hey it’s me ur 6ers fan

His DMs are probably insane right now. 

Kelvin Benjamin: “I have a message for our fans. Last time we went to Golden Corral, it felt like (Golden Corral) was Long John Silver East. I’m going to need your support. Don’t eat the mac and cheese. This is bigger than you … If you need mac and cheese, I don’t got you.”

If you need money, I got you

Lmfao I genuinely cant understand how people hate this guy

If Philly loses next round badly as well this will be the top response to refund requests

He knew what he was doing

If New York makes it to the finals, game 3 will cost more than a luxury car.

I fairness you’re comparing New York City with Oklahoma City. NYC prices are definitely crazy but comparing nyc to okc is also pretty crazy.

To be fair, one of those is a team that will get turbofucked 

$503 and your biomarkers with a submission to the surveillance state

180 dolars to see LBJ, possibly Luka and SGA is insane value

wait till you hear how expensive nyc rent is compared to okc rent

Get-in price for 76ers @ Knicks Game 1: \(503 Get-in price for Lakers @ OKC Game 1: \)179
NYC ticket prices are fucking unreal

Manhattan median household income: $140k

Oklahoma City median household income: $68k

And there are a lot more basketball fans in New York to bid on those tickets. Not to mention Philadelphia being a more convenient commute than Los Angeles.

Knicks fans were flying and staying in Atlanta, paying for for tickets to the Hawks vs Knicks series, and it was CHEAPER than buying tickets in NYC lol

It was over 800 for nosebleeds in the ecf. You ain’t seen nothing

It’s called the Big Apple for a reason. Do you know how expensive apples are? It’s like comparing apples to oranges.

MSG prices in general are super expensive. It’s not exclusive to the Knicks. I was looking at Rangers vs Sabres tickets this year and get in price was more than $100. For a regular season game featuring the Rangers who sucked this year and a perennial bad team the Sabres (I know they’re in the playoffs this year). It was also towards the end of the season and I think the Rangers were already eliminated from playoff contention.

I’m surprised it’s only $503, I figured it would be double that with the absurd amount of money in NYC.

If NYC was it’s own mini-country it would be in like top 5 contention of wealthiest.

Philly is about an hour train ride away also

I payed $700 for nosebleed tickets vs the lakers last year. Could only Imagine the price if they made the finals.

New York City Tax

I have male coworkers calling me insane for paying 600 dollars to watch Jonathan Groff sing Bobby Darin songs. At least a few of them have paid like 1k or even 2k for Knicks tickets.

I’m afraid to ask how much courtside tickets cost

LAL home games are going to rival the Knicks home games, though.

The three most expensive teams are NYK, LAL, and CHI

Imagine Game 7 finals vs Lakers. It would set all-time records.

Fans in one city are saving up for the Finals

For the other city…this round is their Finals

Well yea nobody gives a fuck about the Thunder lmao

Cavs game 7 in Cleveland coming up is $90 lol

They are unreal but as someone who goes to the Big East Tournament every year, MSG lives up to the hype in big games. It really just has a different vibe

Factor in Amtrak tickets and food and it’s STILL cheaper to commute from NYC to watch games ³⁄₄ in Philly than it is to spend money only on tickets for games ¹⁄₂ at MSG

I bought Game 5 tickets for last year’s Finals early just in case New York advanced because I was sure the prices were going to go up if that happened.

Then Indy advanced and we went down 1-2 and those fuckers went down 50% lmfao.

lol I was gonna say you mean MSG West big dawg

So I was talking to a guy from New Jersey in a bar as the Knicks were choking Game 2 away and he said North and South Jersey were split between Knicks/Nets/Jets/Giants/Mets etc in North Jersey and in South Jersey it was all Phillies/76ers/Eagles but he said the fan bases were split down the middle I found it fascinating

Joel is a certified ball knower. he is NOT a certified geography knower.

Math might not be his strong suit, either. Xfinity holds about 21k for basketball. If the average ticket price is \(1k, he just offered about \)21M per home game.

Low key I grew up outside Philly and it blew my mind when I finally learned that NYC was heavily east of me when intuitively the state of New York sits on top of PA.

TLDR I don’t blame the guy.

If you travel east far enough from New York City you’ll get to Philadelphia

Joel’s just making it clear that he knows the earth is round, find a new slant

He should’ve called it Xfinity Mobile arena east

He uses the metric system normally. It’s different

Embiid apparently not a flat earther 

He said he got us bro dont trip

Change your flair and hold out your hands

The earth is round

I’m pretty sure it flips when you’re over 7 feet tall but I’ve never been that tall to confirm

Somewhere east of NYC, I think?

This playoffs is refreshing coz we have the Jokic/Embiid role reversals.

Jokic was stomped in the first round by an injured team, got into altercations fans didn’t appreciate, and is now being criticized harshly. Meanwhile, Embiid lost his appendix 2 weeks ago, kicked the shit out of the best team in the east, coming back from down 1-3, and is now getting his flowers.

against the best team in the east -

Idk about that one my guy…

The earth is round buddy

Game 3 upper bowl starting at $300 a pop right now…

some orthopedic office is gonna be named after him

He unironically deserves it, he is one of the greatest offensive players of all time while also being a borderline All-Defense player. If he was healthy for his entire career we’d be talking about where he ranks all-time.

I mean, it’s just hard to compete for tickets against a much larger, richer market next door with 3x as many people

actually, he is ping