JJ Redick on the challenges of closeout games: “Well, you have to kill them. You have to kill…it’s difficult to kill someone. Survival instinct says ‘I want to stay alive.’ So you’ve got to be able to kill them.”
“JJ the question was whether Austin would play Wednesday”
“Did I blink even once?” - JJ
DID I STUTTER
He’s just increasingly Dennis Reynolds every day
Hahahaha fk me that’s hilarious. Your right.
“JJ why do you have an erection?”
I think it’s better to cast him as Enid imo
He’s been watching Mazzulla tape to prep for the playoffs.
I’m always confused about these kind of comments because if you watched JJ at all before he became a coach, his personality has always been like this lol
That’s fair. He’s a real sicko, he doesn’t have to fake it
Makes sense why Mazzulla wanted him as a coach
New gen Celtics Lakers rivalry.
My coach is more of a psycho than your coach
idk, I’m convinced your coach has a torture dungeon.
Joe: “That’s wild conjecture. I’m just focused on the game of basketball”
screams come from the basement
Joe: “So anyway, I’m looking forward to closing out the 76ers”
Stares with dead eyes
Then y’all got us beat by far
It’s hard to imagine anyone losing to mazzulla in a psycho-off
If there wasn’t a game tonight, he might already be outside my house to tell me why I’m wrong
That’s exactly the complacency that Joe wants as he quietly sits and watch you sleep tonight
JJ isn’t going body for body with Mazulla it is what it is
Yeah it’s more that JJ and Mazzulla have similar outlooks/ideals when it comes to the game of basketball and coaching it. This was clear well before JJ was the Lakers head coach.
JJ was an early and vocal fan of Joe on his podcast. Not in an ironic “this dude is nuts lolol” way; but in a genuine “I understand his vision and I love it” way. JJ was still in on Joe when a lot of people were out after his first season as head coach that ended in the disappointing Miami series.
And of course Joe tried to get JJ on his coaching staff.
Since Duke at least.
This is a dude playing the Dark Brotherhood quest line in Oblivion
If he comes out in the cowl after this series this is confirmed
Reddick-Mazzulla Finals would hit like CRACK
really? i feel like the ‘it’s difficult to kill someone’ part is not out of Mazzulla’s playbook
hahaha yeah he’d probably be in interviews like: “We’ve been spending the first 45 mins of every practice with hacksaws so we’re ready dismember the bodies when the time comes”
right if anything i think if a player spoke up and said ‘hey coach i don’t really know if i’m down to kill them’, mazzulla would likely put them on blast for being a coward lol
This is JJ fucking Reddick lol. He was the most hated man in college sports for at least 4 years if not a decade from just his echo
This is Duke Blue Devil’s JJ Reddick. Mazzulla watched his tapes.
Think he’s been watching more Succession tbh, some Logan Roy lines right there
For Mazzulla, this is just Tuesday.
JJ “Patrick Bateman” Redick
JJ “Joe Mazzula” Reddick
JJ “Abortion Boy” Reddick
Chronicles of Redick
Came here to say this exact thing lol
“Survival instincts says I want to stay alive”
Meanwhile KD out back waiting to be shot
He just like me fr
KD’s survival instinct is telling him to hop onto a new host before the Rockets blow up into smithereens.
getoffmysinkingshiperson
Dark stuff JJ… someone check his closet.
I mean he went to Duke so it wouldn’t even be a shock.
He’s also a devout Christian. He’s literally Ned Flanders after the therapy wore off.
He’s a devout Christian Laettner
We should check Joe Mazulla’s closet too while we’re at it.
JJ Redick on what to do when you hear a banging noise in the back of your Uber:
Ngl, I feel like every Dukie has had to kill something at least people-sized as a condition of admission.
they start them out on woodland animals when they’re children and make them work their way up
Watching a Zombie show while I read this puts it in a completely different context.
JJ and Mazolla should coach the next Olympic team.
Theybwill run the team like dictators: “You guys either win gold or will be sent to mine it”.
Instead of watching game film, the team will be forced to watch a double header of The Town and Interstellar every night
Joe Mazulla nodding his head rn
“People die when they are killed”
“Alright coach, what’s the play?” “Unlimited bladeworks!”
JJ, where are the bodies?
JJ Mazzulla
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Check his Range Rover for duct tape and zip ties
Sir this is a Wendy’s
If I speak…
“You have to be a killer”
“Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”
I bet JJ follows the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
just like that the Joe Mazzulla coaching tree begins
Are you going to hurt these people?
Ok Jed Rundy.
If yall are too young to know Duke Blue Devils JJ Reddick please look up the many mini docs on him on YouTube lol. Mazzulla is HIS offspring.
Rockets gotta take that personal
Lebron is going to be all Mickael Myers on those rockets
Something wedding with JJ. Like Dexter level wrong when winning and basketball are involved. Didn’t he two piece a mf?!
JJ doubling down on the Psycho.
What an absolute sicko. Love that guy.
JJ needs to be investigated. That’s some serial killer mentality.
JJ needs his tools!
Jj is such a tough guy..s/
A Redick vs Mazzula series would propel the game forward by 15 years
JJ Redick is slowly turning into Joe Mazzulla the longer he coaches the Lakers.
Uhhhhh someone pull his browser history.
I had a coach who used to like saying “you’ve gotta drown the puppies”.
I don’t really know what it meant
If Boston’s coach said this I wouldn’t even blink an eye
is jj starting to recede?
Mazzula vibes haha
“We have Joe Mazzulla at home”
He’s trying to steal Mazulla’s flow.
It’s basketball. Calm down.
Foo! This is a damn ball game. This ain’t no war battle ground! What joke of men these days.
Fake ass Joe Mazulla