Ant after last night’s win: “I love Donte. I told him after the game he got gorrilla nuts.” Randle nods approvingly
Gorilla nuts as a compliment is some of the most out of pocket shit I’ve ever heard
Ant just funneling all his money into NBA Cares with the fines
Gorilla Nut
sounds like a supplement you’d find on r/cumbiggerloads
That can’t be a real sub
Subreddit created: 11/08/2021 (4 years) Subscribers: 103,342
damn
There’s probably a r/cumsmallerloads too.
I also hate it when I nut so much I flood the room
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C’mon risky click of the day!
What the fuuuu
I love the Internet.
Aight bro relax. I thought of the weed strain called Gorilla Nut 😭
Lmaooo one of the top posts there rn is about a dudes partner having an allergic reaction to his cum
It’s awful and I feel terrible for her, but holy shit lol
As someone who studied Evolutionary Anthropology,
amongst apes the gorillas actually have the smallest testicles.
Chimpanzees on the other hand have testicles as large as their brains.
Well, I’m now upset that my anthropology professor failed to mention that amazing information.
TIL I’m a Chimp
He said this exact same thing about NAW a couple years ago
It’s funny because factually speaking, male gorillas have tiny balls.
Much smaller compared to humans.
Nuts so big they fall out those pockets.
Why
gorillas have the smallest testes and penises relative to their body size among all apes
even if i knew this i wouldnt be the guy dropping the knowledge
That’s because you don’t have the gorrila nuts to do so.
It sounds like that’s exactly what he has
true, everyone knows the most well endowed apes are dropping cock facts whenever possible
Apes together strong
nuts hanging tight
But don’t get them twisted. They’re just friends
Which is a compliment, right? Trying to keep up
Now you won’t be the guy saying gorillas have big nuts though 👍
My exact thought
Someone’s gotta do it
Lmaooo
It’s like knowing the difference between a endophile and a pedophile, most people are gonna raise an eyebrow.
Isn’t saying this indicating that you know the difference though. Consider my eyebrow raised.
Bruh I’ve never even seen the word endophile before lmao what happened to the other way people were trying and failing to excuse being into minors?
and that is why no one will remember your name
Wrong….I do
A/s/l?
16 f cali 🤭
No Giddey
Dude, you’re killing me smalls.
Well how do they compare directly to the other apes? That’s the important part here
Okay but are we talking about relative size because I assume gorilla nuts on a human would still be fuckin huge
They’re big and yolked to overcompensate for the micropenises, like the people that drive huge trucks with nuts hanging off the back.
Lmaooo so I had to look this up and bruh is correct
Ever been teabagged by a gorilla? It’s surprisingly tolerable. Don’t ask me how I know.
Haha, so he was just messing with him?
im guessing OKC fans havent been measured yet.
Well how big are they in total though
Thanks Napoleon
What about the average size compared to a ddv sized human ape? These are the questions we need to be asking and questions that I don’t want to google
That man is so daring and courageous. His testicles must be tiny
Go tell them that.
An old SNL sketch made the same mistake:
”…sausages as big as a gorilla’s piscadeel!”
Key and Peele disguised as basketball players
Ant looks he’s high on potenuse
I SAID THAT
Please Mr. lukaxdirk7741 keep your comments to yourself
He looks like Eazy E there
I can’t get enough of this guy.
- Ant’s kids (probably)
Send da video
Prove da paternity
Pay da child support in one payment.
is that… good?
Not particularly
i’m getting mixed reports
Absolutely, the exact same compliment he gave NAW a couple years ago
To Ant, yes it’s good haha
Saying he has big balls (although apparently gorilla nuts technically aren’t big)
Ant used to also call NAW Gorilla nuts
Last person he christened with Gorilla Nuts was NAW 🙂↕️ the ultimate compliment from Ant
Such a fun roster. Dante grinding his ass off for loose balls and hitting daggers 3’s is why he is here.
Sounds like a guy the Knicks could really use!
Man if only there was a way we could tell if he’d be good with this current Knicks squad
Donte was pretty good playing with the Knicks core in college. I’m sure he’d fit right in
That is what he’s getting at. Knicks were even promoting the “supernova” team before shipping him away.
Yeah I was playing along with his bit lol
He always seems to rise in the playoffs tbh
Tbf he was rough last year but he’s been great these first 2 games so far!
I mean this in a good way, but that roster is not “fun” outside of Ant, but even with him there’s some stuff out there that’s not very fun.
You guys have quite a few “you love them on your team, hate them on others” guys. Particularly Dante.
I want you to say with a straight face that Naz Reid is not fun…..
I hate him and Dante because of the brawl to close the season with the Pistons last year, so I’m definitely biased. So no, they’re not fun.
Beef Stew tries to fight the world and you blame the other people involved.
Not what I said whatsoever, but do you.
Nah, you gotta let that go. Big Jelly is a vibe. Plus his sister was murdered right before the season started. Bro gets a pass.
Naz has been through some shit man, sucks…..
Really??? That seems odd to me, idk. That fight was kind of crazy for sure, but I thought it was basically the refs fault for not calling ANYTHING before it throughout the game or doing anything to step in when it was clearly getting chippy.
My memory is there was like shit going on from both teams prior to that. And the fight was just everything boiling over because the refs forgot they had whistles.
But if that’s your reason fair enough my guy. Makes the Dante comment make a lot more sense now too. And maybe I’m misremembering that fight. Idk.
Strongly disagree with this take.
Heavily biased with former Knicks on the team but I love the Wolves
Knicks have basically become my second team. I watch almost every Knicks game now too lol
My dream is a Wolves Knicks finals. One day
Bro you have beef stew on your team
What about “you love them on your team, hate them on others” guys was unclear to you? Lol. If Beef stew was on any other team I wouldn’t be able to stand him.
What has donte done that puts him anywhere near beef stew?
who the fuck is hating on donte?
Ant is so naturally funny
All of this from one post game interview. Must be fun as hell to be around him on a day to day basis
“I was like Ahh don’t shoot that donte!”
”…. Yeah I remember stomping on eddies couch. I mean, yeah I always think his shots going in”
Ant’s the king of giving out nicknames that people don’t want lmao
First it’s Mike “Bite Bite” Conley and now we got Gorrilla Nuts DiVincenzo
And none of the nicknames make any sense…..except for somehow they kind of do a little bit for some reason lol….
Ant’s mind works in mysterious ways lol
Shit, Austin Rivers was Macaroni Tony
This is the best one LOL Austin Rivers HATED it too 🤣
Donte GorillaNutcenzo
RIP NAW, the OG gorilla nuts
Gorilla nuts is a title that only one person can have the honor of holding.
LOL after all the clips from this presser with Randle cracking up at the wild shit Ant is saying, there’s something so funny at him just nodding sagely at “gorilla nuts”
“hell yeah”
I mean what else can Randle really say or emote after hearing all the crazy shit Ant says and then spits out Gorilla nuts
Nod your head and move on
“Nod your head and move on” is great advice for finishing up at the arena urinals.
the other stuff was just ant having fun and cracking jokes
ant calling him gorilla nuts was really real
“Hell yeah”
Hell yeah
The Big Ragonads
I wanna see them win a chip just for the press conference
Or at least some dramatic games
That Game 7 press conference with KAT is GOATed. So many banger quotes lol
His pressers used to be even crazier his rookie and 2nd year. Once they asked him how he felt hitting clutch shots and he said he felt like Black Jesus 🤣
“I feel like black Jesus yeah…I saw the man in front of me. I saw fear in his eyes I guess. That was all she wrote”
Don’t worry they won’t
I know a hawks fans not talking
Ant, who I call AE to much criticism in my home, is hilarious. It’s hard not to cheer for him.
Does this reference anything besides his initials?
I thought it was hilarious that Dante didn’t trust Rudy on the clinching basket and just dunked it on a 3-0 fast break to end it.
But honestly, Dante got that Dawg in him.
He a LOG DAWG
LOBLAW LOGDOG
Why did Milwaukee trade Divincenzo again?
The bigger question is why did the Knicks trade him AND give up all their draft capital for Mikal Bridges when Donte was great for them
because mitchell robinson would have been our only center after okc signed hartenstein. a lot of us didn’t like the trade either but the logic wasn’t that out there.
Because they wouldn’t have got KAT without trading Donte and they had no center. They really needed KAT
Because this is the same franchise that hired doc Rivers
I wonder if yall had to google these gorilla facts or if you just knew it off the top of your head. Either way I dont like it
Gorillas having tiny nuts has been on r/todayilearned at least 20 times.
I haven’t seen anyone answer the question I have though. Gorillas have small nuts for their body size. But if you put a pair of gorilla nuts on my body, would they be small. I’m not gonna google that.
They would look average/above average but nothing crazy
Gorillas balls average 30-35g Humans are 20-40g Chimpanzees are around 120g
It has to do with how animals mate. Gorillas have a dominat male so the boys don’t have competition. Chimps are wildin like a Florida retirement home, so their boys win like the Russian army
pause
You already know the answer to that question.
This guy couldn’t be unfunny even if he tried
Donte probably has N word pass
https://i.imgur.com/oLhhBoj.jpeg
this interview got hella quotes
Some banger quotes out of this game. I love this rivalry
You gotta love Ant I don’t care who your favorite team is
They look like a key and Peele skit
Ant is infinitely likable
So he got small meat bundle?
Randle had a great game last night. One of those players where great games are crickets and bad games are laughing stocks. Though that’s also the general direction of discourse online.
He was awesome! We have an appreciation post for him in our sub
I’m keeping this vid bookmarked to hype myself up whenever necessary.
I knew when I watched Hustle that this was Ant. People were like, oh he is a talented actor, meanwhile I’m here saying you all believe he’s acting?! LOL Good times this guy.
tf did I just hear!? 😭😂😂
ant should never get pr trained
Reading the threads y’all have in here has been a comedy.
I’m so sad that both of these teams can’t move onto round 2.
Ant is wearing safety glasses lol
Donte aka Gorilla Nutscenzo
Any might’ve gotten higher than I did last night and I was playing my “take a hit when Rudy looks funny” game…
He has small nuts lmao
Wish we had those nuts on the Knicks still
As a warriors fan, I was really upset we let him go. Donte is amazing.
The NBA can’t fine Ant enough to tame him. Honestly they should just let players speak openly without punishment unless it’s something that really could hurt their image.
Ant is great for the NBA, on and off the court.
Dog😭
Pure poetry
Is that where Gorilla Glue comes from??
If Donte keeps this up, he might get the decorated pass
Seems like a shtick at this point
Pause but I like how he cleared his throat before saying that out of pocket shit.
Reminds me of the Sam Cassell celebration
If LaMelo said this he’d be called a dirty immature thug