[SGA via IG] everybody wants to be villainous until the brooms come out & the dust settles & you realize who the villain is
I wonder who SGA is talking about…
Source [Instagram]https://www.instagram.com/p/DXsHAfglG05/?igsh=MTEzdTRubWQ0OTB2ZQ==
why is the dust still there if you just had the broom out
This dude’s never swept before.
The brooms aren’t for sweeping. The villains are witches and they’re riding them.
Wiiiitches.
“That f***ing SGA broomed me.”
Even got them from Etsy!
I mean Shai probably hasn’t had to use an actual broom in quite a few years I imagine
You never get all the dust with the first sweep
It would make more sense if you use the broom to sweep away the dust thus revealing the clean floor, in which broom=sweep, dust= okc and or Shai, and clean floor = brooks.
This is why none of us are cool guys making vague instagram posts. It’d be 3 paragraphs of over explaining and you’d tail off into something about anime.
Anime is cool now
Believe it
I read it as Shai embracing his villain arc?
No dust pan unfortunately.
weaponized incompetence
The Villian? Flint Marko
Sweeping kicks up dust. Dust takes time to settle.
Symbolism, y’all.
Didn’t do a very good job sweeping I guess.
Best comment of all time
How can brooms be real if our eyes aren’t real?
The photoshop on Dillons jeresy is wild lmao.
Dillon “I got him in game 4” Brooks primary SGA defender- 31/2/8 on 10⁄17 fg lol
Better than game 3 at least lmao
I missed that lmao “Cancun on 3” is insane
Oh my god that’s vile
Brooks played well enough for Shai not to photoshop Galveston
Took me a minute to figure out as to why it said “on” at all lmfao
That’s a burn only a buddy would send someone he’s cool with but absolutely wants to bust his balls
Better than the other guys did lol
Very observant: the sacred and the propane
Very allegorical
Like pebble in the lake, even the fish feel it
You can lead a horse to water but you cannot teach it to fish
Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will the horse realize he was a herbivore.
But you are on the wrong floor it appears - this is sopranos references social club. Not proverbs and weird malapropisms.
Apologies, i thought this was the mixed metaphor thread. Ill see myself out.
dw its water under the fridge
SGA creating dysentery among the ranks
Sounds like a shitty situation :/
Whatever happened there…
Always with the scenarios
He was gay, Jared McCain?
You just revealed your own ignorance
That boy ain’t right
He goes about in pry for himself.
It’s a clean burning fuel, I tell ya
I ‘ate the North
Dude is so corny lol
Idk Cancun on 3 is objectively hilarious
Isn’t reusing the same joke everyone else has said and making it unfunny the definition of corny?
You’re saying that on a website where the same 5 jokes get upvoted to the top in every post.
Ok I agree. Most of reddit and SGA are both extremely corny.
Its kinda crazy how much more funny NBA twitter is compared to NBA reddit.
I blame the upvote/downvote system , way easier to downvote something you don’t find funny, causing less people to see, eventually nobody seen it but OP and the first 5-10 people who downvoted it away
True. And it discourages saying something that is more divisive. You have to play it “safe” so people can see it
Absolutely absurd take. You probably just don’t see the millions of god awful tweets in same way you see the millions of mid comments
Sure but the top tweets are a million times funnier than the same tired jokes I see here
They are the same jokes you see here lol, the two copy each other ad nauseum
I saw a piston’s fan waterboard himself. I dont think Reddit comes close to being as funny lol
No Reddit copies twitter way more than Twitter copies Reddit. I’ll see funny tweets hours before they get referenced and copied on here
No they aren’t man lol
Shai just a dad like me
Sorry brother, we’re so uncool. Sorry for having fun.
Don’t forget adding “Le” before the word of whatever LeBron is doing
LeShaming.
r/nba
67% unethical hoops complaints
25% LeJokes
19% homoerotic innuendos
4% trashtalking
Photoshopping it on a jersey with the number 3 is much more creative than a simple Cancun on 3 caption
You’re describing this sub with every single foul bait / flop / jokes lmao. Yet it happens more often.
Yeah, for example a joke like “dude is so corny lol” under every sga thread
U shud know corny
This comment and the upvotes are the most overly serious people on the internet.
That’s not even his line, so that’s like 10× as corny
What kinda delusion does it take to think taunting your own friend with Cancun on 3 is corny lmao
The Photoshop onto the jersey makes it funny. I’m sure every one of your jokes are 100% original
lol if Wemby did this the sub would act like it was some kind of intellectual peak and fawn over his mentality
Wemby does this same thing to Dort if he eliminates the thunder it might break 100k upvotes on here
But he didn’t
In fairness to me I think that Wemby comes off as inauthentic also lol
To me he just comes off as French. His weird sort of defensive arrogance and demeanor are just general “entitled French kid” stuff but here in the US they eat it up because it’s “unique”.
And before anyone comes at me for this, half my family is French and fairly affluent. All my cousins went to private schools and have this same type of insufferable borderline entitlement.
Brooks is very corny
Sure. I agree Brooks and SGA are both extremely corny.
Nah only one person can be corny at once
The caption is just too long and wordy tbh
Don’t really understand why people twerk for ant when he trolls players on his burner account but rush to call this corny. Like damn he really can’t do anything right for y’all
Ant is funny and charismatic, shai isn’t
especially after his complimentary comments about Brooks lol
Not his best caption but peak photoshop
He should said “the real villain is”
It reads better
I wouldn’t open with it
Now I open it! Tf!
What do you mean? Everyone loves a good broom analogy
Cancun on 3 photoshop is diabolical! LOL.
did he take it out? i dont see it
Shai being so corny is one of my favorite things about him. Like this guy is the best player in the world and he’s a Hypebeast cringelord from Toronto.
All nba players are corny but Shai seems genuine lol
Consistently corny.
Yea I think he’s just Canadian lol
The jorts really tie it all together
He’s WR posting
The enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife
I remember a couple years ago when his instagram posts were loved on here lol how the times change
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Who the villain is? 🧐
Spurs fans should lap up the worshipping of Wemby from r/nba that’s happening now. Because this is the way I see his career going once they start winning titles.
Happened to backpack KD, shirley temple Embiid, horny Giannis, etc
im sure fans of title winners would be crying about their superstars not being liked
I remember a couple years ago when he was loved on here lol how the times change
What’s crazy is that he averaged more free throws back then
Difference is, he wasnt winning back then lol
My fav NFL player is Cam Newton. I hope SGA starts póşțíñğ ļíkě ťħĩš
It’s like Wemby being Nostradamus. In a few years the people here will be hating too when he takes over.
That’s pretty much just OKC no? They went from the “black eye of the league” to league/media darlings, but then they started winning too much, they became the villain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same thing happens to Wemby and in the future, where everything he says, people will call it corny
He’s so unbothered by the hate lmao
They’re friends, I think they’re both unbothered.
Yeah, I think SGA was a bit pissed off when he pointed his finger, but that’s just their competitive nature. It’s clear they’re friends.
He had a not short answer when asked about him and was really complimentary. They kinda have to, they are stuck with each other playing for Canada for a while longer.
Truthfully really whenever these “beefs” happen it’s just the fans who are bothered
The amount of comments trying to find things to complain on here. This is a hilarious post about him winning over his friend and using his friend comments back at him. Those here that are only here to hate on other players that you dont like, why bother comment, move on… And for those of us that actually like sports, and fierce competition, let us enjoy when absolute top end stars act like us and tosses insult to his friend when he have crushed him.
I love this!!!
The bitterness and toxicity in this sub and social media in general is sad.
Yet they glaze the shit out of every Wemby quote
Ethical basketball.
So beautiful. So pure.
Sounds like bros talking about V1rgin blood or something lol
Imagine if Shai cried after coming back to beat the clippers everyone would say “it’s so cringe” but Wemby did and it was “he loves the game so much, This is what we have been missing”
Bc most ppl on this sub don’t actually like basketball. The nba is just reality tv for them
It’s objectively hilarious that SGA can think up four bars casually, post a bunch of pics on instagram, and dudes on this sub will start grasping at straws for shit to hate on like they are instagram sommeliers
Dillon Brooks, come back next time for your next first round adventure
Not his best IG caption but he can talk his shit
Cancun on 3
The fashion shots are killing me. Jorts with the rainbow belt, then the next one he looks like he’s dressed for Everybody Loves Raymond, then the next one is like Blade Runner style or something. I love how serious he looks in them all.
Ngl kinda funny
Also I’m sure him and Dillon are boys
I actually love this 😂
Still the villain.
He’s referring to Brooks initially then saying that he himself is the villain
I think you’ve missed his point here
Yeah, too much b2a, makes people sad
Bro this guy and his quotes lol I swear to God, there are just some things he says that you feel like he’s practiced over and over until he perfected it. The answers to the question is another.
But is Dillon chilling?
Cornball
how angry he gets people with these bars is just too funny
Me n SGA kinda the same,
this the type of shit I use to type on my socials in high school, after a spicy night of gaming and I’m feeling high on myself….
“Cancun on 3” is insane 😂
Cancun on 3!
It’s you
God what a cornball lmao
Then posts 20 images of himself 🌽
Like every single other NBA player on instagram does?
Cancun on 3 lmao
The salt from Spurs fans could dry out any lake.
Holy fuck bro said he was proud of him then did this.
Bars lol. The Cancun on 3 photoshopped on brooks jersey is the best part
LMAOOO at Dillon Brook’s jersey saying “Cancun on 3”
😂 bro is corny asl but he’s the best in the world so he can talk his shit.
Honestly hell yeah SGA, love how unbothered he is by the hate and online narratives around him. Lean into it!
The Cancun On 3 photoshop 😭
Ok bro….
I’m 14 and this is deep.
He had this ready to go lol. Makes sense now what fueled his insane 2nd quarter turnaround yesterday
you could have told me a 45 year old posted this to facebook and i’d believe you
just some friendly bantz
Tell em 2
This dude needs a ghost writer
Lol this is definitely a text from drake
Cut to Batman in a fight with a new bad guy named The Broom.
Cringe
Mhmmmm here we go
I love the energy. Let’s see what happens when they run into San Antonio. Wemby isn’t a fake demon, he’s looking like the final boss.
The defending champs and 2time mvp are objectively the final boss lol
SGA full name is Shaivonte Aician Gilgeous-Alexander.
The abbreviation will be SAGA
“What the fuck does that mean, SGA?” - Kanye, probably.
Randall Boggs says what
Insert the lil Wayne meme 😮💨
So deep
What is with this sub and not letting us post pictures? How are we supposed to show anything? It kinda loses its luster without including the cancun on 3 pic…
Shout out to the jorts, man. they never died in my mind
West and Amanda
And after the dust settles it turns out its Lu Dort?
As a Shai fan what is bro yapping about 😭✌️
Tatum and Shai battling for cornball of the century.
And rings too though.
Devin Booker gotta square up lol
Shai Cornelius Alexander
Did he just read I am legend or something 😂
What the hell does that even mean
Bro thought he cooked with this.
much to think about
How does a Canadian living in Oklahoma talk like this
The Russell Wilson of the NBA
Shai should get a new stylist
He is talking about Brooks and himself being the real villain.
Shai looks like urkele playing basketball in family matters.
SGA is Elphaba confirmed. “It’s meeeeeeeeeeeeee”
thats some dark knight type quote right there
Very subtle Shai