THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU’LL SEE ME SAY THIS: WOLVES IN 4 BABY WE’RE HAVING NUGGIES FOR DINNER AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Onyeka Okongwu is 6’9”.

Mitchell Robinson just woke up this morning with 6 offensive rebounds.

CLEVELAND CANT HURT ME NOW THAT THE BAD MAN IS GONE.

EVERYONE THINKS SHAI IS A FOUL BAITER BUT JUST WAIT TO SEE WHAT DENI IS GOING TO DO TO THE SPURS

Evan Mobley the type of dude to contest shots emotionally, not physically.

I just hope everybody has fun and we can all be friends at the end of this. Good luck Detroit bros.

TRAILBLAZERS? HAH! MORE LIKE TRAILED LAZERS. LOSERS.. TRAIN LOONERS…. TRAI..

FUCK

ITS BEEN SO LONG, IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO DO THIS. I NEED TO WORK BACK INTO BEING A FUCKIN SMELLY, HOMELESS DEGENERATE TROLL LIKE SOMEONE FROM PORTLAND

:D

Hornets fans coping “Magic gonna get destroyed by pistons” Probably but after losing by 30 to the Magic what kind of hornet genocide were we going to witness if they played the pistons?

CAN’T WAIT FOR KD’S “MY NEXT CHAPTER” AFTER 41 YEAR OLD LEBRON BEATS HIM IN 6 AND AVERAGES 34/11/9 AND HITS A LEBRONTO GAME WINNER ON HIS NO BITCHES HAVING ASS

I’d say suns in 4 but the education in OK is so bad I don’t think they can cont that high. 

IDC ITS WAS SUPOSSED TO BE A GAP YEAR BUT IF WE LOSE TO EITHER PHILLY OR NEW YORK I’M LOSING MY SHIT

IDC WHO WINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP.

OKAY I DO AS LONG AS IT’S NOT OKLAHOMA

BTW THE NEW REDDIT SUCKS

THE NEW NBA APP SUCKS.

YES IM OLD AND RESISTANT TO CHANGE. SUE ME

Lakers versus Rockets is going to be two old men battling it out and arguing while the youth stand around and watch.

Dort is going to clothesline D Book in game 3, Dillon leg sweeps SGA in retaliation and injures him, Spurs win it all.

Brother I have 47

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I’d be disappointed if Isaiah Stewart didn’t start a fight.

ANT WILL WAKE UP WITH HIS RUNNERS KNEE MAGICALLY HEALED AND DROP 50PPG THIS SERIES

SPURS FANS BOUT TO LOATHE DEEARON FOX LOSING THEM THE SERIES.

DUDE HAS LOST SPEED AND THE CLUTCH PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD WAS LEFT HOME IN SACRAMENTO.

Fuck Trae Young just because.

Ant is charismatic and entertaining but lacks maturity

Jaden McDaniels lacks emotional depth

Gobert has baguettes for hands

Julius Randle has too much emotional depth

Ayo Dosunmu is a cool name and I don’t know enough about him to talk

Bizzy Bones about to help the Nuggets get another title not being on the team

Naz Reid seems cool

Jingles

Serbian Artillery is guided by God, Blue Arrows gonna rain down, AG is Him, Nuggets in 4

MAKING BEEF STEW. MAGIC IN 6!!

I’M READY TO GET HURT AGAIN

EASTERN CONFERENCE IS ABOUT TO GET SMACKED. FUCK BOSTON YOUR BUM ASS GOT EXPOSED LAST YEAR, THESS FUCKING NEW RANDOS AINT SHIT. FUCK CLEVELAND WE ALREADY KNOW THE STORY WITH HARDEN

MSG is going to be rocking

BRONNY JAMES IS GOING TO PLAY MINUTES

Ant is going to make the nuggets crack a smile that they’ll try and hide like 6 times this series. Book it

We will witness the first game with quadruple doubles on both sides: Scottie Barnes with blocks and Harden with turnovers.

if the rockets can’t sweep/gentleman sweep the lakers without luka and reeves, they should just trade the entire roster and move the team to vegas (this is not a trash talk)

r/nba is somehow both preloading maximum LeBron slander after the Lakers very likely lose to the Rockets, but have also already forgotten Kawhi’s and Steph’s bad games

IM SCARED!

I just hope there are good games, with good sportsmanship & everyone leaves healthy and happy.

(WHO AM I KIDDING, DENVER IN 4.. FUCK MINNESOTA!)

Dillon fouls out every game by a bunch of foul baiters. OKC in 4

MSG is going to be roaring

I’m conflicted. Fuck the Lakers as always, but losing to the Lakers might be the only way to get rid of Udoka

FUCK THE KNICKS AND JIM DOLAN. PISTONS IN 4

IF PHOENIX HAS THE SUN THEN WE ARE BRINGING A THUNDERSTORM OF ASTROPHAGE

EMBIID IS THE BIGGEST MVP BUST OF ALL TIME. DUDE’S MISSED MORE GAMES THAN HE’S PLAYED. FUGAZI ASS MVP.

THUNDER IN 3 BOOK IT

#SUNSUP BABY!

Dillon the Villian about to find some new nards to kick

Don’t cry Joe (note: not Joe Fulks, it’s Embiid)
Let her go
Let her go
Let her go

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FTC (even though they own us in the playoffs every single fucking time)

fuck Philly

As a Pelicans fan, I wish teams would consider how much more would be accomplished if the two opposing playoff teams joined forces instead of playing against each other. Get everyone on the same team, playing TOGETHER, with no enemies, no agendas, just a recognition that we truly r all stronger together!

In the NY series I’d send Dyson on KAT 48 mins a game and keep Jalen on Brunson.

THEY GOT US PLAYIN PANTS TONIGHT

IM A LAKER FAN AND I ALREADY KNOW AYTONS EGO AGAINST CAPELA IS GOING TO END OUR SEASON. SOMEONE CRY WITH ME PLEASE

I think LeBron actually has a chance vs Houston. They aren’t winners 

LAKERS AINT GON MISS SHIT

95% PERFECT FIELDGOALS

ROCKETS WITHOUT OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS IS LIKE SYDNEY SWEENEY WITHOUT TITS

ONLY ONE JALEN AND ITS JALEN BRUNSON

The suns suck

Kd making another burner mid series

Denver is trash, jokic chokes in game 7s

Wemby will get dunked on by Chet

Don’t even need to say anything about the east teams luhmao