Dylan Harper: “When he came in with the outfit I think everyone knew what was gonna happen”
We have declared Jihad against OKC.
Victor “Muad’Dib” Wembanyama
Ustad Al Mahdi Abdul Shakur
“The holy war begins!”
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I thought it was Leto II who turns into a worm.
“Sir, the first tower has hit another tower “
Two towers fell today, Chet & iHart!
Shai-tan never stood a chance
Man these nicknames have been funny recently lmao
I’ve seen Chetanyahu, Shaidolf, Paper MaShai, Haliban, Darvin Hamas and Shai-tan now
haliban and al-shaida are some of my favs
First time I’ve read/seen Shaidolf! Haha wtf?! š
Paper MaShai got me choking on tea
Shaitan is an all-timer lol
DenIDF
Paper MaShai is diabolical š
Lmao this is crazy
āSir, 7⁄11 was a part time job š³ā
Vemby to be cast as new Arabic ruler for Stronghold Crusader games,
Fitting given how Bryant was playing defense this game and how well plumlee performed last game
Loved it, hope they do it in game 7
I didn’t love it but I hope they do it even more aggressively in game 7 and then get ejected
Knicks got the pope, Spurs got Islam, Thunder have Satan.
Tony Brothers isn’t Satan, he’s just a dick.
Tony Brothers is a cheat point shaver. He probably has a couple cousins who bet on games too.
Tony Brothers is about to be mayor of the city I live in. Pray for me
Okc has trump bibles in their public schoolsĀ
We do not. Our former shit head Secretary of Education bought them though. Chicken shit resigned and tried to cozy up to Trump again for another position. It has not worked as of yet.
Edit: Should be worth noting even in a super red state like Oklahoma there’s been push back against fuck headed policies like this and many others. Another thing the Trump Bible Buyer and others are trying to push are State vouchers for Christian Schools that divert state money from public Schools.
People like to clown Oklahoma for its Education ranks, and for good reason. The direct fall of our Education has been the election of shitty republican Governors since the 2000s. Oklahoma had a Dem Governor then and we ranked like 17th in education.
But ya know, fuck your feelings and neglect the education of the youth. Fun stuff.
Interesting, thanks for the insight. And good on Okies to fight back against dumb policies even though as you said it’s kind of self inflicted by electing republicans repeatedly.
That the dude who had porn on his work computer?
I think it turned out to be a Jackie Chan movie, but yeah thats the guy. If you go to the subreddit of the town hes from there’s been rumors about he and his wife or soon to be ex wife (?) For a long time now. Messy stuff.
At any rate, hes a piece of shit. Not only did he do all that he’s of course involved in a scandal that stole covid funds for parents to teach at home during closures.
And Spurs also have Catholic nuns high fiving them out of the tunnel. The perfect counter for the devil
Is the Pope not a bulls guy? Thatās disappointing
He went to Villanova so he gave a thumbs up to some Knicks fan today that was yelling āGo Knicksā.
He is very much a Chicago sports fan but I think heās more of a White Sox fan than a Bulls fan.
The Nova Knicks lost Divincenzo but gained Pole Leo XIV
Possible upgrade?
Pretty sure the Pope has two good Achilles tendons at the moment.
And he can dunk on people.
The Italian Stallion was a brutal loss
Do the nuns know
when they know we will have a second schism within the catholic church
About Time!
Rooting for 2 Reinsdorf teams makes you an atheist very fast.
Thereās simply no way he was in Chicago for Jordan and isnāt a Bulls fan. Donāt doubt he has an affinity for NY though.
Heās a Villanova grad so thatās why heās on the Knicks side right now
It was in reference to a guy getting thumbs up from the Pope because he kept yelling “GO KNICKS”
Do you mean Shai-tan?
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OKC are mega church Christian
If the Thunder have Satan, then what does Pacers got?
The Taliban
Spurs got the nuns!
Shaitan, yes
Sheitan Gilgeous Alexander.
I love Dylan Harper man this guy just speaks his mind
Don’t let anybody media train him and Anthony Edwards as well. We could get the next Charles Barkley
Imagine a Fox & Edwards podcast
Huh?????
Let them speak for themselves.
Heās my new favorite Spur. Ginobili, then Harper.
Rutgers education š¤
Iāve been following Dylan (and Ace) all year. Itās been a fun time.
For real, his press conferences are actually entertaining. Half these guys sound like they’re reading off a script but he just says whatever pops into his head lol.
Spurs are 2⁄3 with the abrahamics. Tony Brothers will not be pleased next game. gonna be a bloody battle
If he can just get the support of the Mexican jewish president, we’ll have the trifecta.
As a Jew I give him my support. Technically Rastafarianism is also an Abrahamic religion, who should we consult for their support?
W. Devin Vassell is Jamaican so might be a play there to go 4⁄4 for complete coverageš
Gonna roll to to game 7 like heās on his way to shul
they gotta go kiss the wall asap
This is a weird fucking thing to say actually
OKC had that article comparing themselves to Israel
Wemby just celebrating Eid with the nuns. Alhamdulilah
Mashallah brother Wembanyama defeating Shai-tan
LMAO the fit was too clean, Shai never stood a chance. Wemby really out here playing chess while everyone else plays checkers.
I love that Wemby is collecting different beliefs like Infinity Stones and grabbing whatever lessons from each.
Hedging his bets with all the different Gods seems like something George Costanza would do.
Just wait for his Festivus game
I would love to see his airing of grievances against okc
Heās like Benny from The Mummy
An archaic, yet relevant reference from a single gag joke in a 27 year old movie?
…my man š
Dude about to convert to Latvian orthodox for the finals
Victor āPi Patelā Wembanyama
Chet declared Jewish. Wemby starts celebrating Eid šš
Kareem Abdul Jabbar sends his regards
Eid Mubarak Wemby
Shaolin basketball ftw
lmao Shaolin monks would actually cook in the NBA with that discipline and footwork. Dylan Harper’s fit was definitely giving warrior monk vibes.
I need me a thobe for my teams meeting tomorrow. Mfs playing with me
You might get promoted with too much swag. Good luck tomorrow
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Thatās my favorite sayingĀ
We all thought the same thing too. Lol
Tell me more about Eid. I saw people commenting that earlier and I thought they were talking about a video game or something. Itās a holiday?
Eid just means feast/festival in Arabic. Yesterday beganĀ Eid al-Adha which is the festival of sacrifice honoring Abraham sacrificing his son in obedience to god. Itās one of the two main festivals in Islam. The other being Eid al-Fitr which celebrates the end of Ramadan.
Great summary, but just to make a point it was Abrahamās willingness to sacrifice Ishmael. A ram was sent to be sacrificed instead of the son.
That was Isaac, not Ishmael. Unless the Quran switches them compared to the Hebrew Bible.
Ishmael was sent into the desert with insufficient water, and an angel showed his mom a spring that kept them alive.
The Qurāan and Bible differ in regards to which son was the subject of the sacrifice. Islamic literature says it was Ishmael.Ā
They share the same story however of the angel Gabriel showing Hagar the spring after she desperately tried to find water with Ishmael. The route she took is now part of our holy pilgrimage which this Eid comes right after.Ā
Heās gonna sacrifice Chet. lol
Yep soon as I seen the eid fit I knew it was over
Lisan Al Gaib
this is big brain middle east marketing from the future goat
Eid Mubarak to Wemby. That was indeed, a HOLY ass whooping
Nun, Islamic holiday, monk, alien…. Interesting.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV…
anyone gotta screenshot of hte outfit?
He’s not wrong though Spurs came in with some serious attitude. Vassell talking shit, Carter Bryant trucking SGA a few times… they came in mad and ready to play
I feel like people are deliberately calling it a shaolin robe.
Wemblam
Wemblamic
Wemby trying to conquer the Mecca from the Knicks? I’m confused
Inshallah okc is defeated in game 7
Wearing a panjabi to slaughter the thunder
I canāt see him, and not think about his mom š„µ
Can we see that energy in okc?
It was only 28 pts and 10 reb
22 points in the first half and then was over early in the 3rd
Ok
We need more
You just need to sit back and hope these two teams destroy each other in Game 7.
Well yeah
And then its Enter The Garden
And then we going to party (go honkin) like itās 1999 or however that song goes.
Signed- A Spurs Fan
so corny
You’re absolutely correct but the Wemboys won’t like this comment