[Highlight] Joel Embiid gets stretched out by the Sixers medical staff
Jesus I thought it said stretchered out
Me too my mind was racing, for a second I thought he was knocked out on the ground and they were about to put him on the stretcher or something lmao
Dude same. I thought he was having a seizure or something. Sheesh
He looks like a toddler getting dragged out of a ball pit
I never opened a reddit post so fast. Fucking hell my heart skipped a beat
You were that excited to see embiid stretched out? 😐😳😳😳
Ayo chill
You could watch the entire clip and still wonder if that’s what happened, without context this is a pretty goofy video
The man looked dead.
Same I got worried, is he ok?
I still thought that after watching the clip. I didn’t understand until seeing your comment. So thank you! 😂
Dude, I read that, then I saw the video and thought he got paralyzed from the neck down…
With his pose in the video it looked like he was seizing for a sec
Was still confused after I watched the clip.
Like ok he’s stretching but where’s the stretcher!
me too lmao
Me too!!!
Embiid don’t give up that easy.
Fuck he is sooo big
He’s really got elite length and girth
He has been dominating the Celtics with his girth and tonnage
I’m kinda new to basketball, so forgive me if this is common knowledge. Is tonnage a massive dong term?
This classic is what he’s referencing
That meat right there.
Embiid won the meat off with the entire Celtics team
Daddy likes giving and taking the stretching
Pause
Joel is amazing. He has length. He has girth. He can penetrate. He can pound you in the paint. He can shoot it all over the floor.
Resume
Fast-forward
He genuinely is. Even his top view profile his upper body is massive lol. His shoulders are big without being bowling balls like Dwight’s
Fucking wild comment considering the headline haha
That’s what she said
Ayo…
Bro?
Dude needs a whole starting lineup to stretch those long ass limbs lmao
But is he a “stud” though?
Calm down, mom
Bro looks like he got folded
They just have to unfold the crease
Super mario origami king
Looks like he lost a duel with Joe Mazzulla. Some tell my wife I love her shit. Back pain will do that.
I thought they were trying to resuscitate him because he was dead lmao
This shit is so fucken funny lmao
Lmao kinda look he getting crazy good head and holding on for dear life
RussellWestbrookWhat.gif
I bet Embiid knows a guy
Brother. Why write this?
I was laughing so hard when it came up on broadcast Along with the Boston bricks for threes
Yeah it’s funny until you realize he’s in so much pain it’s hard to breath properly
Yeah I mean as someone who suffers from chronic life changing knee pain at a similar age, I just feel sad for the guy
I think this was more the appendix removal than the knee lol
He’s the most likely guy to see this happen to
My video feed is frozen on this image. It’s aggravating as fuck and also very funny.
Idk why it reminds me of Cartman getting tssked by Cesar Millán in that episode on South Park lol
Reminds me of Toy Story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoliarium
Side note: I actually got to see this painting at the Manila National Museum and it’s huge like 15 ft tall! It’s right in the main foyer as soon as you enter
Manila National Museum lowkey one of the best art museums out there. Severely under appreciated
I thought Spoliarium was a diagnosis at first
This sounds like a sopranos malapropism
I’m an arts studies major, I know my Juan Luna.
First colonial recipient of the gold medal at the Spanish National Art exhibition I believe!
Murdered his wife and mother-in-law in a fit of rage
Oh damn, I was like doing the uy Philippines meme until you said that. At least I now know the Manila National Museum is a good museum.
He was acquitted using the crime of passion defense at the time.
https://bsky.app/profile/artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social/post/3mkvztutj7c2o
Spoliarium mentioned 🗣️
Oh yeah ive seen this one, What a gripping painting
I just saw this in person last week!
Ty for the laugh
I refuse to believe there is any other NBA player more weirdly cursed than this guy
AD obviously is not far from Embiid.
AD missed around 235 games due to Injury. Joel has missed nearly 500 😭
Zion Williamson has missed 56% of games to porn addiction.
And KFC addiction
AD is cursed in a much more standard way. He just gets normal basketball shit amplified to 50. Embiid gets the exotic shit, the ones that make you go ‘that surely isn’t a part of the human body???’
Yea Embiid is also cursed by the postseason gods because unlike AD and others his injuries always come right as the postseason starts. 2020 is literally the only postseason he wasn’t injured and they weren’t even contending.
2018 (first playoff run) Injury: Orbital fracture + concussion Impact: Missed first 2 playoff games, played in a mask after
2019 Injury: Left knee tendinitis + Gastroenteritis Impact: Missed game 1 Raptors series, clearly limited
2021 Injury: Torn meniscus (right knee) Impact: Missed 1 game, played through it hobbled rest of playoffs
2022 Injury: Torn thumb ligament(shooting hand)+ Orbital fracture/concussion Impact: Missed first 2 games vs Heat, played masked and limited after
2023 (MVP year) Injury: LCL (Right Knee) Impact: Missed 2 games across Nets and Celtics series, clearly slowed
2024 Injury: Recovering from meniscus surgery(left knee)+ Bell’s palsy Impact: Played, but severely impacted (couldn’t blink needed eyedrops every timeout)
2026 Injury: Appendicitis leading into playoffs Impact: Missed first 3 games but hopefully less limited than previous playoffs.
You could put his year in college in there as well
Bell’s Palsy and appendicitis, like what the fuck did he do to deserve all this shit?!
/r/accidentalrenaissance
The Resurrection of Joelsus
Instead of walking on water, Joel walking at all is the miracle
Reminds me of the video for R.E.M.’s “Losing My Religion”.
I literally laughed out loud at this looney tunes stretch
ditto 😂
Why does bro look like a cartoon
The brain subconsciously recognizes that he’s hitting the reverse-facing Yamcha.
The inverse family guy
That’s a normal basketball player, find a new slant.
honestly, I want to get stretched like that.
ayyyoooo
I’ll stretch you out
Pauseeee
No pause needed. He got stretched out on a Saturday night.
I thought he was dead from the thumbnail
r/accidentalrenaissance vibes
I need this done to me so badly
You trynna get stretched out my guy?!
Hell yeahhhhh
Cramping?
Right where the incision is for appendix removal dude probably is still playing with stitches lol
Brutal
I thought he was dying or something!
He deserves much more respect
They had his stretched out like Gumby
My family removing me from the Thanksgiving table
PAUSE…….ay yo lmao
exact pose of the guy wayne brady shoots in chappelle’s show
They qwop’d him
I cant i fucking can’t 🤣
Dude literally looks like when a video game character dies but its arm gets stuck on an asset on the wall
In fairness it does appear to be working.
Bro looks like a fish out of water.
Buddy got the baldies putting in work to get him ready.
brutal if hes hurt
Joel gonna look like Randy from South Park in the 4th quarter at this point
Thank god I read that wrong lol
Embiid redefining the term “stretch big”
Feel the burn
It’s like they’re reassembling him.
Honestly thought he was having a seizure when the camera first cut to him.
Bro this is such a Sixers thing to happen
They’re stretching him out so good.
Title reads like a Blacked video.
lol this is amazing
FREEEEEEDOM
Felt that
Huh
Are we seriously not doing “phrasing” anymore?
This is on par with that Chris Boucher moment
I’m sorry, but this angle is hilarious lmao
Where is Lex Luger when you need him
Is this a top notch idiots headline lol
You got to give to Embiid he might get hurt all time but he ain’t missing playoff games
i feel like crying thinking about how much pain he’s going through. he loves the game so much
He spends most of his time flopping and pretending to be hurt guess he finally got his wish
This dude needs to retire, his body can’t take anymore
I tuned in at this moment and thought he was paralyzed or something.
Phrasing.
chatgpt how do you fix a appendix?
This dude always doin the most always with the theatrics
They was doing my boy like a renaissance painting
New meme template
And the Knicks are supposed to afraid of the 76ers? Lmao 🤣
I mean he averaged 35 on one leg against them last time they faced each other in the playoffs…
man titles.
Stretched out is wild bro
Looks like a big toddler who doesn’t want to get up off the floor
That title…
Embiid is the most injured man alive
Fat load
Look what i can do …
I thought bro was headed to the upper room
AYOOOOO pause with dat fish title
I tuned in for the game next to that moment and was so confused lol
What happened?
Not watching the game, so when I saw this i’m like “Damn, did he got injured again?”
Fish Merchant has been flopping around so much he hurt himself.
Mfghh
Medical staff is used to it all at this point
Between whatever is going on here and the two guys who fell on his knee it’s like Final Destination: NBA Edition
I had this on with no sound I thought they were trying to pull him apart
Not the kind of stretching out I was thinking, porn title if I ever saw one
Embiid Voodoo
At first glance it looked like he was seizing holy fuck
If he would stop falling like he don’t weight 300 pounds he might be less injured lol
r/AccidentalRenaissance
You might think this is “cute” or “funny” but NBA players only do this when they’re experiencing a lot of distress!
Oblique, if anyone is wondering..
Dude is like Gulliver
He gets what by whom?!
pause
Pause title ?
Looking like Donnell Rawlings after getting shot by Wayne Brady son
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Honestly there’s no way this dude is gonna play all the way to the finals. His body can’t be trusted. I wish he could but damn.
I thought he was a having a fucking stroke christ
Embiid literally looks like one of those realistic AI robots being fixed to run again. The league should investigate
All time title
ayo pause bro wtf 💀
Literally me after I eat taco bell.
When the video doesn’t autoplay he looks like he got injured again
Best headline of 2026
thought he was getting his soul snatched
This is exactly how I look when I move wrong in the middle of the night and wake up with a cramp in my lower rib cage area.