Who wouldn’t want to slap that tho.

Them cheeks were looking too juicy

I love how he assumed it was his 3B coach then was bewildered to see that it was the ump

SLAP ASSSSSS

Bro saw his opportunity and went for it. We would all do the same.

When the cake cart rolls by, you grab a slice

It’s not his fault.

Finally proof of collusion. Strip the Yankees of all their titles and give them to the Mets.

Stanton was the original Big Dumper

Clear proof of MLB’s unfair favoritism towards the Yankees /s

i get it

“Encouragement”

I mean….

He just likes that Big Dumper

wholesome af

Love how it wasn’t a split second decision. By the start of the clip he’s already decided that’s he’s gonna do it

I like how Stanton grins at his teammate and then realizes it couldn’t have been him slapping his ass

Stanton once got hit on the ass by a baseball. After hours of excruciating pain, the baseball died.

One of my favorite Reddit comments ever was a few years ago when a gif was posted with the title of (something like) “Buck Showalter grabs a handful of Degrom” and it was like, a full hand grab and jiggle of Degrom’s ass, and the top comment was “let’s be honest, we’d all love to do that.” Idk why but that comment always killed me lmao

Yeah, he couldn’t help it, look at those juicy cheeks

No wonder Stanton doesn’t run fast. He’s towing a whole wagon back there

Just wanted a feel of those two all beef patty’s

That DDDJDD turnaround…

Remember how grouchy scherzer was when Dave Roberts tapped his ass?

As a Red Sox fan when I was a kid I would be mad at this but the Yankees stink so much lately I feel like they need all the encouragement they can get

You never see umps giving teams that type of friendliness. Made all the more interesting by the number of favorable calls the Yankees seem to be getting of late 🤔