Kevin Durant to a Laker fan: “Get that grown man d*ck out of your mouth.”
that’s getoffmydickerson talking
👑 dropped this KD
A getoffmydickerson is talking
Listen and learn 🗣️🚫
This feels exactly like when they do a title drop during a movie.
Getoffhisdickerson
getthedickoffthemoutherson
KD always thinking about dicks
EasyDickSniper
EasyMoneyshotSniper
EasyGoldenShower
Closet reaper
KDickTrey35
EasyDickSlurper
Uhhh, if there is any type of dick that is going in a mouth, it should be grown man dick.
hungry man thinks of bread
Don’t google Metzitzah B’peh then
Why? Just why would you curse us with this knowledge?
I wish I could remove the memory of searching this, like Dumbledore throws shit into the pensieve
Shut it down
Maybe that’s why he ain’t got a chick after all this time. I ain’t judging 🤷♂️
he’s actually promoting chastity. “Get off my Dickerson” “Get that grown man’s dick out your mouth”, KD just making a stand against premarital sex.
Nah bro thats cuz he dont shower 😂🤣
If he did, his ankles would disintegrate.
KD 🤝 Soldier Boy
He needs more dicks to build the dickship to get home to dick planet
Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
Lmfao! Very nicely done
Holy shit. Is KD gay? Everything would make so much more sense about his off-court life lol.
Idk if a gay man would comment on ScarJo bath water like he did
Public over the top thirst for the most non-controversially hot woman is exactly how closeted men act lol
—closeted gay man
Gay people have biological children. I don’t think a comment means all that much.
I don’t think we need to go down this path.
You are what you eat
Kevin Dickrant
I wonder if that’s a east coast thing. A lot of their insults involves a dick
Its very popular all around to call someone out for dickriding/dickeating its all the same. Its just a call out for basically being a fanatic (not just a fan)
Im pretty sure I know what dick riding means lol
Yeah! You and I invented it after all. Though you have yet to give me any credit. But I’m not in it for fame, I do it because it’s right.
He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
“You used to draw dicks? like a man dick?”
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Bus-rider Dick-rider
He misses Draymomd’s.
When I was in the NBA for my first season, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8% of rookies do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.
That’s not KD guys! That’s getoffmydickerson!
His alternate ego
I think KD is the alternate one
Batman seeing Bruce Wayne as his alter ego type shit
Why did he add “grown man” like it makes it worse? If someone is gonna have a dick in their mouth by far the best case scenario is that its owner is grown
I guess the actual implication is that the dick is mature and formidable. Maybe it implies the guy with dick in his mouth is even more subservient that you you think given the maturation of the dominant dick.
Just fyi, could’ve hit “cancel” at any time when typing that out
This subreddit is fucking wild man
Yep. This is the Reddit I know and love
I need this laugh today
It does make it worse metaphorically speaking. He’s saying a grown man doesn’t need that much emotional support compared to a younger person, but that dude is supporting so much that he might as well have the dick in his mouth.
This is the analysis I come to r/nba for
🤣was thinking the same thing
release the KD files
i feel like it’s a black culture thing to add “grown man” in this instance. emphasizing how it’s not manly or alpha. it’s not literal
What’s wrong with the act itself??
Freudian slip
Maybe he prefers barely legal dicks?
Don’t sleep on grown woman dick
Lmao, I knew the comments in this post would deliver.
Unless it’s a teen 👀
That would be the perfect response
Lmaooooo
I don’t know how people can hate on KD. Dude is what all redditors in this sub aspire to be.
I hate myself most of all
lol exactly wtf is bro talking about? No one hates me more than me
I used to think this then I got married
Self-loathing
Not what you should aspire to be
What do you mean? Trash talking is an art form.
His trash talking ain’t even S tier
Quality of trash talk: B tier
Quantity of trash talk: A+/S- Tier
Longevity of trash talk: S+ Tier
Going to bed hating, waking up hating for so long brings the overall score up to S tier. If we went by just quality, then I would agree.
Fair, fair
Im a quality > quantity guy but I cant argue with your logic
This isn’t trash talking lol
I guess it’s more of a statement.
A suggestion
A request
Speak for yourself lmao
Redditors hate redditors the most. We know what we are we know the world would he better with less of us.
You sure that’s not you projecting lol
I do not aspire to be a deeply unhappy loser. Even if i had all the money in the world
You can’t unironically think this about KD.
Yeah, we’re already there, my friend :(
Hi KD how’s it going?
Ehh. Not everyone likes this behavior
That’s exactly it. Everyone knows redditors hate themselves.
I don’t know how people can still take KD seriously.
He’s overrated and obnoxious.
Overrated? Like his trash-talking skills are overrated?
I like KD but the reasoning for hating him is pretty easy to understand. Softest move in NBA history, talks shit about his teammates, and every team he joined since leaving the Warriors has imploded in grand fashion.
He’s pretty damn funny though.
Very easily.
Pretty sure Kawhi Leonard is what people Aspire to be.
Nah, I think you’re mistaken.
He feeds the content ecosystem as good as anyone in the league
Kawhi is who I aspire to be
This is a 37 year old man
Never to old to troll
37 is a troll’s prime
He’s just 37teen still has a lot of maturing to do
I understand why people love(d) watching Kevin Durant the basketball player play basketball. I’ll never understand why people love Kevin Durant the person.
(I get not hating him. He’s not necessarily a bad guy. But man is he an annoying teenager)
Says the guy posting on gossip subreddits lol
Meanwhile you’re hiding your comment history.
I commented on a post cause someone said that after watching Nolan Ryan put someone in a headlock in 1993 all baseball fights have been soft, and I thought that was a ridiculously old-headed thing to say. It’s a sports sub and I didn’t even post on it, just commented. Odd that you’re checking my comment history, but theres whole story for you.
37 too old to trash talk?
What does his age have to do with anything? Genuine question. If you can even answer it
He wants them to get off other people’s dickersons too?
no just his.
Getoffmygrownmandickerson
KD too old to be talking like that man lmao
Seriously. He’s 37, for god’s sake. He should be smoking a corncob pipe in a tweed suit and waxing poetic about Johnny Carson. It’s extremely unbecoming of a senior to be speaking like this.
Millennials catching strays.
He should be talking about the economy and geopolitics
37 is bit too young. We wax poetic about Conan
It’s in our best interest to do so!
He should be wearing beige leather shoes and go for a walk in a mall or park
Boat shoes and a cardigan
ESPN: Kevin Durant advises fan to remove adult penis from mouth, prefers children.
Big energy for someone ducking LeBron /s
what internet addiction does to a persons language skills
People have been saying this before the internet bro lol
This is severe homophobia. Adam Silver should take a look at this. Warrants a suspension, for say, around 3-6 games.
A real word smith.
Why “grown man” dick? As opposed to?
Little boy dick. Clearly a shot at Steph.
/s
Lmao damn
KD got that gramps energy
King of NBACJ
There’s a zero percent chance he’s not mrsunsfan’s father
Lmfao
Says the guy who’s a Drake Stan lmao.
lets play the 10-15 ssconds before KD made the comment
As a child he was probably like Jonah hill’s character from Superbad just drawing dicks everywhere.
ATP, I think some of these weirdo grown man spectators get off from hearing KD talk to them like that.
I assume he’s talking to some young woman at a game with an older man
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ever notice how the most homophobic dudes can literally never stop thinking or talking about dick, gay sex or gay men?
Later from the tunnel, “I mean, not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
That fan paid 10k to get cursed out by kd. Prob best day of his life
They will never make me hate you KD
Lmao def to the Bron Stans
He kinda sounded like Obama here.
One of us! One of us!
Fans are delusional
Lol
Dude misses 4 games all season and misses game 1???
Something smells here…
For a while I was pearl clutching over his trolling but over the past few years I am all here for it. Genuinely hilarious
KD is hilarious
Lebron fans could learn a thing or two
Kd don’t be giving a fuck😂
what if they are into that KD. what if they were born that way
What’s the context here? Was that man really fellating someone in front of KD?
Burner account KD is such an insecure DIVA
‘Get off his Dickerson and onto my Dickerson’
Is he implying you should put a child’s dick in your mouth?
This is some happy Gilmore level shit talking. “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
He asked him to get off my Dickerson.
Getthatgrownmandickoutyourmoutherson has entered the chat
Alright courtisde prices are now worth it, id pay to get roasted by kd
Tbf fans have been way out of line lately. Match their energy
He’s such a thin skinned snowflake.
Getofhisdickerson
“Ain’t nobody taking about yo mama, Kevin!”
I wonder if KD posts on r/kitchencels
Get off the bench and play in the playoffs
So that’s his thing now? He just says get that D out your mouth to every fan base? KD be better bro
Hes mad af they lost lmfao
Sounds like a weird thing to say, but probably effective.
I doubt the guy had a comeback.
Dude is made of Charmin.
Dang basketball is so anti family friendly got star players out here telling people to stop sucking dick
GetoffmyDickerson is just talking shit, I don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
LA can be cool af sometimes in the funniest ways bc who’s that sick ass old person in the cowboy fit courtside? 😭
He’s an NBA super fan. I don’t remember if he lives in LA but you’ll see him court-side all the time. He’s been to thousands of games throughout his life
That’s awesome, what a legend! lol
Comment section is hilarious.
For the record, I hate that he’s on our roster.
Oh Brother 🤦🏽♂️
The greats could always tune out the stupid fans. The new gen (I’m including Durant) haven’t learned it yet.
Any reaction is what these dickheads want. And you give it to them. It’s psychology 101 (which I failed)
It’s a really weird thing to say grown man because what else is there
“Watch the game and shut up”
Getoffmydickerson’s clap backs are undefeated
Lot of comments on the dick belonging to a grown man or not. I think in the rush of saying something, he’s misstating his complaint against many fans. It’s more like “You’re a grown man, it’s pathetic to be so obsessed and emotionally invested in us players. It’s fine if you’re a kid.”
So really it’s more like “get that dick out of your grown man mouth”
Very cool thing to say, what a great guy.
New KD files about to drop
This guy is so trashy
This sub is white af.
the only comback that that 7ft PUSC knows is dick and mouth of another man.
KD = Knows Dicks
Go back to the bench. Who are you?
“A disgusting act”
Game’s never been so back
hilarious lmao man