is crazy, I’m a foot shorter than him and have the same clearance when I walk through a normal door
All business
Aura 🥶
“The revolution will not be televised”-ah fit lmaooooo
The dick riding for this guy in this sub is insane
Is the giant pillowcase from game 6 at the drycleaners?
A suit to “finish business” would’ve been fire but he already wore one
The calm before the Thunder.
LFG man woke up today feeling like its christmas
dressed for a funeral 🙏🏼
We are not worthy
He should be giddy after PSG win. Hopefully he’ll play inspired too
From follower of Muhammad to sociopathic ceo.
I can’t take this league seriously anymore after they let it leak it’s gonna be NYK v OKC for the final. Thunder could dress 15 G leaguers and it wouldn’t make a difference the fix is in.
The all black fit was the right choice to make
If I hugged him my face would be…..nvmd, “Go Spurs!”
Looking like Chris tucker in rush hour 1
Wemby is soo tall making Bill Russell looks tiny !
Very “sophisticated” elbow
FUNERAL GAME
Clean
Slenderman
Risky, he could very well end up Cade’ing tonight
“There is no spoon”
-Wembeneo
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth Wembanyama.
Looks calm n collective he’s probably gonna go off tonight
No prisoners today straight killer
Denzel in Training Day
Is his entire wardrobe custom made?
Huge day for basketball, today we find out if unethical basketball is here to stay or if the basketball gods can exert their willpower to save the future of the sport.
Boy about to bury thunder 6 feet deep and I can’t wait
Do it, Wemby!!!!
Dressed for a funeral, Jet Terry style.
All about that business!
Oh Victor Tibetan Llama 🦙🦙🦙👀👀👀
Shaft