[Highlight] Wemby’s reaction to a reporter saying “A lot of guys took turns on SGA”
The French invented the crepe and the ménage a trois.
This is like the fourth Talladega Nights reference I’ve seen in this sub in the last 12 hours.
You just broke my bro’s arm, now you’re about to get tasered!
I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Chip, I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew
Save me Tom Cruise!
*Help me Tom Cruise! Use the witchcraft to get the fire off me!
hakuna matata bitch!
You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of it’s mouth
How about you say you like really thin pancakes, that’s a fair compromise, no?
Don’t you do it Ricky, these colors don’t run!
IM ALL HYPED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!
If your not first your last
Aw hell Ricky, I was high when I said that! Well that doesn’t make any sense at all! “First or last.” I mean, you could be second, third, fourth. Hell, you could even be fifth!
I told you I don’t want the damn onions on my steak
This is egregious! We were cellmates!
What are you saying right now!? I built my whole life around that!
That’s not right at all Ricky, there’s second!
World might be healing
That last one there is pretty cool.
I am a racing driver just like you, except I am from Formula Un
Ricky, remember: the field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night
I had a whole mess of crepes this morning
“He’s giving you an easy out”
“These colors don’t run, break it.”
ménage a pause
Eiffle tower
https://imgur.com/a/u7DELYg
And existentialism
“… Existentialism…”
Just need another 7 footer in there for the Eiffel Tower
Pause
Arété
Wemby probably
It would just be “pause” in french.
Arrêté is “stop”
No no, he’s making a reference to the famous French player Ron Arété, though these days he’s known as Metta Paix Mondiale.
Never forget the Malice au Palais
Sometimes this sub is so fucking dumb and I love it
pronounced as “poos”?
If you were to sound it out English it would be more like “poz” with the “po” making the same sound as it does in “poke”
Pronounced similarly to the English word “pose”
Pronounced the same as the french word “pose” too.
This is so fucking funny if you’re south african
I’m not south African but I still found it funny. Am I going to die?
Oui
Je suis la mort :(
I just recently started listening to it is what it is with Cam’ron and Ma$e and they say pause to everything lmao. can’t wait to hear how many pauses they say to this lol
🖐️🤪🤚
this is really a 22 year old kid lmfao WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I’m 38 and when I grow up I wanna be just like Wemby.
League fucked
Not every boomer is a boring fuck. You could be 60 and still have the same reaction. And the reporter knows. It’s deliberate phrasing for a reaction/clips
This emoji got me actually laughing 😆
https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-nba-nba-freaky-victor-we-victor-wembanyama-gif-16934635518372184734
Uhhhhhhhh
The defense went hard on SGA while still being gentle and double teamed him all night. They limited his ball handling and movement. It was hard to stop SGA though. There were times he just took it to the hole, penetrating and was banging down low when Wemby was taking a break. For the Spurs to win, they definitely need to continue having guys take turns. SGA will find ways to put the team on his back though, and we could see him taking more shots from deep.
Gotta admit he’s doing a great job penetrating their bigs and sucking the D in
It’s not just the penetration… it’s his ability to finish after he’s penetrated that’s really special.
I’m actually impressed by his penetration and finishing speed. Especially being able to perform multiple times a night.
Not just multiple times a night but every night, no matter how strong and hard the D is he’s always consistent, able to get inside and finish, even stroke it from deep no matter who is pressing up against him.
Them young boys coming.
And they have been there before and can handle it night after night.
I was surprised at how resilient he is penetrating the inside despite multiple bodies getting thrown at him everytime he tries to force himself inside. Just the swarming and hard D didnt faze him.
I am laughing way too hard at ts.
Best comment Convo I’ve read in a while. Crying from laughing.
what the fuck are you guys talking about
Asa Akira
I believe the young men of today would classify her as unc faps
Saran Itou or Mizuki Maya better
Big ass women in San Antonio!
Basketball
Sometimes I wonder if SGA can’t take it, effectively finish and that’s why he’s off balance or on the floor. Then he reminds us why he’s the MVP and turns it on
Doris Burke ass statement
Yea if you don’t get to finish then penetration is pretty pointless.
Wemby’s best quality is leaving penetrators with blue balls. They can get all the way to the hole but he denies their release.
“sucks the d in and then sprays it out to the open man”
i swear i’ve heard that before
Jason Terry is that you
I’ve never played basketball but I’ve been told I’m also really good at doing that
Very well said, have you seen the play where SGA strokes a flat point blank jumper but got afraid of Wemby’s frame in front of him and he decided to hug and bang Wemby from behind, making Wemby smile
You can see Wemby contemplating handing out the People’s Elbow for a second there too.
Wemby is not afraid to use his whole body on D. He is scary at the rim. He makes penetrating even harder and will grab the ball before the other team has a chance.
Keep these three from any writing nba prompts please.
Even when SGA kept flopping, the spurs were solid on their relentless aggression.
And just when we think SGA has had enough and things aren’t going his way, he finds the hole and slams it in. Spurs kept it up though
“When a guys banging you, you spin off of him. Because you can feel his body”
Bro
We’ve seen a ton of guys get double teamed. Not really a novel approach. It’s the triple teaming that really gets me excited. Such a small hole to fit that last guy into but if you can figure it out, it’s absolutely breathtaking to watch. (And experience if you’re a top guy like SGA, but who among us can really expect to take on 3 dudes at his level. He’s MVP for a reason.)
Teams will always adjust to good officiating and that’s why we didn’t see anyone in foul trouble across a double OT game. All games should be reffed like this one.
If SGA needs to rely on taking more shots from deep, then they are cooked. That is not his game
SGA can handle all the bodies thrown at him. He’s not too bad from deep either and if he finds his stroke, it’s going in.
He’s not too bad from deep on extremely low volume. He makes like 2 3s a game and has never shot 40% from there in his life even with the low volume lol
SA guards continually attacking the rim
The problem with SGA is that once he penetrates at the rim and finishes all over the rock hard Spurs D, he tends to become floppy, trying to draw a foul.
“when a guy is bangin you…”
“He sucked the life out of him”
“I’m fuckin a grown man right now”
Cam was straight tripping with that. What kind of sentence structure even is that?
It’s perfectly cromulent
“he’s so looong”
“You’re a boy in a man’s world. And I’m a man who loves to play with boys.”
“them young boys is comin”
Ah cmon
Chuck just giving up sent me into orbit that night
“You spin off of em because when you can feel their body…”
Shaq just silently fighting for his life always gets me in that clip
“he opened my hole and spit in it”
“Up at their tiny post, Ryan and his team were being pounded”
“I just busted right inside him, he can’t extend on me anymore, and he seems a little overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage”
SGA and Wemby certainly had their moment last night
“IF THIS BROTHA HAD A FEW MORE INCHES… OH LORD, DONT GET ME SALIVATING”
“Swallowed him up”
The reporters gotta be doing it on purpose at this point lol
Nah they’re just old and don’t view what they’re saying as sexual.
When I was working at Best Buy, we used to sell these handheld massager things. Some old dude, mid 60’s probably, walks in and asks “Where are the vibrators?” With 100% earnesty, only to find out he meant a regular handheld massager. So yeah, I think older people don’t realize the connotations of what they’re saying to us whippersnappers
He was definitely fucking with you lol I’ve never heard anyone refer to a massage anything as a vibrator
Nope. Thats what people called them. This is definitely believable.
I very well know what a vibrator is, and I’ve just forgotten the word “massager” and said vibrator as a substitute
Now, I knew what I was doing, but the person I was talking to knew what I was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2L-feyOgyA
have you heard of the “magic wand” handheld massager….cause that thing is a vibrator for 99% of the owners. The amazon reviews are a lot of fun to read.
As an old person myself, we are well aware of human sexuality.
No no. The kids invented sex.
we are. We just don’t have to make everything a sex joke. It’s so constant and it gets very annoying.
There was way more sex in movies in the 70s, 80s and early 90s. I really don’t know how a 60 year old guy wouldn’t know what a vibrator is.
Also “they took turns on XYZ tonight” is very common basketball speak
Lmao do you people think no one over the age of 40 has ever had sex or made a sexual joke? Jesus Christ this sub really is all children.
Come on most people would understand the connotations of this phrasing, especially journalists.
it’s just not a weird thing to say, it would be impossible to get a sentence out if you had to avoid the entire innuendo minefield that some people will snicker at
“we live in a homophobic society”
“We definitely have a lot of gay players in sports”
I believe it.
Did SGA come out of the closet already?
Bruhhh he said they were relentless 😂😂🤣
No safe word
My favorite player with an internal pause moment
Media training protocol kicked in quick
Pause.
Play.
OKC is having trouble with Wemby’s length down low.
They seem a little overwhelmed by his girth and tonnage.
Hartensteins turn was short and quick
That’s why he won the DP of the year award. They can feel him when he is in and they don’t have the length to match.
Wemby is still 22, lol
What’s pause in French?
Le pause
*LePause
In the Spurs organization this stage of development is referred to as ManuPause
LeMaoooo
Le right.
Keep going
I’m going to trust the Canadian here.
“Yeah we run a train on him”. Wemby, 2026
Lé ayo 🥖 🇫🇷 🧍♂️
When you’re out there banging a guy
22 year olds still have 12 year old humor in 22 year old bodies, even 7’4” ones
People forget that shit when they’re constantly putting them under a microscope lmao. Just because they’re giant doesn’t mean they don’t have the same dumb ass thoughts that normal sized people in their early 20s have
What am I missing here?
Edit: I get it now you dirty kids. 😂
It’s implied that Wemby took the statement as an unintentional joke of the Spurs running a train on SGA.
Taking turns doing what?
Reminds me when Obama said in a medal of honor speech “up in their tiny post ryan and his team were being pounded,” and the guy was trying to hold in laughter.
Wait for your turn and you’ll see 😂
I liked the Carter Bryant on SGA minutes.
Love Carter Bryant in general. He’s the x-factor in their progression imo. If he works out he’s the perfect wing since they already have the guards and bigs figured out.
He was hounding SGA offball, like if OKC played like him tonight there would be talks abt refs and OKC getting away with everything on D, please dont take this the wrong way cause im trying to downplay how good Bryant was, im just trying to say he was an absolute DOG on SGA and didnt let him do a lot by being physical (im not trying to victimize OKC, im just trying to explain to the best of my limited english how good and physical he was)
I thought the last game reffed extremely fairly.
I don’t mind the physicality but the refs have to keep it fair and consistent
Castles dunk on SGA in OT should have been called a foul, but SGA missed a layup that probably should have been a foul too.
If they ref every game like yesterdays, I think most people will be happy. It just has to be consistent. I want the Cavs/Knicks or whoever plays in the finals to be reffed like yesterday.
Ayo
Eliminated in the last round with the TWolves.
I love this kid
Phrasing
LMFAO.
FUCK OKC!!!
SacreAyoó
Wemby: “you gotta say pause after that”
Yeah im buying his jersey idc anymore. First time I’ve ever bought a player’s jersey.
We’re not doing phrasing anymore?
Pardon le gauche
Those books Wemby reads in the locker room are by The Marquise de Sade
SGA gangbang confirmed.
PHRASING!
“woah thats some gay sh*t”
Wemby like me frfr
“Im juggling two balls”
Sometimes we forget hes still basically a kid lol
They clapped those MVP cheeks for sure
r/nbacirclejerk
In the end SGA got Champagnie switched on him whenever he wanted it. He feasted on those plays. If OKC had just kept spamming that then they would’ve won. Instead Ajay tried to be the hero with a stupid 3 with 20 seconds on the shot clock, and JDub also took a ridiculous tough and unnecessary mid range shot. I’m sure their coaching staff is going over these plays today.
To me it looks more like he’s reacting to the microphone popping up.
After LeBron hangs it up it’s Wemby league
Bro been hanging out with Harper and Bryant too much 😂
Why do I feel like that is guys like Harper and Castle rubbing off on him lol
They’re doing what now?
Wendy totally looked like the startled blinking slightly shaking his head guy meme
It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact
The kid is, I’m afraid, brainrotted like the rest of us.
Real talk SGA finally got the same defensive looks that curry has gotten for almost his entire career minus the 3 KD seasons and shat himself. It’s a joke that he has as many MVPs as Steph, they aren’t even in the same league
There’s so many sexual innuendos in sports that its normal at this point.
I see what he means…
The image of his team taking turns on SGA popped in his head 😌
Relentless.
Damn dude.
Now that’s some good analysis. Stephen A could learn a thing or two.