He may not be seen until the 26-27 season

Also Lakers and Knicks advance, he hates both of them

I’m still more surprised about the Celtics loss than the Nuggets. They were following the new meta, they had the role players, they had the coach. I was so sure it would be Boston vs OKC or maybe the Spurs in the finals. But the ghost of Joel Embiid came back to dunk on their hopes. Now I have no idea who will come out of the East! I can’t believe the first round turned out to be this insane.

And the Bruins are out of the Stanley Cup.

Dave Portnoy raw dogging a pizza to drown his sorrows.

RIP Bill Simmons eaten by zombie sonics

Don forget most fraudulent 5th seed in history Toronto forcing game 7

Cocaine for breakfast every single morning from now on for little Billy. The eyes gotta become even redder than they are right now.

Tis a goood day for a fat blunt

Wait for the biggest choker for tomorrow’s game 7 = Pistons vs Magic.

Even Fenway Park is a miserable place right now. They catching Ls in there.

There’s been a lot of successful hatewatches so far but this was probably the most satisfying.

TD Library living up to it’s name

From last Saturday to today…

…what a nightmare week it’s been for the city as a whole lol

And Red Sox so bad they fired their coach in April

“I think the sixers might be better without Embiid”

Look Zach, I’m strangely not worried. This was one of those weird, flukey playoff runs where everything that could go wrong did. You go up 3-1, you’ve basically solved Philly, and then Brown just has this four game stretch where nothing goes right, which happens to literally every NBA first teamer at some point. Something clearly was up with White. And if Tatum was playing and even 85% healthy this ends in five, maybe six. You run this series back ten times, the Celtics win nine of them. This actually might be the best thing that happened because now we’ll have a fully healthy Tatum going into next season, a genuine MVP candidate in Brown, and all the other teams in the East will be a year older. I mean, Boston has to be the prohibitive favorite for next year, right Zach?

He was already bringing up Brown trades after game 6 after campaigning for him to be first team all-NBA all year.

the Copium will be off the charts for sure

“Yeah they won the series, but are we sure Philadelphia is good? Nobody expected Boston to contend this year.”

I can hear it in his voice lol.

He did say it’s his daughter’s bday today so he won’t do a pod until Sunday but we will see lol

he only does emergency pods when his teams win

That bad contract draft is aging like milk

He was so giddy about the Lakers blowing a 3-0 lead and Boston making the Finals on Sunday 😂

That was some of the most biased officiating I’ve seen. Philly getting hosed left and right and they still closed it out. Good for them

Sixers weren’t making anything before Maxey’s drives and had some horrible offensive possessions up by 1. Boston just missed every single shot they took. Kind of crazy they never took the lead at all.

Ridiculous only like 1 offensive foul was called on the Celtics

That was one of the worst reffed games I’ve ever watched

Magic: 23 consecutive misses

Rockets: 15 consecutive misses

Celtics: hold my beer

It feels like just yesterday

I’m still erect

Stop it, I can only get so hard!

ITS ALLLLL FUCKIN GRAVY HERE ON OUT BRUTHAAAA

Definitely got lost in the sauce with this one, out coached himself.

Don’t worry, his post game interview answers are going to be top notch though!

Might be the dumbest coaching decision. HARPER, SCHEIERMAN, GARZA? It started how you’d imagined it….

Mazzulla somehow managed to outsixer sixers

Can’t stand his asshole fake wannabe profound dry ass post game interviews.

I really thought folks were getting Centel’d when I saw that lineup get announced by various outlets and posts

Nah, the flair been here since forever. All I am saying is that if my team’s season would’ve gone like the Cels this year I would’ve preferred to tank for a top pick in this draft. Also, fuck the Celtics.

At least they have enough sense to be ashamed of being a Celtics fan

That’s unfair, he very rarely blames officiating and he’s super clear-eyed and critical of his own teams when they lose.

Actually being a “choker” is rare for a star

Embiid was essential in the gold medal win in Paris

NEVER A FUCKING DOUBTTT

Thank god everyone else saw it. 

tbf hernia surgery recovery is fucking brutal