Luke Kornet receives a blessing from the Salesian Sisters
It’s over for OKC
It hasn’t helped the Bulls.
Hey now we got the 4th pick and a new GM!
God was too busy helping the Bears
You ain’t heard, god is putting the good work into the White Sox now.
Hell yeah they’re just “mediocre” now instead of “historically bad, breaking decades old records bad”
It takes a lot of God’s power to turn the White Sox mediocre. It’s why the Bulls still won’t be good next year.
Get the big guy a mana potion
Baby steps
Im dying laughing about this thread and I got no dog. Super funny friends.
San Antonio is blessed with the Missions all over town.
What’re you gonna do when the sister act comes for you, brother
If Spurs ever get to the finals vs. the Knicks, then we’d see the Salesian Sister’s blessing against Danhausen’s curse
They have God on their side.
But what about anime?
This is the moment I knew the Spurs got it.
You think OKC doesn’t have their own team of witches ready for game 5?
God has a lot on his plate, ffs. War, famine, and now he’s playing assistant coach for the Spurs too…
This is the most San Antonio shit I’ve ever seen
There was Spurs Jesus too before he let it get to his head
https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2020/01/17/spurs-jesus-receiving-major-backlash-after-saying-spurs-organization-doesnt-appreciate-me/
Bro just needs to start a podcast. Then talk about how social media cancelled him and the liberal city of checks notes San Antonio cancelled him. /s
To be fair, SA does swing blue every election.
Don’t all of the top 4 TX cities do? Doesn’t say much
I mean, yeah? No our fault that the huge amounts of rural land in Texas vote red.
Pretty sure Fort Worth is like the biggest city swinging red in the US
I can’t get over that guys forehead in that photo in the link
Is SA a religious city?
The place is named after a literal Saint
So is San Francisco
I mean, once you look past the right wing propaganda of “San Francisco is a woke communist devil-worshipping hellhole,” you’ll realize that there is a good amount of Catholics in SF.
Plenty of anti-abortion marches and protesting of Planned Parenthood.
Lots of filipinos and mexicans = lots of Catholics
There is one thing they got right though.. we are actually turning all the frogs gay
Better than whatever Nintendo did to my boi Slippy
*To Hermaphrodites.
It fucked with their hormone levels.
It would be more correct to say they were turning the frogs trans. But the right don’t need that ammo.
That’s just kind of how it goes in the US south west though, lots of Hispanics which means a lot of Catholics as a result
Who is Fran Cisco, and why is she so sad?
haha yeah Saint Anthony. i also didnt get it at first until my brain translated San Antonio to St Anthony
That is how translation works, yes.
The brain is a pathway to many abilities.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from the Texas Public School system.
My confirmation saint!
My hometown is (allegedly) named after a keep. Doesn’t mean there are a lot of knights here.
My town is named after a fort and there was never even a fort here!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I feel like an idiot for not realizing that haha.
It’s not any more religious than any other Texas city but it is significantly more Catholic than any other major Texas city
pew 23⁄24 70% christian same as okc but san antonio is much more catholic
It’s a very Catholic city
The actual “Geographic Center ” for the city of San Antonio is the “alter” inside the San Fernando Cathederal in downtown San Antonio. So if you are driving to the city of San Antonio and see a sign that says “248 miles to San Antonio”…you are actually 248 miles from the alter inside the San Fernando Cathaderal
For a little history, the San Fernando Cathedral in San Antonio is the oldest continuously functioning religious community in Texas and the oldest standing church in the state. It is historically and culturally significant for serving as the geographic heart of the city, a sanctuary during the Alamo, and the modern site of major cultural events ….During the 1836 Battle of the Alamo, the cathedral served as a temporary hospital and fortress, and it is the site where Mexican General Santa Anna famously flew the “No Quarter” flag. It is also the designated resting place for the remains of Alamo defenders like Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, and William B. Travis. Deep Cultural Roots: Founded on March 9, 1731, by 16 families from the Canary Islands, the cathedral has been the spiritual and communal anchor of San Antonio’s Hispanic and Catholic heritage for nearly 300 years.
Oh wow, what a Rabbit Hole. Thought it was just another one of those religious cities, didn’t realize it had all this historical and spiritual context dating back centuries. Thank you.
Yeah, SA is a very Latino Catholic city.
It’s in Texas, so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yeah
All kinds of weapon now, including nuns.
At this point, Spurs ought to invoke the unholy
You mean Scott Foster?
Even the unholy pray to fight off The Extender
My boys should’ve worn garlic last year I stg
Hes gonna be there for game 6 don’t you worry
The ghost of Joey Crawford?
Do the Spurs have the Mandate of Heaven? Many are asking
“It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size. For where the sisterhood gathers, the first lesson is that all the girls are one, and the second is that the strike of one is the strike of all.”
What’s this from?
It’s the opening line of The Red Sister
first it was Etsy witches, then it’s Danhausen, now nuns.
It’s a spiritual battle at this point
Nuns… with Guns!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
If God is on the Spurs side then we can probably assume Satan would be a fan of the Thunder.
Shaitan
top tier
Insane find, especially because thats how Satan is pronounced in many countries
And by Sean Connery
Sean Connery saw how his name is written and thought that’s how the letter S works throughout the English language.
Lmao
Haha I laughed while pronouncing it like him. Thx😄
And in The Wheel of Time 🤣
Does this make MD Ishamael?
Caruso is Sammael for sure
And Castle is definitely Nynaeve 🤣
Ludolf Hitler
In fact it’s the correct pronunciation
Ludortfer
The spelling is accurate in hindi😭😭
Good lord, that’s a good one.
Lmao that is literally what the devil is called in Hindi
Shai’tan
god damn u think in 3D i love that
Lmao the spelling is accurate too
“We knew…” – every culture with islamic influence in its history
I heard lucifer personally taught Shai how to foul bait.
Sure, but let’s leave Harden out of this.
Lucifer has many disciples
The contrapositive works better here. We know satan is an okc fan.
We knew this already
hahaha the Devil himself
What’s the story behind this? Didn’t catch what was going on during the broadcast.
They’re just nuns who are Spurs fans. Kornet is a Catholic (remember he shut down stripper night in Atlanta) and so probably just asked them for a blessing.
Whatever helps improve the Wembyless minutes atp, I don’t care.
That first stint tonight was a solid showing overall, we’ll see if it keeps up
Ahem magic city night is not stripper night. It was intended to be a celebration of atlanta’s cultural aesthetic and chicken wings /s
Another distinguished gentleman I see🧐
One is not a distinguished gentleman until they go to magic city and eat the blessed wings. I am therefore not a distinguished gentleman
Lemon pepper wet***
These kinds of fuckin’ comments is why I come to this sub so regularly. The flair just made it 🧑🍳
> Kornet is a Catholic (remember he shut down stripper night in Atlanta)
I can guarantee you stripper nights across America see tons of Catholics practicing and lapsed.
I think most people (even catholics) understand there is a difference between me going to a strip club vs me using a massive platform that tries to appeal to famlies to advertise for said strip club.
Sure but he justified his Catholicism in why he needed to speak out on it.
I mean, just look at them in those jerseys! The media loves them and so does everyone else. They cut to them no less than 10 times during the coverage and Reggie was gushing. Just some wholesome, hometown SA goodness! (I’m atheist)
It’s hard not to love nuns
He needs all the help he can get, those Wembyless minutes are brutal.
He’s a devout catholic and gained a following amongst nuns throughout the country
The sisters saw his playoff on/offs and decided he needs some help
They said you need this every time Wemby goes to the bench and you come in OKC go on a 12-2 run let us bless you real quick
https://apple.news/A7siWoa6lSX6AbD6PO1rX0g
This is a news story they did about them. My great aunt is one of the sisters.
This is really cool! Your great aunt is an awesome lady.
The league noticed the viral OF girls sitting behind the Spurs coach and immediately pivoted to nuns.
Haha right. Camera man angle no face either.
It’s nun of your business
These nuns have followed the Spurs since the 90’s to help better understand the kids in their area.
The broadcast eventually updated as to why they have shown support for so long.
“Sister Mary Francis! I haven’t eaten in days can you please buy my family some groceries?”
“Bless you child, I have to buy Spurs playoffs tickets.”
Nun: shut your mouth and D up little Timmy, or else I’m gonna hit you with Jesus’ favorite move: the crossover
And verily I say unto thee- he who does not pass the rock shall not see heaven
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
Game 6: wanna see me do it again?!
I am not saying thats bullshit but if I was a nun and I wanted to watch some elite playoff basketball, that would be my excuse
Even Jesus is against SGA tonight.
Jazz need to make the playoffs so we can see Mormons vs Catholics
Filipowski vs anti Magic City crusader for the holier than thou award is going to be CINEMA
He always is: Spurs Jesus
Gonna need divine help to stay on the floor longer against this OKC squad.
Very wholesome.
I want to see James Harden get blessed by strippers to balance karma.
Just spritzing his forehead with body spray instead of holding up the rosary
It’s pretty cute tbh
“Dear Lord, please do not let me lose the non-Wemby minutes tonight. Please Lord. Amen” - Luke Kornet maybe
God loves ethical ball
The nuns should bless SGA, the severe arthritis on that boy must be the devil’s work
Buy those nuns a ticket to OKC
Some real Sister Act vibes here.
As a former Roman Catholic now atheist, I can’t help but to find this wholesome as fuck.
For real, I’m an ex-catholic too, and this shit is heartwarming.
whatever happens tonight is God’s plan
fly these nuns to every game for the rest of the spurs season
God saw how the Thunder play ball and was like “not on my watch”.
Aw I knew folks who worked at John Bosco and visited the school once. A challenged community but some really dedicated teachers and parents.
+2 luck.
Monk Wemby, Blessed Kornet. Let’s get Camelot knight Castle and start a new crusade 😂
Can a man touched by God be foul-baited by Shai “Keeps pretending other men touch him” GA?
Damn they know ball
This shit really worked. My faith restored??
Knicks got the pope
Nah hes from Chicago
Big Nova fan so he’s got us this playoffs
They have Danhausen.
Holy City
It worked!
Now the spurs have the power of God, basketball, and anime on their side!?
ONE OF THOSE NUNS IS MY AUNT!! WAT!!
Irl White Mage buff.
He had the best performance he’s had all series
If I’m Shai and OKC i’m flying in Buddhist monks from Thailand and Cambodia
Looks like Spurs are on their way to be 1-0 when Korent gets blessed by the Salesian Sisters
Lmao 666 upvotes when I saw this
Hali and the 2025 Pacers were influenced by the devil, as if they had sold their souls.
The 2026 Spurs work through the power of Christ.
Aura.
Unintentionally funny clip seeing the nuns watching intimately with loud chants of “FLOPPER!” in the background 😂
He gonna pass on that durability and stamina blessings to Wemby.
Damn. and he played good today, nice defense in those Wemby less minutes. held it down pretty good.
He has the power of God AND anime on his side.
+10 Defense from unethical hoops
This is an extra special blessing since I think the pope is probably a Bulls fan
Has anyone crossposted this to r/nbaww or do I need to bc this is adorable
SGA is Satan confirmed?
Is it legal to receive buffs before game starts?
Amen
Watch suddenly he becomes Wemby
100,000 blessings for Kornet.
Luke is awesome
Luke is the best wish he was still with the ☘️
Is that legal?
This proves it. God is on our side. We are the good guys. Oklahoma has flopped their way straight out of Heaven.
Would
After the Attack on Titan edit Spurs have the power of God and Anime on their side
getting that holy cleric buff
was hoping the salesian sisters were them big booty hoes sitting courtside in SA
So what if it’s knicks and spurs and the nuns run up against Danhausen?
May the flopping be exorcised.
Luke Kornet getting blessed by nuns before a WCF game is the most unexpected subplot of the entire playoffs and I have no notes.
Spurs gotta bring those nuns with them on a roadtrip to OKC lol
Spurs need divine intervention just to stop OKC.
Go Dores!
Learned from Siakam 🥹
Do those nuns have supernatural powers?
Kornet not playing a lot of mins this game
Amen. Its worked tonight.
Okay so spurs have jesus coming off the bench. Still gonna lose the wemby-less minutes tho :/
Does this mean we can get Danhausen vs. Nuns in the finals if the Spurs can win the series?
I guess it worked 🙏😄
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