Was it an unfair advantage for Spurs to tap into Jesus and roll out the Nuns?
Clearly tampering with the higher power here. How is this even allowed? Spurs went straight biblical and changed the outcome. How can OKC counter?
taking ethical basketball to a whole new level
Pantera: A new level……..of confidence……and power…..
*air guitar*
Their best song
My man just forgetting Fucking Hostile
No because FH is not their best song. There is not a riff in FH that is better than Pantera’s best song which includes their best riff which is ANL.
I love how reddit can turn a shit post about nuns helping the spurs into a pantera thread
Its nice to see because sometimes im convinced browsing r/nba 99% just listen to kendrick and equivalent artists lmao
Tell me about it. I’m a death metal loving guy that’s a dungeon master. Amongst my nerd friends I’m the only one that likes any sports whatsoever.
Similar to me then, big stp and lorna fan and nerd 🤣
Same here, though I like more than death metal (love death metal, too). I make sports references during campaigns just to make myself laugh.
The riff after the second chorus in This Love is my favorite lick of Dime’s.
Agreed 100%. This song is what made me love this band.
Well, the Thunder can….
LICK MY SACK!!
Not Fuckin Hostile but Heresy.
This Love
Love
You’ve heard of the Triangle offense, say hello to the Holy Trinity offense
Religion and ethical… yea you might have to double check that one
Humans and ethical… yea you might have to double check that one.
Jesus is not you.
If the white Sox can use the powers of the pope, this should be legal too
It is legal
Protestants vs Catholics
The Martin Luther Bowl
They even came down to the court and gave blessings to the players during pregame.
They had every advantage they even had the busty women sit behind the thunder to distract them
The busty woman was behind the Spurs bench again
Or maybe there were more than one
Let’s check in with Chuck
Any screenshots? Asking for science
https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/GE1e1CW0Ny
Nah the ones you’re talking about were behind the spurs bench again down the row from me. Super annoying. All they do the whole game is take photos of each other for their wanna be influencer insta garbage.
“influencer” (it’s OF)
Yeah 4 tits = 2 women. Unless you’re a typical Redditor. I’m pretty sure they all watch alien cartoon porn.
Wemby?
Links?
They had everything: nuns, big tittied women, an alien
they also beat the OKC mascot to death
Hey that wasn’t us, it was Mark Henry. Dude ran out of wrestlers to induct into the Hall of Pain so he’s turned to basketball mascots. He’s a menace!
Sounds like an snl Stephon sketch
Needs more midgets to clear
Also missing the name of the hottest club right now.
The Dirty Churro
This game had everything.
Including a Stephon.
dan cortese
What ass & tits does to a mf
They bussed them in from Dallas
I need the sauce!!!
Twitter got their @’s
And the picture that was posted by one of them
I actually checked Spurs vs Knicks record to see how many games of Only Fans models in vip seating level we’d get in nba Finals. These gals will bring better ratings than Timmy Chalamet.
This is going to be deleted by the mods soon, but it’s an excellent shit post and valid question.
They better fucking not, this is the kinda in-depth basketball talk I live for.
Okc is gonna counter by praying to the ref gods to call their BS in games 5 and 6
u/LemonButterRum in peak offseason form and it’s not even June
Strip clubs harden vs San Antonio nuns.
Who ya got?
Mods are gay.
Our sub resorted to cult rituals and resulted in Wemby throwing an elbow to the neck so I’d say it’s fair for the spurs. Higher power is not off the table.
Someone didn’t study the incantation, swapped some word around like Ash in Evil Dead.
Live by the Etsy Witch, die by the Etsy Witch
if I remember corectly didn’t Siakam get possessed by demons during a team huddle last year’s Finals? People have been doing it for a while now
We need more coins
The “A” in SGA stands for agnostic
Shai Gehenna Awaits
Thunder played the Foster card. Think the Nuns was appropriate retaliation.
the extender isn’t going to take this one lightly
i predict we see him in a game 7 seeking vengeance
Nah he’ll be back for game 6 so it can go 7
what if they put the extender on a back to back? ungodly
Hence the nuns
I’ve heard this one before
Game 5, only homeless people get courtside seats
Foster is the series extender. With the Spurs down 1-2, Foster is in the Spurs corner
Brought out the Foster card and lost the free throw battle 32-18
I always find it funny that players thank God like he favours one team over another. Need to check if He has a FanDuel account. Talk about a betting scandal.
As an atheist, I’d believe in God too if I was making over $20M per year to play basketball
Legitimately a reason so many pro athletes are religious. How else can you rationalize the insane compensation?
Bro I’d believe in whatever they want me to believe and pray 5 times a day on my knees if it mean I get to make league minimum as bench warmer for like 5-10 years
Don’t even need the $20m
Yup that part. I’d spend a year with the monks if it meant I’d be set for life. One year of prayer for a lifetime of freedom
We really need the losing team to start blaming Jesus
There’s a CollegeHumour video on this where a guy blames God for losing the game
George Carlin has a funny routine on this topic
I actually think God prefers a mid team, then just bandwagons throughout the playoffs. Probably a Magic and Titans fan.
These are the kind of post I’ve been waiting for
The Bulls would never lose if the Pope would just watch from the stands
Let’s hope they don’t bring the nuns to Okc lol
I’ll drive them there if I have to
Just imagine the nuns and Coach Pop in a station wagon road-tripping it up I-35 to OKC.
Kornet suggested this in his lockerroom interview lol
Spurs will need the nuns after the Thunder’s Cherokee witch doctor casts their spell!
I would expect Jesus to be into baseball, not basketball. I learn something new everyday
I would think He’d really be all over lacrosse.
Dude you know how many Jesús there are in baseball?
Angels in the Outfield could be a good next watch for you
Haven’t you heard that Jesus Saves. Passes to Moses. Shoots! Scores!
He plays for the Edmonton Oiler and his number is 97 my good sir. He has no time for other sports while he carrries that bumass city.
I feel like jesus would be into Soccer
Actually Rugby Union is known as “the game they play in heaven”
this game had everything. busty women, nuns, wemby half court 3, mark henry
I’m gonna take my talents from Pistons fandom to Spurs fandom because of those busty women
Signature SGA on the floor moment too
wemby spent the summer with monks and the spurs are up 22 in game 4. the spirituality pipeline is real and the NBA needs to investigate
okc’s counter is sga falling down and hoping god doesn’t have a whistle
Chuck wasn’t lying about San Antonio women
Nun meta
Jesus died for our sins, of course he’d be against flopping
OKC needs to summon the devil, obviously
It kinda reminds me of the Pacers’ run last year with the crazy Haliburton dark magic game winners jokes.
Spurs fans have known Rick Carlisle to be a warlock from back in his Dallas days.
Well, the Thunder have a pastor do a prayer before the anthem at every home game, so if anything the nuns are the Spurs’ counter
Seriously?
Spurs just might matter on judgement day
I really just hope they had double shot frozen margaritas in them cups🙏🏿
Spurs better get those nuns on a flight to OKC for game 5
What’s the Oklahoma equivalent? Dumping salary money into a televangelist scheme?
Here comes Sgatan 👺
Well, OKC does play a “bad faith” version of basketball.
OKC holds a pregame public prayer every home game.
Hey, don’t blame the Spurs if the big guy is sick of OKCs bs
Is the Pope not a Knicks fan ?
gonna be a Nuns vs Danhausen finals
Jesus wasn’t no flopper, hard fouls only.
I don’t have the bible handbook, what bonuses does blessing of the nuns convey? adv on shots?
If Whoopi Goldberg wasnt in there, it aint cheating
Yes it was & I like it
I think it’s fair since OKC channels the power of Satan
Gotta be a Jazz fan
Leave Wemby out of this
If the nuns are bringing the vibes from above, OKC gotta start praying to that baddie below.
They’re fighting a legion of hellspawn, so… no?
Biblical ass whooping
Promised to us
Where is Spurs Jesus, btw? He used to be a regular during playoffs.
If the White Sox can have the Pope, this seems like small potatoes tbh
I mean it’s not like Oklahoma could get more religious.
Whatever it takes
From the Wikipedia article I read about these Nuns. This was a group of Spurs fans that went to every game back in the 80-90’s.
When Charles Barkley talked trash about San Antonio women, these were the ladies he was referring to. One after the other they became Nuns to shed this label.
These days they laugh about it.
Thunder Floppers are scared of the nuns.
OKC playing some wrestling basketball while Spurs was playing with holy power ups.
I’d say it’s even now.
“How can OKC counter?”
Hail Satan
As someone who isn’t very religious I think that due to the fact that a lot of players are, every team should have 2 or 3 nuns on staff 😂
OKC has already tapped into Satan
OKC is demonic they never stood a chance
OKC is aligned with Satan, this is the natural course of things
God is french, you didn’t know ?
First, through the power of god all things are possible
It was fine when it happened with Kendrick
The Spurs just wanted God to have some eye witnesses to the flopping
Jesus would have wanted it this way
OKC should create a new mascot called the prophet Muhammad and broadcast it to the world..
~ Seattle Resident.
Thunder did the good team thing where you look like the worst team ever and score zero points one game in a series. Trust all champions do it
kornet playing some christian ball
Allahu akbar
Have you seen the referees this game? Those dumb ass calls for SGA is beyond evil. Those damn referees need to be exorcised hence the Nuns.
“We flattened their fingers. We branded their buns. Nothing is working…”
It was similar to Siakim voodoo in game 6 last year
Mods plz don’t delete this
Nuns are just putting everybody on, it’s right to be suspicious.
Even God rooting against OKC
Nah. They’ve had Spurs Jesus for years already.
Apparently, he turned out to be a dick, which is an obvious risk when you put your faith in someone purporting to be the Messiah.
If getting religion on your side helps imagine how good the Jazz are going to be now that they’re coming out of tank mode. Markkanen, Kessler, Keyonte, JJJ, Ace, 2026 2nd overall draft pick, and the angel Moroni? Gonna be hard to beat
Well they used the AC last time to slow down Lebron
Is there a Dinger equivalent in the nba
Not only that but they had an alien presence in the arena. Giving them an extraterrestrial and supernatural boost that the Thunder couldn’t overcome. I think Thunder can get Santa or the Easter Bunny for Game 5 since they are in their offseason.
Okc needs to go back to their old rivals pacers to get in contact with the devil
I’m saving my Spurs Jesus candle for the finals
The Nuns were there to exorcise the flopping demons out of Shai
Well the Pacers channeled the Devil last year and they almost did it but just fell short, maybe Jesus will get the job done instead
It works for the White Sox
Shai making some weird sacrifice to the fashion gods as we speak.
Crocs with tuxedos, socks with slides, Pleated chaos nobody hides. Neon leopard, clashing plaid, Summon all the taste gone bad. By the cargo shorts of doom, By cheap cologne in every room, By fedoras tipped with pride, Fashion demons, now arise.
Crocs with tuxedos, socks with slides,
Pleated chaos nobody hides.
Neon leopard, clashing plaid,
Summon all the taste gone bad.
By the cargo shorts of doom,
By cheap cologne in every room,
By fedoras tipped with pride,
Fashion demons, now arise.
Spurs have those nuns and the Knicks have the Villanova pope.
And Danhausen.
Heaven AND Hell working overtime for the Knicks.
Sister Jean sends her regards.
“AND NOW…starting for the Spurs…he’s 5’5, 130 pounds…all the way from Bethlehem… JESUSSSSS CHRIST!”
Devine intervention wins every time
Probably not
Somebody should tell the Bulls.
Being a nun must be pretty lucrative if they can afford those seats.
I mean the knicks did it first with the Villanova based pope so its fair game
Obviously OKC needs to get the antichrist on their side
+15 holy power
OKC has been performing satanic rituals in their locker room all season the Spurs bringing out the nuns is only fair
lol the OG’s know the nuns were always a thing, especially doing our championship runs in the early 2000s
Spurs have the support of the monks the nuns and the aliens
Not an advantage. The Spurs need it against the Dark Arts tech OKC has employed the past few years.
spiritual basketball
It’s just like the Pacers last year man, except they were doing black magic, so maybe this one won’t backfire on the Spurs
OKC already in league with Satan; they started it
Well we all saw Castle killing Hartenstein in game 2. And apperently they brought him back as a ghoul with necromancy. So it’s totally allowed to call in the nuns at this point.
Look at the East, DA Pope clearly put in a good word for his Nova boys
san antonio spurs can now attribute to “the bat game”, “the a/c game”, and now “the holy game”
It is necessary to fight the evil
As an atheist, these tactics are making me question
I mean the nuns wear spurs team colors every day… if only nba refs wore nfl ref colors standard black and white.
Nothing’s stopping the Thunder from doing the same.
WWE wrestler Danhousen uncursed the Knicks, anything is on the table.
Part of his gimmick is telling people they are cursed, then unfortunate things start happening to the cursed person.