Magic fined $25,000

I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he’s very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it’s un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a “freak of nature” …..maybe it’s truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron’s mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it’s just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in “experiments.” read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like “well let’s test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this.” it’s not all that crazy. you don’t think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it’s been documented. you don’t think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he’s some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that’s why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say “look at this, you don’t wanna fund this on a larger scale?”

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn’t see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now…..

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

edit: something I’d like to add in case someone says “well if this is true why wouldn’t lebron’s mom come forward and admit it, just say I participated in a government experiment and lebron was the result.” well she doesn’t know. it’s simple, she goes to a hotel with a john, he slips something in a drink and she gets knocked out-cold. they take her and do whatever they did. give her some amnesiacs or anesthesia (probably benzos too) so when she wakes up she’s in a haze and doesn’t remember anything. not even the john. she finds out she’s pregnant later and just assumes she got knocked up by any random john. has lebron. shit even if she participated willingly, got paid, and knows everything, no one would believe her crazy ass.

Yeah Tatum is about to hit the time period in LeBron’s career where he made 8 Finals in a row (and 9 out of 10)

I think it’s a perfectly reasonable way to talk about it lmao people just love to criticize

wasnt looking for it is a nice way of saying “didnt ask” im gonna steal that

That’s the knock: Tatum has to maintain that performance for another 10 years. And then another 5.

The problem is the “Celtics are kind of Tatum and bums years”. Those will happen. And can Tatum will those teams to ECFs, just to get the raw games in? That’s the hard part. It’s the consistency and longevity. Bron’s longevity related records are going to be wildly hard to beat for that reason—you have to keep being a 1a option out to 37,and almost everyone falls to being a 2nd option type player past 32-33. Still good, but a 2nd option, not a solo winner.

ummm Tatum’s age 26 season is literally last season. Current age would just add this year’s playoffs which he hasnt even finished his first game yet.

He got 4333 over the next 8 years which includes a year he missed the playoffs.

1. Wilt

2. Bam

3. …Kobe

4. Tatum. He will stop at 80 out of respect for Kobe

That’s only 7 seasons because the first was included in my cutoff. Then he only had deep runs in 2 of the next 7. Tatum already has a lead and would definitely need things to go right but it’s not crazy.

I’m saying this is a volume stat based on a condition outside of a players control. Purely based on age Tatum is ahead of where LeBron was at this age in playoff scoring. LeBron obviously better but the Celtics are a well run org.

It was on a post about his efficiency. The post highlighted how it was the best efficiency by a guard averaging 30+ ever. Even better than MJ. That’s when some fans started comparing those two and saying how if he 3 peated he would be ranked higher than Bron. 

Why would I make that up? I said some. Not all. It was a post about his crazy efficiency year he’s had. 

Not true at all. The east has been pretty crappy overall since 00. The pacers were not a great team, more a pretty good one, but just like j Kidd did 2x and d12 and AI did, a superstar could drag a mid to bad roster to the finals in the east. Early LeBron facing the big 3 Celtics was damn impressive but the east really was weak it wasn’t just that LeBron made it look weak.

I mean it’s true in the sense that you don’t need to score a lot to be a great player.

We’re talking about it. Gotta face that adversity before success. The thing with LeBron, is most of those losses came during what many people say was his prime.