Every move he makes is so intentional, with purpose and emotion, you just can’t help but fall in love with him. Every time he steps on the court, he’s the main character.

Ben Simmons’ reputation took less of a hit for everything than Embiid’s did.

That was still one of the most absurd series I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. Embiid contracts the literal shits and somehow was the only player on our team not taking a massive shit all over the court. Literally he goes to bench -> raptors run -> lead gone, like clockwork.

Oh don’t pretend you’re not upset.

Bro are you slow? No one is beating OKC or the Spurs. This was a battle of pure pride and bragging rights and we curbstomped you. Insert Pat Bev play-in celebration gif.

lol just go enjoy the fact you blew a 3-1 lead and your nice long offseason

It’s Celtics fans like you that keep me from rocking the flair

Cry about it lmaoo

He thinks he’s KG the way he thinks he’s a DPOY defender and a long 2 midrange artist but in reality he’s just a tall moderately book-smart dude with male pattern baldness

Carried by great teams his whole career.

They feed his tendencies offensively when he’s on, which is pretty much always just worse than the offense they play when he’s off.

Also the defensive reputation has been fake for like four years now at least.

What? So we’re going to ignore the fact that the way Jaylen Brown plays basketball is absolutely horrible and toxic to his colleagues. He gives headlines that deceive the true reality of the circumstance. The guy yells too much at his refs, he doesn’t know how to play defence, he doesn’t run pass to his teammates, he loses a lot of balls and the most annoying thing is that ‘Each possession he delays the game to allow himself to brick in isolation. Ladies and gentlemen, I tell you now, Jaylen is the modern day bum and even the way bums play are useful and helpful to their teammates. How can you think Boston will win a chip with that? Impossible Bros.

He sounds like what a dumb person thinks a smart person sounds like.

As someone who listens to Simmons on rewatchables… I would never describe him as eloquent.

Nah that would be the best move the Celtics could make. Some dogshit team like us would give a bag for a dude like Jaylen Brown