SGA arrives for game 5 as Stephon Castle roams
He’s guarding him off the court too?
Real lockdown defense
Lockerroom defense
Sounds kinda gae
He watched RDC’s skit on guarding Steph
Lmfao, first thing I thought of too.
Also probably watched their new OKC sketch
same think I was thinking about
Damn they really are giving him the curry treatment
This would be a great skit. Just defending from the minute dude wakes up at the hotel.
RDC made that skit already, about Curry lol.
Des sneaking that 3 in gets me every time lmao
He’s a method player, really gets into the role
He’s got an el camino parked outside his hotel, honking til 4am
Gotta get in his mind
Just trying to figure how much phisicality will be allowed by the refs, can he do the Caruso way hack the shit of him or do refs will be on their bluethooth calls
Foul!
Reminds me of that RDC world guarding Steph Curry skit lol
I’m dead off this lol. The fact this wasn’t staged is incredible. It literally looks like a WWE promo
“Stephon, you’re the primary defender on the MVP tonight.” “Bet.”
“Yeah, that’s it coach. There’s nothing you can do, I’ve been guarding him since he woke up. Put me on the bench.”
“Nah you guard him then”
More evidence for the theory that RDC has a skit for everything, lol.
Love seeing RDC skits referenced like Key and Peele sketches back in the day
bro picked him up full court from the valet
lmao i only knew the doc rivers skit. hes got a lot of good vids
Why are they coming out together 😂
I love how Castle is just already in his practice gear lol
Castle is locked in
Makes it look like it’s some shitty 2K glitch
Looks like SGA is rolling up an hour late to work with the iced coffee lmao
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this is getting ridiculous.
Look at the username, it’s rage bait lol
Too ridiculous for CarmeloSmokesWeed
Aren’t socialites popular and well liked?
SGA is one of the least popular “superstars” in recent times
Well liked within their rich and connected circles, not by the general public. Wasn’t Ben Simmons known as the young socialite.
Always in full gear on and off court during play offs
Y’all think they….?
They fuckin
Heated rivarly
1000%
hate fuck is the best fuck
Didn’t Shai get outmeated?
he doesn’t need it for the activities they are doing
SGA is for sure a bottom.
Shai is walking funny
thats what happens when you wear skinny leather pants around your thighs
Ill never understand the “half my ass is hanging out” style choice
just bros giving bros easier access
you’re white, we get it
White people bad
Getting into flopping motion already
Chill lmao
Gotta get that defensive work in before tip off
Tip off or tip in? 👀
Shai hasn’t come out yet?
I hear the best couples always do.
Aww good for them :) It’s easier when you and your partner do it together. Gives you more confidence
They left the court together too. Coach told Castle to make sure SGA can’t even make breakfast without a body near him
Shadowing him even during his catwalk is crazy work
Method acting. Bro is more than locked in lmao
Stupidly locked in
SGA walking with that bottom energy
If Castle copied the walk this would have been perfect.
He looks so uncomfortable in those pants. As a woman that has worn heels most of my life, first rule of fashion club is make sure you can walk in it.
Looks like he just needs to pull them up and wear them correctly.
With Lenny Kravitz being one of the entertainers in the promos this year you think Shai could have called in a favor and gotten a lesson on looking good and moving good in leather pants.
No human being alive moves as well as Lenny Kravitz in leather pants
Didn’t that dudes pants rip and his entire dick and balls fell out? I don’t think he is the expert on pants lol.
The pants were doing just us a favor, giving the people what they wanted
That was a feature.
it happens to the best of us.
leather pants are made to show off that ass, not have them hanging low like that.
Jim Morrison could walk in those, easily
He could tightwalk a roof in leather pants smoother than that
Hansel can easily
So hot right now
I would 100% be coming to the arena wearing the same thing as Castle. I ain’t wasting time or energy picking out an outfit. Give me a sweatshirt and shorts and I’ll meet you in the locker room.
Ross Gellar vibes
Looked like a foul to me
Lol
Is this a real video lol
Gotta be AI since SGA can’t walk without falling.
Would he trip on a fashion runway with a 3’ drop?
He wears the tight pants off-court to keep his legs from sporadically shooting in a random direction
bruh this is hilarious
When coach says to watch their star’s every move
Yea SGA gets the craziest coverages we’ve ever seen
OKC agenda gaining traction. God damnit.
Castle is just like me trying to leave enough distance between myself and the homeless crazy guy ahead of me.
Shai even walks like he both shat himself and is ranting at no one.
And tap dancing his dumb ass boots all at the same time.
Negative aura shai
Pants look silly as hell
Probably will get hate for saying it but SGA is so corny and unlikable to me.. from the wardrobe choices to the way he plays
Such a brave take.
Any time I see an NBA player dress it always look goofy ah hell. Like they’re trying so hard to look like a rapper but they end up looking like a hodgepodge of random designer clothes
Remember when kuzma wore that big ass pink sweater thing lol
That shit was hilarious
I think partially it’s the attitude, I feel like maybe a stylist picked it out for them but they’re like damn I don’t normally rock this. Joe Burrow (not an NBA player) has a little bit of that too
Ah fuck this is gonna be an all-timer meme if OKC loses tonight lmao
The one where Wemby bent in front of SGA will be a problem for me for years to come. I’ll be that nerd that sees the picture and say “actually the spurs won that game 🤓”
why he walk like that
He not used to walking without falling.
Pants too tight.
But also not at the same time.
Like how do you wear pants that are probably like $1k+ and they fit that bad.
And before anyone says it’s a specific style choice, whatever style it is that is too tight in the legs and too loose in the waist, is a shit style.
In the limited photos I’ve seen of his fashion choices I’m convinced it’s some sort of inside joke he’s pulling on us.
You seen them pants? Idk how you’d walk in em either
NBA fashion is disgusting
i’m gettin vibes from that RDC vid where Mark was guarding steph as soon as he woke up
That pants is a foul. 2 free throws for SGA
now that is how you guard a mvp
That’s what you call lockdown defense.
Sagging in big 2026
I can believe people still do this. and at 27 years old. and while being super wealthy. fucking cringe bruh
Leather pants, i know he got swamp ass already
Naw his ass is sufficiently aired out here
Surprised SGA didn’t accidentally slip with Castle that close.
I’m surprised he didn’t fall on the floor with castle so close to him 🤣
my boy SGA got the Lenny Kravitz starter kit on
SGA dresses like a clown
Yeah, I’ve heard him before say that he doesn’t wear the same thing twice. Even if I was a multimillionaire.. that just seems so ridiculous to me. high fashion in general has its place but he’s so corny lol.
Can’t even comprehend not wearing an outfit more than once, especially one that I really like lol I wonder how big his closet is.
*a bottom
Bro why does he slap his feet? That’s some weird ass walking.
I’ve never seen Shai look normal in clothes outside of a nba uniform. He always looks odd and desperate for attention
Sagging with a belt is wild work
stupid ass outfit Shai
Them pants even floppin off him 😂😂
On and off the court defense right there
It’s not just SGA who flops on the floor I guess it’s his pants too
It’s criminal how these guys dress.
Castle already got a foul for breathing to closely. Game is gonna start with 2 free throws for SGA
Shai looks like he’s trying so hard to look cool lmao
Can’t escape your shadow
Wannabe Lenny Kravitz lookin ass
Ross’ leather pants. If you know, you know.
SGA just tries too hard with his fits. And he always looks uncomfortable.
gotta keep up the tradition that 0 left
New gravity stat about to pop any minute
Blouses vs Dogs
I saw a screenshot of this a bit ago and assumed it was photoshopped 😂
That’s funny
Legit question, is it common for opposing teams to cross paths in arenas? I mean I imagine they’d stick to within close proximity of their locker rooms. Obviously, it’s a different story when an opposing player seeks out the other team. I remember Shaq stopping by where Spurs players were getting treatments before a playoff game in 03.
Shai gonna do his signature move flop
Only video of SGA not flopping tonight
Castle acting like sga doesn’t look classy enough to shop in his store.
What are those pants.
I wanna start calling him emperor Shai.
I’ll bet you 500 lira that Shai does not remember the plot to The Emporer’s New Clothes
Sagging his pants as well.
Pants on the ground returns
If I was rich I would not spend all this money on clothes man.
Shai’s aura maxxing efforts are the least effective I’ve seen in an NBA superstar. My man just hasn’t got it.
-100 Aura
I can’t stand SGA man. His play is annoying. His fashion is stupid and ugly. His walk is even annoying to me
Cowboy ahh
“The Cinderella story is over, man. They’re fighting for clicks, we’re fighting for wins,”
that’s that RDC defense on steph curry
Bros fouling him off the court too smh
Has to be AI- he didn’t fall down once in that clip.
Locked in. He about to fall down on his jumpshots 50 times just in the 1st half.
Don’t get to close Stephon, he might flop
Lookin like Old Town Road
I’m surprised Shai didn’t fall to the ground. 8 feet is obviously close enough for Castle to commit a foul on Shai.
Couldn’t get any closer or he would be called for a foul
How much money do you think he spent to look that uncomfortable?
Bro picked him up in the tunnel. Thats lockdown.
Surprised he didn’t fall in the hallway
SGA looks like Rick James played by Dave Chapelle
He doesn’t look nearly as cool as he thinks he does.
Oh gosh. David stern avert your gaze
Ok
They came from SGA’s kitchen together.
Should have fouled him for real!
That’s a flagrant 2 on the Air Conditioner for blowing too much air on him.
If blade was born in Atlanta.
I’m surprise he didn’t fall.
Guarding him at all times.
That OKC tunnel looks like a high school lol
Leather pants is crazy
He’s guarding him all over the arena. Jobs not finished.
Castle was double parked outside Shai’s crib all day just stareing fr
Shai Kravitz
Imagine social media posts just of you…walking in the building to work.
Damn we may be cooked
Castle looks like he’s been in the gym already. SGA looks like he spent all day thinking about what he was going to wear and what he was going to do with his hands
Im just imagine that Steph got the arena 5 hours early and has been just been standing at the door waiting to shadow SGA in like this.
(Obviously it’s just a coincidence though)
This is hilarious
Those floors look slick, I’m surprised he didn’t fall!
Lockdown defense already by castle 🙏🏽
Forget picking him up full court, he picked him up in the tunnel.
Fuck 94 feet, we pick up 463 miles
Glad the cameraman zoomed out of his landing zone
Rdcworld1 clip lol mark was guarding Steph curry out his sleep
Looks like they are in a high school hallway
Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen him on his feet this long
Castle walking a little close, 2 free throws for SGA.
Careful now, he’ll fall at the sight of a wet floor
NBA players really have the worst style across sports
Wait is this actually real ? 🤣🤣🤣
Why this look like a school hallway