People talk about Three headed dragon but Spurs Trifecta is the real deal. 100% wintate

They got their own videos of getting cooked by them

Every time those three hit the court it’s over. Literally.

if Olynyk is wearing proper basketball socks you know your team is cooked

I just watched a playoff olynyk pull up 3 in 2026

Crazy because wasn’t olynyk significant cog on that bubble heat team that went to the finals? This stage aint new to him.

akin to the cigar / Bronny sub

I still remember when Biyombo was a young and upcoming “Lebron Stopper” and Lebron’s already in his 30s. Now he’s a victory cigar end of bench player and Lebron is still an All NBA caliber player.

Olynyk missed his calling being an And-1 street hooper. He had several slick dimes that the rest of the 3rd stringers blew every time

Raptors fans have to love seeing biyombo out there. Also Wemby seems to love having him on the team

If Olynyk, Biyombo AND Plumlee are playing at the same time, I’m afraid you need to disband your franchise

Literally. I think he was trying to build the Eiffel tower in Minnesota for Rudy with all those bricks

As a Spurs fan, Randle was irreplaceable in pissing Wemby off and getting him off of his spots.

I think if he wouldn’t have been ejected in game 4 he would’ve had a tough time in 5 and 6 just from the physical play of Randle and co.

That amount of work really fucked Randle up on offense though. And wemby’s presence too,obviously. I think the wolves overestimated what Gobert was going to accomplish downlow as well.

But I think that the strategy fucked Randle moreso than Randle fucked Randle.

0 blocks 

Except he was 0/4.

Qui vit par l’épée périra par l’épée.

Every season he has a couple postseason games where people get fooled and they say HE HAS CRUSHED THE NARRATIVE.

Only to return to playoff Gobert like nothing happened.

No point arguing with a Gobert fan when you can just wait.

So, is Gobert worth five 1st round picks now?

Ah I recall the days of ol’ Dubious Handles. Diabolical nickname but so funny

how did he play himself off of the Wolves? I’d say he played himself on the Wolves, since nobody will be trading for him after these playoffs

I mean I think it’s fair to ask for more than zero, though. 

The spurs almost broke their record for most pts in the first half and put up 130+. Don’t think gobert did much defensively 

Being a 7’2 Center that can’t put up 10pts a game on lobs and put backs is an embarrassment

$43 million a year to not score points

Olynyk had like 4 or 5 of those, all of them wasted by Biyombo and Plumlee

This dumb as hell lmao.

Not only did they trade *five* FRP’s for him, but it’s the year of our Lord and Savior 2026. You have to play offense. If you don’t, you’re making your team play at a disadvantage. It might be fine to have a specialist 8th man nowadays, but you should expect more out of a starting center you traded so much for, on top of paying him ~$37M a year. You just can’t build a team with that hanging around your neck. Randle is definitely a problem, but like…

¿Por qué no los dos?

Rudy should get in the gym and learn some offensive game. Spend hundreds of hours just catching balls. Otherwise saying you get a pass on offence because you’re the 2nd best defender in the world means you’ll never go far.

The Gobert Bad agenda must continue, though.

He even started like 25 games last season, when Wemby was shut down for the rest of it. It was disgusting.