This is a diabolical post but it’s deserved

LeBron really created a player to outscore a team’s bench in the playoffs

Dickerson is not gonna be happy with these kids.

In the playoffs too😂

Leprince that was promised

Won by 4

Bronny had 5

“The Bronny Game” is what they will call this one

Dorian Finney-Smith, 13 million U.S Dollars

Tonight: No Bronny, No Win. Clutch 5 PTs

I’ve heard enough. He’s the goat.

6th man of the night

He has more playoff points than Zach Risacher who went 1st overall in his draft.

Ime Udoka: “Shooting is overrated. Just be physical and foul.”

GM’s gotta get shit for this

Yes, they were unlucky losing FVV and Adams, but they had plenty of time to make moves to fill in the gaps. Instead they just stared down some obvious flaws and said “we good”

How awful is Houston’s bench lmao

Meanwhile the fraudulent 1st pick isn’t even on the rotation. Never question LePrince again

Honestly both baskets he scored were pretty nice. And now LeBron has assisted Bronny on 3 buckets in the past month. The father-son combo is heating up.

Walk of shame for the Rockets after reading this.

You can look back in the summer and see everyone clamoring about how good our off-season was. Wingflation died this season.

Send our FO and coach to the depths of basketball hell.

dfs with a kuzma-esque statline

11 min, 0 pts, 0/5 fg, 4 reb, 0 ast, 1 stl, 0 blk

what does this guy even do

Rockets are actually terrible and not like wow they’re shit but like it’s sad and rough to look at terrible 

Dudes never lost a playoff game. Just saying

You telling me the Rockets bench scored 3 points and people out here blaming KD??!!

That’s so disgusting from the Rockets lol

Imagine being cooked by a create-a-teammate

“LeBron’s sperm outscores Houston.”

Honestly I’m happy for Bronny. He’s showing he is actually NBA caliber. Not a star probably, but he could become a solid role player one day.

I’m not supposed to laugh but this is so hilarious. Rockets are truly cooked as a whole.

Well yeah when you playing Jae’Sean Tate and Jeff Green in pivotal moments thats what will happen 

Acts of terrorism from the Rocket’s bench

went back and looked at his draft class and he might just be a top 10 player from that year lmao

Bronny game

GENERATIONAL

all of his points were assisted by his father.

Durant deserves this for the burner debacle. Moron didnt learn from his mistakes

Savanah has been carrying the egg that was impregnated by LeSperm since she was conceived jsut so it could become bronny and outscore the Houston Rocket’s bench in 2026

He has more points than Riscaher

Imagine losing to Lebron and the Lakers in 2020, blowing up the entire roster, going though a whole ass rebuild, just to go down 0-3 to Lebron and LA again without Luka or Reaves, yeah this team is cooked

Bronny is a legit 3 and D player, should not be a surprise anymore when he plays well

This is the content I’m here for

LeSperm, my glorious prince

I mean KD, Adams, and FVV are out. Jabari, Amen, and Sengun were feasting tonight. And the whole Rockets fanbase screamed for 40+ Reed Sheppard minutes for some reason.

Not much space for any bench scoring tbh.

Surprised that our bench was better today, especially with LaRavia being unplayable, considering how putrid it was this season

Teamful of MEbounders

Rockets are now LeBron’s grandsons

Without Bonny’s points. Lakers lose 107-108 #boxscorewatchers

Where were you when LeJr outsourced an entire nba team’s bench…in the playoffs??

3 points from the bench is insane

3 bench points is crazy

They should sign the fan who hit the half court shot between the 3rd and 4th quarter. Legitimately saw better shot making from him than any Rockets bench player tonight.

That’s wild man

Nahhhhh

Houston are fucking dogshit

GOAT DNA

The Lakers have also won his minutes every game (while being single digit wins)

Unironically I think Bronny needs more touches. He can score.

houston tanked for years, stockpiled picks, traded harden, hired a championship coach, and are now getting outscored by a guy whose dad literally made him

Bronny contributing in the playoffs before LaMelo or Zion is wild asf

Holy shit I thought you meant during Bronny’s minutes lmao what the fuck

I thought you meant in the OT. Looked at the box score lol wut

I’m tired boss

Bronny had some nice defense this game