Queta’s first game off the bench is game 7

Also Luka Garza starting a game 7 lol.

*grabs alcohol*

RHJ legacy game lets go

Yeah we’re so fucked

Peak Mazzulla ball

3 of the new starters were trying there asses off when the starters were getting blown out last game, this is a great change

lmfao

Sixers fucked. This is peak regular season Celtics ball.

Mastermind of a mindfuck. I’m ready to be hurt

This makes me feel absolutely horrendous

Queta benched makes sense. He’s been bad this series. And Vucevic is a non factor.

We’re either gonna lose by 40 or win by 20. Either way this is legendary

This is either going to be really good, or really, really bad

If the Jazz did this in the playoffs, they’d be fined for tanking

I only knew who 2 of these people were before this series

This is so funny. Either he will look like a genius, or he’s fucking insane.

LFG

Ron Hooper Jr

I’m absolutely baffled how the Celtics are still favorite to win. Put all the money you have on the 76ers

Inspired by the Wolves I see

RHJ…? wow

Scheiermsn willl score 5 threes with a half court first half buzzer beater

Why the hell not?

Second Row Joe must be stopped.

Lmfao I love Mazulla what a psycho

We are going to lose to Baylor Schierman and Luka Garza legacy games I can’t believe this shit

What kind of mind game is mazulla trying to pull lol.

S/o RHJ

Man you guys suck Joe off at anything

This is desperation

Also might work if they play fast and hit their 3s

The first quarter of this game is gonna be so important. If Embiid starts off well and Sixers pull ahead, they should take it. If Boston though plays hard, gets turnovers, and pulls ahead, it’s gonna be very hard to comeback.

Would literally anyone be surprised if Philly were down 20 at the end of the 1st

Garza from third string Wolves center to starting a Game 7 is a hell of a year.

absolutely don’t hate it. the end of game 5 and the entirety of game 6 were horrific for us. we were lucky to not lose each of them by more. something had to change.

Hopefully this means vuc is out of the rotation entirely tn 🤞

This is horrifying

Garzas gonna torch Embiids lazy 3 pt defense

What the fuck is Joe cooking up?

Am I on circlejerk sub??

I honestly didn’t even know Ron Harper had a second son until I saw this.

Looks like really bad coaching decisions

In Harper, Scheierman, and Garza’s stint as starters:

17 mins

0 pts

0 reb

1 ast

1 tov

Don’t see anyway 6ers will handle this lineup

Knowing sixers luck they will all drop 30 each

I don’t like it

I can smell the blowout coming (on Philly’s end)

This is an insane starting line up and god do I love and trust Joe , its a zero cope statement to say theres no way the sixers arent rattled by this

What the frick boys

They’re going to try to run us out the gym

Get ready for a Luka Garza magnet ball game sixers

Where is Bill Simmons? lol

The former starting lineup didn’t shoot enough 3s

Garza gonna have to channel his college “relative to competition power level”for this one

Domain expansion type shit

Early returns are very bad

Happy for Garza! Hope he balls out

If you aren’t watching the game, you will NEVER guess how that worked…

Why doesn’t Pritchard start. I know he’s good off the bench but you maximize his minutes when he starts. 

Luka Garza ⁶⁄₁₁ from Three, incoming*

Joel Embiid 30+ pts, also incoming*

Everything leading up to this is pointing to the most heartbreaking loss I’ve ever seen for the Sixers, which is why I think it won’t happen. Everyone assuming they will somehow lose this game will be proven wrong.

Watching the pregame, Eddie House needs to go. Guy is an asshole, seems like he’s drunk. Has nothing interesting to say. 

Celtics with 110 to 75 then?

Whoooo?

Philly is about to get Philip Testa-ed or Angelo Bruno-ed

Lmao what

Harper and Baylor gonna go for 30 each tonight mark my words

Well I guess the Sixers wasted a lot of time scouting line ups that were realistic to end up with that lol

Uh…should I be worried? These guys did well compared to the starting lineup last game.

Trying to run and shoot Embiid off the court

Bro what I love Mazzulla even more

cs in 7

Jesus

It worked against the magic 🤣🤣

Mazzulla read the Celtics sub saying he wasn’t making adjustments

Oh snap, and here we go.

I’m so fucking scared

what is that

Gonna get pwned.

BRO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?????

Why the hell not. Fuck it, Shulga off the bench too. Fuck it again, put Sam Cassell out there. Let’s get weird

Garza with the start I love this

LUKA GARZA!!!!

Luka (Garza) and (Evil) Flagg!

Luka 20 piece

This screams trap game to me so much but also it screams it so loud that even Nurse has to be like, this is sus… right? He can’t just walk the Sixers into it?

Mazzulla playing Clue/Cluedo, only Brown and White starting?

Why not Walsh? This is just a really weird lineup

Oh hell no

Nurse in shambles…

If we help off of Jaylen brown at all I’m gonna lose my mind

League’s best Luka finna put up 30.

Garza gonna go crazy

the Baylor Scheierman game

wow im torn because we gotta filipino starting in harper but he’s a celtic

Um, is Tatum hurt? 

Edit: just saw he is indeed hurt

Garza gonna have. ²⁰⁄₁₀ game confirmed

Game Seven Garza

They’re screwed already

NY’ers Bob and Cedric as seen at the Celtics game today interacting with Celtics fans. “Hey, where’s your T‑shirt?” “Oh, I don’t wear the T‑shirt.” “You don’t wear the T‑shirt? Aren’t you supporting the team?” “I’m here, aren’t I? I bought the ticket. I just don’t wear the T‑shirt.”“Look around — everyone’s wearing the T‑shirt! So why aren’t you wearing the T‑shirt?”“This is Boston. I don’t have to wear anything I don’t wanna wear.”

“BREAKING”

Wow spicy

Scheierman is so cold. Dude was ridiculous at Creighton and is gonna be a valuable asset for the Cs

LUKA GARZA LETS GOOOOOOO