extremely funny google puts up his final season playing stats

“career earnings after celtics super team single championship 2 decades ago”

Doc never blew a 3-1 lead with the Bucks before.

Top 10 Moments Before Disaster

Right. Bro just earned a new house and boat in key west for the trouble of mucking up his legacy a bit. Some of those spots have community access to a private airstrip so u can fly into Miami to eat at Sexy Fish on a Friday night it’s sweet

Imagine just be chilling and not expecting a call and a team goes, “Hey we’re winning but we fired our rookie coach who actually sucks and want you for years and practically a blank check”.

Adrian Griffin was criminally bad, but no way Doc Rivers says no to that.

Ask Jeeves to pick up his walking papers

Literally. Darvin Ham has been doing the in-game coaching for like two weeks, running timeouts and calling plays.

When he referenced his resume.

The team: get ready to put it out on the market again.

“Screw you guys, I’m going home”

• Glenn “Doc” “Eric Cartman” Rivers

Did they look up his resume like he asked them to?

Doc Rivers: “Google me.”

But have you Google’d his resume?

I can’t even escape in r/nba ok man

Damn nowhere is safe for Tottenham fans. I support this whole-heartedly.

Why he say fuck me for?

Fuck you

Spurs catching strays!

Who’s the worser bottler in London this campaign; Tottenham or Arsenal?

Damn. Spurs can’t escape in this sub even when their San Antonibros are doing much better than they are.

As a Bucks and Tottenham fan, I am not a great sports season :(

not before the Kings.

Shit Reinsdorfs probably gonna sign him to be GM just due to him being a Chicago guy

The thing is he actually used to be good at that. But now his voice just is done

Glad Turner found what he was looking for lmao

Happy for yall

don’t you dare utter that into the world

I thought about that earlier in the week and had a panic attack

You stop that talk right now.

And sign Tim Duncan at age 50

Elton Brand would like a word

Someone gonna give him 8 mil a year and he’s going to go fuck em kids

OKC can be coached by my Chihuahua and still win against the Nets

I want to say it was the pistons?

This is the cruelest thing I’ve ever read

KD and Doc Rivers in the same locker room is the funniest outcome

What did the Rockets do to the Raptors to deserve these cruel vile words?

Udoka just signed a six year extension. Remember, Fertitta made his fortune in the restaurant industry, so he’s not gonna pay one more dollar for labor than he absolutely has to

Praying for this just for the memes

Nah it’s been over since that dipshit didn’t wipe up the sweat that ended Middleton’s career

A super team that needed 7 games to beat the 37-45 Hawks.

No one has done less than more than Doc Rivers.

He had Thibs in his coaching staff and KG, Pierce, Allen on the floor. He is exactly the coach he was.

Even the 2008 team with 3 hall of famers and Rondo struggled to win. They went to 6 or 7 games every round that playoffs. They went 7 games against the 37-45 Hawks; insane for a team with that much talent.

Doc has ³⁄₁₃ (23%) of the blown 3-1 leads in the entire history of the NBA. Over one out of five blown 3-1 are by Doc Rivers.

He’s a chronic underachiever who needs to thank Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen at least 5 times each during his hall of fame speech.

Look it up. Encarta it.

Nooooo…. Although I have not heard from him since the pandemic

There’s one easy way to find out, let’s call Darvin Ham.

Shams breaking this after Doc dragged him on that podcast is fucking hilarious lol

(3, 2, 1…Final buzzer sounds) [Charania] BREAKING: Doc Rivers out on his azz 😂

Might be relegated to a single joke in a skit ngl

He is literally one of the winningest coaches in the history of basketball.

Our dipshit ownership is gonna promote Darvin Ham.

Literally, “I don’t understand why you’re doing this” to Bucks ownership after getting hired

Didn’t a bunch of the locker room have friction with Griffin though? I’m not saying they should have hired Doc, but it sounded like for the sake of team harmony they did need to hire someone else.

Doc Rivers was definitely an all time trash hire, but there is something to bed said for Adrian Griffin still never getting another coaching job, let alone head coaching job, since he’s left. There’s more to this than his record with the bucks.

Adrian griffin was not a good coach, quoting our record during that period shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. Doc was a shitty hire but griffin had to go