[Highlight] Keldon Johnson, uh, holds Naz Reid
Hand in the dookie jar
Diggin in twin’s butt
Searching for nuggets
Bobbin for apples
In the dookie jar lmao. If that wasn’t a typo, thats fucking hilarious.
I was going to say “cookie jar” and immediately realized dookie jar was right there lol
It was perfect
You nailed it. Well played haha.
Got nothing else going for me so thank you ha
That shit made my day
Well, you’ve won the internet for today. Congrats, here is a nice trophy.
🏆
Bless your soul that you think that was a typo
Only because most people arent that clever. Best comment ive seen all week. Had me cracking up irl lmao.
“And then I swear to god, this dude said Dookie instead of Cookie- funniest shit I’ve ever seen”
It was funny man. KJ put his hand straight up his keister.
reddit moment
godammit you bet me to it
Coach said to have D so tight you up in they shorts
Who stole the dookie from the dookie jar?
Picked his pocket
San Antonio Oil check
naz is ethically allowed to elbow him in the head now
Spurs comments two days ago lmao
Along with all the other posts about “MN is physical 😡we don’t do that 😭”
Series has been chippy as hell, Wemby is the bitch that took it too far
It should be physical, it’s the playoffs, unbelievable that they complained. We also have the worst free throw differential by a wide margin in the playoffs so far. So they call us for being physical.
he got kneed in the nuts literally right before by reid
But they don’t wanna talk about that, right u/goingtothegreek?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here. Wolves fans are fine with the Spurs’ physicality (and they’ve been super physical). Spurs fans are having a meltdown about the Wolves’ physicality.
Meanwhile exactly one person has purposely elbowed another person in the head/neck area.
Congrats on the win, enjoy it, chill out
You hit the nail on the head it’s really goofy coming from a fan base that’s allegedly “been here before”. I swear 80% of the outrage is manufactured by the media and social media too
>Wolves fans are fine with the Spurs’ physicality
The amount of wolves fans in the game threads complaining shows this to be a lie lmao. I have seen, numerous times, Wolves fans making the braindead take that “Victor has a special whistle ):”
Thought it was pretty funny though. This game the Wolves came out trying to talk shit to Victor, push him and grab him and it led to him immediately getting a massive dunk that caused Finch to call a time out and tell his guys to shut the fuck up lmao
Bruh you can’t make the gameplan “be physical as shit” then get mad when the opponent gets too physical back with you
I’m not mad lol the Spurs fans and the media are the ones painting this as one sided physicality.
It’s WWE
Too physical is a fucking Jon bones John’s intentional elbow to another players trachea after the fucking whistle was blown?
Yea, pretty sure that’s a while different thing….
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Unflaired, comments hidden, classic bitch behaviour
Wild how I don’t have a flair and I still have as much of a team as you do.
Naz didn’t deserve that shit. I think there’s an explanation of what wemby did but no excuses. With all that being said I feel like if someone “deserved” it that was Gobert or Randle.
Sometimes you gotta pay for the sins of your teammates. Just the way it goes sometimes. It had been building up the whole series and _someone_ was gonna get it. It was deserved regardless of who got it. Not really open to changing my mind on that one. Wolves could’ve fouled less. Refs could’ve fouled more. The only other choice Wemby had was to keep taking it. Fuck. That. Noise.
Thanks for the explanation John Madden
Absolutely crazy how that has been framed by the media and shit like the elbow was a reasonable response to the refs not calling enough fouls on the Wolves…..
Nah bro he’s allowed to pants him.
What does ethnicity have to do with this
Did you know that OJ Simpson’s wife fouled him all the time? It’s why he was found not guilty. He was just responding to the physicality, and he didn’t have a history as a dirty player so you can’t hold it against him.
And get tossed
All things considered, objectively hilarious
And not a single smile between them
That’s just boys being boys
Just guys being dudes
perfectly timed clip with crawfords commentary, idk what the reddit consensus is of this team of announcers, but im actually enjoying them and i used to really dislike reggie, seems like hes idk figured it out, or his corniness just fits good with this crew.
Why does this keep happening to Naz of all people 😭
I wish I had job security like NBA refs do. Who else can be so bad at their job and keep it like nothing’s happened?
How the hell did the refs miss that
Refs don’t call anything unless you flop
100% true on offensive fouls. They only get called when the defender flops or falls.
Probably took them too long to process what was happening and actually blow the whistle. They were just confused
The NBA as a product is like the WWE
Maybe it’s just me, but it feels like the refs are allowing wayyy more jersey grabbing and weird hugging this season. It’s not a basketball play and they should crack down on it. Allow real bball defence and get rid of the dirty shit.
lol, where the hell have you been?
Here’s a message for all nba fans, the refs do not get the benefit of watching the game in slow motion.
Like how the refs missed holds onto wemby?
They miss many many things in favor of the spurs
thunder alert!
We just played the lakers
Homeless man calls somebody broke moment right here
Lol, check out this glass house livin’ in motherfucker.
Nah they just haven’t been calling holds at all this series.
I know you fckin lyin
Little cave exploring never hurt anyone
Keldon the spelunker.
You must get a dhgate jersey with his number and spelunker as the name lol
I heard a caver got stuck
Jalen Brunson disagrees.
Just checking his oil. I see no wrongdoing
I don’t like the hypocrisy of Spurs fans necessarily, but Keldon is a perfect angel so I’m sure it was Reid’s fault
This fits my narrative so I choose to believe it
I think it’s possible that Keldon just saw his jersey was untucked and wanted to help him but, moving at NBA speed things just got a little difficult
My head cannon is that he was temporarily possessed by the ancient spirit of a Turkish oil wrestler and was tryin to perform the finishing move.
Hello Mr. Kanter Freedom. Glad to see you’re still following the NBA!
well said! Reid clearly tucked his shorts in Keldon’s hand and could have gotten himself ethically elbowed for his shenanigans! He got off easy on this one!
Wasn’t there a post crying about Naz grabbing Wembys shorts?
I’ve been told grabbing someone’s leg makes it ok to elbow them in the throat. I guess Keldon better keep his head on a swivel. Naz has a right to defend himself
Some analysts say players would think Naz is soft if he doesnt do something
It was an elbow to the nads, not just ‘grabbing his leg’
Ethical basketball right there
That’s on the refs.
Remember the Spurs only play ethical ball.
Lu Dort may trip someone
Draymond Green may stomp on someone
But they would never try to take off the shorts of their opponents
Only one team is giving out free ass play.
josh hart’s thumb says otherwise
Didn’t know Dwight Howard was still in the league
He’s just a lil nasty sometimes
both annoying ass fanbases but neither of them have made “ethical basketball” their identity
And some of their players humbly make their case for MVP after getting asked a canned question
Lol thunder fans in every spurs thread talking about ethical ball like spurs commit 0 fouls ever
Are you trying to say a tender moment like this is unethical?
How are Thunder fans so insecure lol yall won a championship
I ain’t insecure I’m just memeing cause I find Wemby being holier than now funny lmao
What winners can’t banter?
How are you idiots still running with this ethical narrative. When he said ethical basketball he meant sharing the ball around. There were like 7-8 spurs who averaged double digits this season
Yall are gonna have to get thicker skin if you guys are gonna have a yappin superstar who elbows people.
They should be used to this they had Bowen and horry
saltiness lmao. they took it a certain way, ignored wemby explaining it and ran with their version
Unfortunately is the state of NBA discourse
very
*Looks at flair*
😂
Dort has done a lot of things but he asks before slipping a thumb in.
Naz has been violated this series
You know you are playing tight defense when you are inside his pants.
Gotta be inside him showing your girth and tonnage
As is Spurs tradition, Naz has a right to defend himself and elbow Johnson in the neck
I’m not sure you guys can actually afford to have Naz ejected, your bench is kinda sad.
Natural basketball move
Damn I was hoping to see come cheeks
So was Kel
Wemby flop to start the game and Keldon giving out wedgies with no whistle but I gotta hear mfs on here talk about “ethical basketball” 😭
I thought I was the only one who pays for peacock
I mooch off my parents’ sub lol
I mean refs should call this shit
Centri butt hole motion
This is why I can’t take Spurs fans and their crying seriously. Its the playoffs. Everyone’s grabbing and hitting each other. Half the game is about what you can get away with.
I see you guys crying all over the threads lmao
I’ve never seen a fan base bitch over fouls like the Spurs have the last few days.
I mean the game thread was full of bitching about the refs from both sides. If you aren’t seeing that it’s probably due to your own bias. But 75% if that game thread was our fan bases bitching about the refs pretty evenly. The other 25% was thunder fans bitching about the refs.
Lmao. You can’t be serious. Your own fucking coach cries in nearly every post game about it. It’s fucking hilarious.
Did I say anything about coaches? Its their job to bitch on behalf of their guys. Mitch Johnson did it too. I’ve got no issue with that.
Spurs fans have been crying for days about how Wemby was justified freaking out because he gets fouled, when everyone is fouling everyone. Again half the game is about what you can get away with.
Most fans were not. But generalize more. My main point is your entire franchise is built on whining to the refs and the fans follow suit that I’ve seen
lol this a load of shit. But generalize more.
Keep crying
Its gone both ways brother. Ive seen tons of it in spurs thread, and I’ve seen it a ton from y’all. Lots of new fans on both sides I think, that don’t know what playoff basketball is supposed to be like.
Whole new meaning to “defend him so tight you’re in his shorts”
Ray Charles is the ref for this game
I love this shit I just wish spurs fans weren’t so soft
START DIGGIN IN YO BUTT TWIN
Ethical
Refs miss so many jersey grabs it’s wild McDaniel’s favorite trick and it’s hella smart if they aren’t gonna call it
emissions check
Wolves got a nice ass
Allowed to play football on defense
Someone’s gotta lose their shorts and undershorts on live tv before anything truly Changes.
He wanted some bootymeat
That’s how you get pinkeye
think you mean browneye
His hand was just a lil cold
The Dingleberry Defense
That’s just a natural butt-stuff motion
Naz like hol’ ma pocket
Can’t believe the refs let Naz Reid get away with this
Refs gotta be given dark glasses and walking stick
same thing Naz did to Wemby that made him throw the elbow
Playoff basketball
Pehlwani?
Reaching for the prison pocket
He took Ajay’s award
I suppose Naz should’ve punched him in the nuts in retaliation
I didn’t even see it during the play, im sorry but thats hilarious lmao. Yeah, should’ve called a foul
What are the spurs trying to do to Naz
Bro had a fist full of diaper.
Let’s go! 💪
You deserve it big man
Dude, when the coach said to stick to his jock strap, he meant that metaphorically
Let’s just play in the nude. Ratings for sure will go up.
Digging for fudge, always knew Keldon had a sweet tooth.
So Naz has legal and moral obligation to elbow the shit out of someone now right?
Reed having a week man 😅
The officiating is so awesome. I’m glad they have rules that they somehow don’t choose to actually abide by because “playoff basketball” makes it SO easy to understand from a casual viewer on what this game is and how the rules are enforced. So cool, so consistent. I’m glad it’s a small market thing that there isn’t much money involved.
Good. They’ve been pulling uniforms all series. Do it back. Make them call it.
Naz just looked at him 😭
Max going thru it this series 😭
Uhhh refs??? What are we doing
I get after my toddler for doing this.
what what
This is what Prince’s team was doing when they played Charlie Murphy
Kj said he wants what naz was hiding in there.
Turkish oil wrestling move
6th Man on 6th Man violence
coppin a feel
Somebody find the clip after where he sniffed it
You coukd see them realizing this is about to be a reddit/twit/insta post
“Okay Naz, point to the doll where Keldon touched you”
this should be a flagrant by rule, both because it is just wrong, but also, they have techs given out for payers having their jersey untucked, the Wolves famously lost a game due to Chris Paul getting a tech on the wolves in a ties game a few years a go lobbying the refs for a Wolves player with an untucked uniform, so a player donig this, which unticks the jersey, and could get a player a tech via no faut of their own, needs stronger discouraging then just a common foul.
Plus, just a little harder and the shorts could rip, and if you make th shorts strong enought o not rip, then just a little hards and Naz’s nuts rip, so yeah, this needs stronger discouragement than a foul, much less a no call.
The tech. part was a joke by the way, don’t take that part too seriously.
Wedgie Defense
That clip at the end they look like completely different ages but both are 26 years old. Crazy.
Gotta hold on to your shorts in the playoffs.
Naz should have loaded up full strength and elbow-cocked him in the jaw for that. right, Spurs fans?
Keldon is just helping Reid tuck his jersey so he doesn’t get a delay of game. It’s just good sportsmanship.
Man that’s a straight up comedy I don’t care which team you’re rooting for
Now that the Lakers are out, we should really make the refs the main talking point going into the Finals. They’ve been a problem and the fans are probably the only ones that can make Silver do anything about it.
Spurs players just dirty in all kinds of ways
At least we’re allowed to do it as well
And look, no need to elbow someone’s throat. Wild!
Wemby learns pretty quick from his mistakes
Quickly*
Would he have been justified to elbow him in the throat?
Honestly the spurs fans justifying it are fucking nuts. But we all deal with parts of our fan base like that. Noone should potentially take another player out like that.
Naw I get it. When Dort does something obviously dirty way too many Thunder fans defend it, fans are just crazy
No
Are we allowed to bitch about it as much as you do as well?
Yes