[Charania] “Team sources told me Draymond Green was sick, he was throwing up, puking all over the place in pregame, sideline in the back area by the locker room”
He actually was sweating at such crazy levels that I believe this.
Yeah Dray always looks more tired than most because he mouth breaths, but he looked haggard at points last night even for him.
100% this does make sense he was drained at the end. Amazing performance
He hugged so many people after the game. They won’t be happy about this š
Damn… he hugged Curry…
In before, Steph Curry will miss then 2nd play-in game due to excessive, explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea.
I pointed it out to my GF and she thought I was crazy. But I 100% believe it now
At the end of the game, he basically looked like how video games depict wet characters by turning the shininess up. He was soaked
Heās pregnant
And Lebron is the father.
“The King inside me!”
Darymond’s Future Autobiography:
“The King & I”
The King in I
LeKing & I
“The man inside me”
He needs a defensive player to help him when Bronny is retired and he is still playing as a young 61 years old
LeBrokeback Mountain
From power forward to power bottom!
Lol jfc take your upvote
Nah, Dwight Howard is the father
AO3 writers taking notes.
honestly, that plot is pretty tame for them.
Everyone is of appropriate age here
And none of them are dragons/fairy/unicorns.
“The King in the Green”
am I pregnant
U r pragnat
How is babby formed
Starch masks
Am I gregnant?
PrƩgantƩ?
PREGANANANT???
send da ultrasound
Pregante
Check HLTV
He delivered a masterpiece win, light the cigars!
Marcus Thompson earlier today:
And Green did it while battling illness. His congestion was severe enough to warrant a chest X-ray. Before the game, he needed a nebulizer to help him breathe. When he subbed out in the first quarter, Green had both hands on his head, too fatigued to hide it.
Odd that the Marcus Thompson article paints a completely different picture (and illness). Either Shams or Thompson ran to the press without the full details and added some in.
Marcus is a longtime Bay Area and warriors reporter whoās very well respected, my money is on him over Shams any day
The chest x-ray certainly sounds a lot more believable
I suppose he could had a flu virus as well, but I just generally donāt put much stock into what Shams says if itās off the cuff and not something he copy pastaād into a tweet
Shams has been caught lying many, many times.
His own co-workers think he is strange, and his own University wouldn’t call him a journalist.
The dude only cares about being first to news, not right.
Hey, he just reports the news. He stands by his reporting.
And Benjamin did it while battling illness. His congestion was severe enough to warrant a chest X-ray. Before the buffet, he needed a nebulizer to help him breathe. When he subbed after the first plate, Benjamin had both hands on his stomach, too fatigued to hide it.
Itās an old meme sir, but it checks out
Bros bronchitis was contagious how he got in Leonardās chest
Flu like symptoms!!!
screaming, crying, throwing up
Draymonds flu game.
The glue game
Did he get takeout pizza
Pissing, shitting, cumming
Whoa that escalated quickly!
Now now we have all had a cold that made us piss, shit and cum.
I read this with Kevin Harlanās voice
Scromiting?
i shidded and farded
The pregnancy gaming
Patient zero, Dudes about to take out the league like Gobert did
All a plan by the league to get Luka and Reaves back before the end of the first series. Draymond did the deed for his King.
Exactly where my mind went as a Lakers fan š
nah just Kawhi
Kawhi might be fine if it isnt a virus.
It’s journalism when you share this story BEFORE the game starts, not the day AFTER it’s happened. What you’re doing NOW is PR.
This sentient phone with a bouffant, aching to be taken seriously as a journalist, is never not going to be pathetic as fuck
Teams tend to hide that type of information before a playoff game.
Also, reporting what team sources told him is the same level of reporting whether it’s before a game or after a game.
And actual journalists tend to reveal things teams are trying to hide, LOL. It’s multiple people responding to my initial post straight up BAFFLED at the idea that someone crying about not being taken seriously as a reporter/journalist has to meet AN ACTUAL STANDARD FIRST. “Oh, but the team didn’t want him to know, what’s he supposed to do then?” Imagine unironically asking that as if the answer isn’t crystal fucking clear before you even start typing the words into a box
Instead, people are happy to settle for simply regurgitating what a team rep shits into his fucking mouth and calling that “reporting” instead of what it is, which is a PR Human Centipede.
It’s wild how multiple generations now have no functional understanding of how the news is supposed to work. The Fourth Estate is fucking COOKED.
edit: the nephews did not like hearing that they’re not a smart as they think they are. They never do tho
Reporting information from reliable sources is reporting.
It’s hilarious that you think sports reporters must be – or have ever been – investigative journalists digging through microfiche and trashcans to uncover the volume of Draymond Green’s vomit before it hits the floor.
Pablo Torre is a fraud. I would have respected him if he reported the Aspiration deal before it happened
āSentient phone with a bouffantā goes hard
Iāve never seen him as a journalist, heās a reporter.
He’s neither. He’s a mouth pieceĀ
What do you think reporting is
Reporting is supposed to be journalism
On News networks the people who read the teleprompters and the people who wrote the articles are usually separate people. All reporters do is report information. Some of them are also journalists, but most of them arenāt
Ok then heās a journalist, all the same shit
No, heās not
Couldnāt disagree with you harder. Is it reporting to do an ad disguised as a puff piece? Itās not different to Chams
People get mad as fuck because this guy gets paid to report what he’s told. Like they really get in their feels.
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Yup this exactly. They do the same thing
Weird, I wonder why people donāt like that the prominent member of the media that holds himself out as a reliable source of information is actually just a paid mouthpiece
He’s very obviously a reliable source of information.
Him being a mouthpiece is what makes him a reliable source of information. Itās going to be slanted, but it will be reliable.
Then itās not that reliable.
Those are literally synonyms
There is difference between them, after all, they are different words with many definitions.
A reporter is often as much or more-so a presenter of information(think news anchor,) while the term journalist is a lot more broad. TYL
no they aren’t
it’s a square/rectangle situation
Nba fans when the reporter reports news he was told: š”š”š¤š¤¬š¢
Do yāall morons really not understand what a reporter is?
They don’t. They don’t like finding out their understanding is shallow as fuck, either. I got a guy right now shorting out because he’s right on the verge of realizing nobody’s making him cape up for the bar-on-the-floor standards Charania represents, he’s just volunteering to do it for (???) reason.
I swear some these guys man š
yall really takes Shams way too seriously. Who give a shit if we know this before or after the game. hell i doubt warriors staff wanted the clippers to know draymond was sick
lol
What a dumbass take, Mr. “Brolivier”.
They haven’t voted on all defensive team yet. Maybe he is trying to squirrel his way into another post season award like last year and his dpoy campaign
Lol terrible take. Reporting it before the game starts, I can easily say itās preemptive excuse making. As long as youāre a hater thereās no good time lmao
Doubtful the team/Draymond told him this stuff before the game lolĀ
A sports journalist really makes you this mad lol
Damn baby why are you so bothered by Shams job?
Just remember thatās all his job is, being a mouthpiece. He literally adds no value to society except for being an aggregator of information.
True journalism is all but extinct, not just sports. weāre all fucked media is just about engagement now
Man thank you for saying thisā¦
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That just sounds like a fun night
Sounds like an average night for me man
Stop spying on me.
Why am i reading this to the tune of a Jack Johnson song?
Quadrupled himself
Quadruple single
They’re gonna start calling this his flu game smh
New hangover game dropped
Canāt wait to hear the MJ Lenderman song about this one (look up hangover game for one of the best basketball related songs ever tbh)
Literally was thinking this
Play-In Flu Game
All jokes aside awesome effort by Dray, great stuff
Babe wake up new copy pasta just dropped
That’s because Shams talks like he’s writing a tweet. He is so fucking bad on camera. Should not exist outside of twitter.
r/nbacirclejerk getting outjerked again
He also looked like he injured his knee at one point. I wonder if heāll be able to play Friday.Ā
Just puking everywhere. Pregame, sideline, back area, the bench present game, in the paint, puked on the logo and then puked on that puke so much so that Jerry West actually started to smell like puke.
it was like stand by me
Idk what was going on but Dray was impeccable in the clutch.
Dray gonna infect the whole OKC squad
Oh my god heās pregnant
Draymond flu game
They donāt play tonight..
7/5/4 legacy game
“in the tea room, on the playmat in the kids room, on a giraffe’s knee, in orbit, just everywhere”
Not even a week ago this sub was clowning Draymond for believing heās still worthy of being an NBA level player.
Iām glad he shut those up.
They’ll be back when draymond has a 0 point game on a random regular season game.
You know your ass is old as an athlete when all the commentators talk about “vintage” whenever you have a good game.
Eating ass
Yeah, we cooked
Heās a dick but heās also a dawg
Draymond finally had his flu game
[Charania] “Buffet employees told me Kelvin Benjamin was hungry, he was filling up, running all over the place in the Old Country Buffet, scarfing cheesecakes in the back area by the private room”
I don’t wanna hear anymore of y’all mfers saying Kawhi should be first team all NBA when he let an old, sick and injured Draymond embarrass him like this
Great way to infect your whole team!
draymond is unintentionally and unexpectedly mike
Holy shit keep Porzingis away from him. With his terrible luck he might create a new disease if he catches it
Will he be healthy enough for the Suns game?
I’m sorry, but how much gel does Charania put in his hair?
Enough to stop the Iran war
The Puke game.
The Flu Puke Game
Some of yall complaining nonstop about Shams are hilarious as if it hasnāt been the same shit for years when Woj was around too. Insiders are called that because they report what teams tell them too in exchange for the occasional early scoop.
Sounds like an exaggeration
Why wouldnāt he just puke in the toilet or trash can? Why puke āall over the placeā like a toddler?
He didn’t shit his pants like the goat Paul Pierce
Maybe he was watching the magic offense?
Yeah not surprised, people doubting this but there was also video of him during pregame where he seemed to have a nasty cough.Ā
[Charania] “Team sources told me that Draymond was puking upstairs, downstairs, and all-around-the-town-stairs… as you do.”
We got Draymond flu game before GTA 6
I wish shams could throw himself into the sun. I love the playoffs. Godbless.
Flu game - defensive edition
I enjoyed reading this roller coaster
Sounds like you hate money more than you hate draymond
Now that I think about it, he did look sick.
MJ had his flu game, and so did Draymond Green
The source:
Dray: “I frew up”
Sports media is so cringey. Also what the ever loving fuck is going on with this guys hair.
Vomit Forth blaring through the arena.
ohhhh :( im soooo sorry
^/s
the Play-Influenza game
Team probably got psyched seeing him hit that first 3, seeing him boot and rally
He was “sick” in the last two minutes of the game too.
Mmmm al dente
Canāt wait to use this on cj ina graphic
āDad where were you when you watched the Draymond Green flu game?ā
so you’re saying his defense is so good he got kawhi sick too?
Flu game
Ngl if any clippers get sick they gotta talk to bro
I know Draymond was not feeling well coz he wasnt barking and growling after the steal on Kawhi. š¤£
We all know how this ends.
Nope
The triple single flu game
guy is trying to crate new player lore. Relax its the damn play in with bottom of the barrel teams.
Gawking for Draymond Green? Sure ig
And during the game all of a sudden the stopped throwing upā¦.funny how that works
Now he knows what we feel like looking at his ugly mug
Okay?? And??
Get as much mileage out of that 10th seed victory before elimination as possible I guess.
I’m so happy he’s physically uncomfortable.
Weird thing to say with Dort on your team
Literally anyone from any other team can talk š¹