Cavs.

Analytics say it’s their time to shine.

Cavs sweep Knicks 7-0

Well the Knicks would win but the Cavs are the better team so they would move on to the finals

Game 7 would be Sunday. Analytically you should delete this post before your brain makes the shift from feeling smart to stupid.

Analytically we did very well in game 7s in the first two rounds so we should be in for a good one tonight

James Harden said so himself after the series. They’re the better team… Analytically of course.

Lakers in 5

JJ literally said the same thing after the Lakers vs OKC series lmao

Atkinsom only gefs clowned because he worded it in a stupid way, which is fair ig.

Cavs analytically win heres why

James Harden will shut down Brunson

Harden gives +1 defense every turn up to 6 times for 4x the base value

And there have been 6 games played so he is at maximum +6 Harden

Based on my calculations, James as a legendary should at least have a 570 stat spread so we can assume he has 30 defense or close to

30*4=120 base defense

Which should be enough to check Brunson and hold him to 30% field goal percentage

According to my analytics

Analytically, LeBron James music hits and the Lakers cash in their Finals in the Bank contract. They win the East and we get Lakers vs Thunder

analytically pistons in 8

Analytically Cav have this in the bag

Knicks win by 30 but Cavs win by 6 on expected points to advance to the expected NBA Finals

I hope you don’t own any horses

Analytics don’t matter

2-0 in game 7 lol, don’t let them get there

After being up 2-1 analytically nobody expected the Knicks to win the next two games analytically to take the 3-2 analytical lead. Even fewer people expected the Cavs to analytically win game 6. I have no doubt the Cavs continue their analytical momentum to analytically win game 7.

Cavs to the analytical NBA Finals!!!!!

No chance at a game 7. Analytically, the Cavs won in 6.

the anal ticks

Lakers in 11

Analytically, the Cavs actually swept, no Game 7 necessary. Which is good, the NBA needs Scott at full strength tomorrow.

How long is this analytical joke gonna go on for? Get some new material

The Knicks never took it 7, analytically

James Harden wins his legacy game

Drops 70 points to prove he’s no playoff choker

If the Cavs analytically advance the the Finals do they have to face the hypothetical 75-win OKC team from earlier in the season?

Analytically, Donovan Mitchell won at life

The real question is which is better, an Analytical win or a Moral victory?

Analytically? Cavs.

Then the winner of the Thunder/Spurs forfeits in the finals out of fear.

Thank god something has overtaken the Lakers’ 2023 moral victories

Cavs seem to have all the momentum of an analytic freight train. Knicks have no chance against their data

The Cavs actually won analytically in six

You guys are so stupid. Analytically the Cavs won in 5 games so this conversation is completely irrelevant and totally hypothetical.

This is gonna be a thing for awhile and rightfully so lol we weren’t good enough to get out of 2nd round just lucky everybody on Detroit except Cade shit the bed. Mitchell’s too nice to tell the bigs to man up more and tell Harden to stop flopping and play basketball. And that’s why we won’t get any better than we are now without someone like LeBron coming in.

Analytically, after the Mitch injury sustained in game 6?

Cavs might have this one sadly.

i dont think anyone on the Knicks can beat both James Harden and Donovan Mitchell in 1 on 1.

cavs win by process of elimination.

Analytically, this analytical post is ananananlyticallyl analytical 

Analytically, the Hornets.

The Cavs already won the nba finals

This subreddit uses equally bogus stats that invalidate winning. Last night people were saying Shai is a worse career playoff disappointer than Harden because of TS %

I’m going to go against the grain and say the Knicks close it out at home.

I know they haven’t won a game since Game 4, but I think the Knicks bounce back

Analytically if Scott Foster is reffing, it’s going to Game 8

Oh we’re gonna beat thjs one to death huh? Well deserved I guess.

My take is that the Cavs finally have a good shooting night and win it on the road.

James Harden has been playing some of the best defense of his career and Kenny still has those 2 extra timeouts, so Cavs should win this easily.

Another hilarious and original post

Kenny’s regression model says Cavs are going to win the championship this year

James Harden.

Not the Cavs, but the analytical James Harden only.

The ECF; Knicks vs James Harden.

Analytic these nuts

Analytically, the Cavs win.

However, the Knicks advance to the finals because Knicks in 4.

damn, you were keeping this

Analytically, I’m so scared.

I’m more impressed with the analytical wins the Cavs didn’t get

Knicks win 7-0

this is funny as fuck gonna show this to my wife’s boyfriend (Knicks fan) later

Man, I clowned the Celtics for JB’s comments on Stream after getting swept and then Kenny comes out and sais this crap, and then Harden comes out and said “We are the better team” after getting swept…

Analytically, you can tell a lot of stories but at the end of the day, the only story that people give a shit about is who goes to the next round. No one cares about who was the “analytically” better player in hindsight except your diehard fans who don’t need analytics for that anyway

Cavs win it 7-0 anally

I’m mahjong the players are currently dead even. Brunson has the highest valuation of property in monopoly, but Harden and Mitchell found an insane dungeon, their party is already looking at level 5. Mobley is getting cooked by Robinson in shoots and ladders, KAT no diffed Allen in ranked Marvel Rivals.

So analytically? It’s anyone’s game baby.

This Knicks glazing got me mad soft 

Don’t you mean hypothetically?

Analytically, the series was over in 4, so there wouldn’t be a game 7

This joke got old 2 days ago. Analytically