“I don’t like it i love it”

“Biggest bailout in US history”

X to doubt 

I love that LA Noire references are still relevant in 2026 

He’s going to be on his deathbed and picking fights with nurses and other patients. He lives for the squabble

Same here. I was like “who can possibly have beef with AR?”

Same, I was trying to figure out if this was about LeBron somehow lol.

Same, I was like, what is draymond on!?!? Reaves must’ve been a monster if he was doing better in HS than now.

Your not the only 1 to do that

When I was reading it, it had me thinking that Austin Reaves was the son of a Walmart executive, or at the very least his father was the governor of Arkansas

Did the same and thought this was Draymond just being a shithead but Austin rivers sucks so bad I’m willing to head this one out

Thank you, I was so confused.

Glad I’m not the only one lol

Every time

Same. I kind of forgot Austin Rivers existed

Austin “Chrysler” Rivers

I mean he’s the creator of “they don’t love you like that”. Can’t argue against him being good at shit talking lol

austin “too big to fail” rivers

It did make me chuckle

bigger than one Obama gave to the Wallstreet Banks. Doc for President!

Dude is the best shit talker in the league. Only time I remember someone getting the best of him was Connor McGregor in his prime.

Was gonna say now thats a line lol

Austin Rivers aside, that’s kinda a bold thing to say about someone who’s currently your coach 

This is a clip taken very much out of context, Draymond was very gracious and generous when talking about Kerr.

Shocked that Draymond took offense to something so basic

Edit: it was a fib, I am not actually shocked

Somebody with more than a million Reddit karma shouldn’t judge what people do with their time.

Genuinely can’t believe there’s people who have 1 million karma

No way those people have full time jobs, right?

It’s gonna be the absolute worst

You can just not listen

Dude he is going to be around forever

People are going to view the shit out of it unfortunately

He’s going to be miles better than Shaq

Bro got Shaq’s ego without the pedigree.

the Clippers curse continues…

Was Rivers wrong?

Draymond’s best HS season: 25 ppg, 13 rebs, 3 assists, 3 steals

Austin’s best HS season: 28 ppg, 6 rebs, 2 assists, 2 steals

Pretty comparable, & better overall statline for Draymond

I’m glad someone commented this because I thought surely there’s no way that’s accurate.

Rivers averaged 22 over 4 years
Dray averaged 19 over 3 years

I could swear Austin was like the number 1 highschool player in the country at a point? When he said that I was instantly sceptical of everything he was saying

Can’t stand him but some of the things he say genuinely makes me laugh out loud

he does this year round bro 😭

Same lol

I was like what did Reaves do? He’s not one to start beef

But makes sense, as much as I don’t like Draymond, Austin Rivers is well known to start shit with a lot of people

When he played his last season on the Wolves he was playing good 3&D, I thought he was gonna be in the league for another season or two

Yes he would? Maybe he doesn’t win rings, but he definitely would’ve been extremely impactful no matter who he played with

If Draymond was drafted by the kings he’d have played 3 seasons and currently be sitting in an excavator.

Yeah the greatest defender of his generation wouldn’t be good without Steph lol get out of here.

Steph makes Draymond play defense?

I mean, he’s legit one of the best defenders of all time. The man had a triple double with no points, and if he had gotten 5 more blocks, it would have been a quadruple double with no points. You can hate him all you want but can’t deny he’s an all time great, especially on defense and this is coming from a Thunder fan (I still remember when he kicked Steven Adams in the nuts)

prime draymond was a monster

There’s no Warriors dynasty without him

Draymond was a significantly better college player than Rivers

“Draymond has a thing for scrotums, if I do say so myself. No pun intended.”

Depends on what team he ends up on but he’s still going to be a great defender without Steph.

“Curry head and Draymond bust” are words that could make a nbacirclejerk worthy sentence dawg

https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/highest-plus-minus-in-playoffs-last-11-years

Our brains are inherently lazy and fill in information automatically all the time. Austin Reaves is much more prominent than Austin Rivers in the public consciousness, so our brains see “Austin R” and fills in “Reaves” instead.

he explicitly mentions the airline companies in the vid lol

LOL same, guess it shows that austin rivers aint super relevant