Villanova alum Pope Leo gives the Knicks his blessing
Fml Knicks in 4
Pope vs Nuns (if spurs pass) truly apocalyptic
Those nuns getting excommunicated. Imagine how Kornet would feel though knowing that the highest representative of God here on earth is rooting for him to fail.
Magic City revenge
I’ll never forgive him for what he stole from us
holy shit
Atlanta hawks with the strippers on the sidelines instead of religious figures: “Holy Shit…Was..was Kornet speaking real shit?!…”
We are about to witness a schism the likes of which we haven’t had since 1056 AD
On the 5th day the Lord comith forth and said to the people…..Bing Bong Knicks in 4 and fuck Trae Young
The Lebron, the Bronny, and the Holy Spirit
LeSpirit
Ho-LeSpirit
*and The Draymond Green
Amelo
He clearly signaled Knicks in 1!
Knicks in 6.
Seahawks continued the new pope tradition of making or winning a Super Bowl when a new pope is chosen so this new pope has some mystical powers
This is the way.
can’t believe the pope just said ‘fuck the west knicks in 4’
SGA fell to his knees when he heard the news….oh wait sorry he was just playing basketball
Analytically speaking, that’s the most ethical way to play
Watching OKC flopping is blasphemy that’s why.
As the Lord sayeth, “Fuck Trae Young. Knicks in 6.”
bro really dropped a “bing bong” in latin
The Pope just instructed Knicks fans to say five Bing Bongs.
Satan, you still sleep with a night light on you bitch ass bitch! -Jesus
I’ve been caught more than once ending grace before dinnertime saying “Bing Bong” instead of “Amen”.
Sneak in an amelo
And followed that with a ‘fuck Trey Young!’
it’s for the good of ny. they’ll burn that bitch down. my buddy from Manhattan said he’s burning someone’s car if they win. He lives in dfw.
Danhausen + Pope = fuck the west
Shai will pay for his sins
11th commandment: though shalt not floppeth in a best of seven series.
Pope Leo’s 2nd, and even more important Encyclical, “Laxae braccae scopae”.
God’s Team vs (apparently) Satan’s Team OKC
Satan has higher standards than that
Loki’s team
Real ones know that Satan will be watching the game wearing a Bruce Bowen jersey.
Can’t argue with that
Does Satan play ethical hoops?
Christ crossed over Satan for our sins.
if the spurs make the finals i hope the nuns don’t see this. they’ll switch up to the pope’s team REAL QUICK
The Schism of 2026
youre gonna see luke kornet scoring own baskets for the pope
Iflopoclasm
Council of Trent 2026
lmao, pretty sure nuns already hate him. He’s covered up and directly ended investigations into sexual abuse that nuns have reported to him when they were minors. Dude’s a pedophile and needs to be put down. Hard.
We’re laughing but the White Sox are in a wild card spot right now.
Bears beat the Packers in the playoffs, and the Bulls ownership finally made a change at the same time as they get to pick #4 and #15 in the draft
Da Pope is blessing us all
Hope you’ll draft next MJ (or at least next DRose with healthy career)
Amen 🙏
Shaitan’s team
Sinful is definitely how I would describe OKC’s playstyle
Actually, Satan’s own disciple, Danhausen, is also with the Knicks, and will probably curse whoever they play in the Finals.
So it’s Heaven and Hell and most of the Humans’ Team vs OKC or San Antonio.
Good luck winning that matchup.
The pope is definitely not on God’s team
Amusing because if it’s OKC vs NYK that’s like the most religious state vs the least.
Ah yes, famously catholic Oklahoma.
Self described religious or actual followings? Cause Oklahoma sure as shit isnt following the teachings very well.
New York is actually very Catholic. ~35% of New Yorkers are Catholic while only 5% of Oklahomans are Catholic
The power of God and anime on our side
The pope versus four nuns
I’ve seen that one
He said God and anime, not porn
Sick reference
DON’T FUCK WITH ME
AHHHHHH
Ball knowledge
Pro wrestling is basically live action anime so fuck it, close enough.
Knicks got the blessings of both the Pope and Danhausen
but those San Antonio nuns blessed the Spurs, who wins?
Pope blessings outrank nun blessings.
Pope determines holy edict in the hierachy. We would hope it applies to basketball as well.
They believe in another Pop in San Antonio
Spurs gotta step their blessings game up
Since God is light and the intensity of light drops with distance according to the inverse square law, unless the pope is actually at the game the nuns blessing would win.
Nah, pope blessing is a global buff. Knicks in 4.
What wavelength is god’s love? I’m thinking 316 nm.
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
The women from there might weigh the blessings down
These levels of holy blessing.
1-1 so far, Danhausen will decide
Pope has higher faith stat
Pope is actually a bulls fan so probably Spurs.
What happens when its spurs vs knicks and they both have gods blessing
Texas is excommunicated
It’s about damn time.
Pope is stronger than Nuns
Damn, mfs really power scale everything…
Pope is the highest rank so it goes without saying that blessing from him gives a significant stats boost. I’m not sure about the Spurs nuns but if they are Mother Superior rank then it might be on par in terms of boost. I’m just a casual tho maybe some other Catholic powerscaler can chime in
Sounds like someone who’s never lost a fight to a nun…
fr. after hearing the stories of my older neighbors who went to catholic schools in their youth, i am convinced that a bunch of wooden ruler-wielding nuns could defeat the pontifical swiss guard and blast through the pope mobile with just a glare.
As someone who went to a Catholic school for Kinder to Elementary, can confirm.
One of the nuns back then taught us how to play tennis funnily enough lol.
Multiple nuns, one pope. This battle isn’t over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East–West_Schism
Texas is Eastern Orthodox confirmed
Pope leads the all time series 9-5 https://www.landofbasketball.com/games_between/kentavious_caldwell_pope_vs_kendrick_nunn.htm
It goes to Game 7, decided by our heavenly father Scott Foster
Is cp3 a spurs or knicks fan
It’s Antipope time !!!(Hip Hop Air Horn)!!!!
The Finals on christian server
Yeah the west is screwed now. The pope has turned around the White Sox which is a much bigger surprise than the Knicks over whoever comes out of the West
Add the Bears look very promising too.
But the Spurs have the same colors as the WSox. Maybe god will get confused and assume they are the Pope’s team.
But can he turn around the bulls?
Papa Pope outranks the Spurs Nuns and the heathen Thunder. Congratulations Knicks
I guess that makes the Thunder satan’s team?
yes… yes it does
*Shaitan
Always has been
Luke Kornet about to nail a list of grievances on the door of the nearest Catholic church.
Luke ‘Martin Luther’ Kornet.
Catholicism has gone too long without a good power struggle between a monastic order and the papacy. SAS Nuns vs Nova Pope is the 21st century schism the world deserves
In 2014 World Cup Germany played against Argentina. Pope vs Pope
Pope clearly out power scales the Nuns. It’s gg.
Even the fucking pope hates OKC.
So the Knicks literally have a mandate from god?
“Knicks in 4 my heart yerrr” - Pope Leo
San Antonio has nuns, Knicks have the pope, OKC has the flop gods
OKC has the flop gods
Please reference their deity by His name, Albert Sanders Jr.
CP3 bows to the Paul God
Checkmate atheists
I used to pray for times like these
Luke Kornet must be questioning everything right now.
Knicks fans are everywhere
We need Pope on SideTalk outside MSG
But what has Danhausen said?
He uncursed us and has a merch collab with us
Congrats New York. It’s been a long time.
Danhausen and the Pope on the Knicks side? God dammit I dont want to get my hopes up.
It’s very subtle, but as a professional lip reader, I can see Pope Leo whispers “fuck Trae Young” after giving the thumbs up.
As a UK fan I want Karl to get a chip. Otherwise, definitely not a Knicks fan. But let’s go big Kat.
The pope can’t miss right now
Villanova having a Pope over Notre Dame is like if LeBron was drafted by someone other than Cleveland.
If it is to be said, so it be…so it is.
Luke Kornet had the nuns
We got da Pope
All this popery from the San Antonio and New York markets is gonna push OKC to invent Calvinist basketball and win 15 championships in a row
If the Spurs with several Nuns’ blessing is incapable of saving basketball from the great evil known as the Thunder, the Knicks with the Pope’s blessing will do it instead.
If yall don’t believe in Pope’s blessing, yall ain’t seen the White Sox.
How is the pope so cool and the president is so pedo
The real blessing us from The Corgi and you dont want the Danhausen curse
Pope > Nuns
Luke Kornet is beside himself. Driving around downtown New York begging (thru texts) Knicks fans for address to Pope’s Blessings
Between this and Danhausen, the Knicks will be unstoppable in the Finals
Last finals we had Pascal Siakam demon power, glad to see the league is staying mystical
It is written
All we need is the Etsy witches to curse okc .
#blessed
Danhausen already uncursed the Knicks tho
Fuck that Luke Kornet is bringing the San Antonio Nuns with him.
You have the Mandate of Heaven now Knicks no excuses
To quote the kid at the end, “l’Yeeehhhgghhhh”
Dear Mr Pope, if you smite OKC I will become Catholic
Gods ears to his lips
We got Danhausen and the Pope on the Knicks side.
That thumbs up was given ex cathedra. I dont make the rules
Pope blessed Knicks vs Nun blessed Spurs.
Martin Luther had some points
But why did the pope undo Danhausen’s uncurse?
Thank you based Pope
Don’t know the exact restrictions but can the Pope be the US president? Please?
Wow dang guess I was wrong, east is winning it all
you’d think the guy is climaxing by how he’s yelling
It has been ordained lol
First it was Magnus now the Pope… these cameos bahaha
I have never had an opinion about a pope.
This guy is cool.
As a Sixers and Villanova fan, im sick
Kornet in shambles
Kornet is in trouble here
I think Pope Leo should attend MSG and that should keep out the devil (Trump)
the pope blessed the knicks and danhausen probably will curse whichever they face at the finals, hooe they don’t mess this once in a lifetime chance
We don’t accept
Least Loud NY Knicks Fan
aint he a chicago boy?
And here I thought the Pope was a Bulls fan.
By passed the nuns and went straight to the source.
The Pope and Danhausen aligned? It’s over.
Danhausen and Pope Leo
The Knicks sure needed a lot of moral support
Wemby’s gonna have to call China to counter this
Dudes a rock star
Pope, Hope , Cope … Thunder in 🖐️
But Mike Francesa is already a Knicks fan, is there a new pope I do not know of?
I can hear it now:
”…even the Pope’s blessing wasn’t enough to stop a brutal sweep by the strike of nature’s fury, the Thunder.”
Something like that lol
Nuns, popes, thunder in 5
The Knicks got the pedo pres and pedo protectin pope on their side😭
” Blessed is he, who in the name of the Lord, sheppherds the weak through the eastern conference”
i don’t care how mayo ass boring negative aura OKC is, it’s always FTK (and fuck the spurms too)
YO KNICKS AINT WINNING THIS YEAR